Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I was recently picked up and driven to a nice family brunch, and the cousin driving us expressed how driving in my city can be difficult) Me: “Oh, I know. That’s one of the reasons why I refu...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A while ago, I submitted a story early about how my “friend” ruined my 37th birthday this past January. If it makes a difference knowing more details, I’m a man and she is 33 years old. My fri...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The recent stories about $2 bills reminded me of my experience doing yard work as a young teenager, many, many years ago in the 1960s. After finishing cutting an older gentleman’s grass, he pa...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Story Doesn’t Hold Frozen Water Read That Story Doesn’t Hold Frozen Water Caller: "Why is my bill so high?!" Me: "We just had a solid few months of below-freezing weather, so some bills will be higher if you keep your heat runnin...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ground(hog) Coffee Read Ground(hog) Coffee Manager: "Yeah. Watch this. He's going to ask for a regular-sized coffee but want it in an extra-large cup." Customer: "Get me a regular coffee but put it in an extra-large ...
Apr 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leading From The Top… And The Bottom Read Leading From The Top… And The Bottom My Manager: "Remember, this is [CEO]. He's very serious and very smart. You have to show the utmost professionalism around him." Me: "Noted." My Manager: "...
Apr 04, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Reprise This morning, I felt emboldened to make more effort toward my spiritual life. Last night, I ran out of cigarettes, and I decided that now would be the perfect time to quit again. With the weather h...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Little Things Have Big Impacts Read Little Things Have Big Impacts Me: "Sir, my coworker confirms that the sign says $25 for the shirts, not the shorts." Customer: "Well, it's only one letter difference. You should give them to ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Taking Things At Face Value Read Taking Things At Face Value Supervisor: "[My Name], I need you to pay attention." Me: "Oh, I am." Supervisor: "No, you're not, you're staring into space." Read Taking Things At Face Value
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Read Loitering Comes In Many Flavors Me: "Sir, you gotta pay for those." Customer: "I don't think so." Me: "Hey! You can't just walk out with those!" Customer: *Walking out the door, triggering an ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Read Out Of Sight, Out Of Date Me: "Uh, who left their chocolate eggs at my desk?" Coworker #1: "Oh, you found some, too?" Coworker #2: "Yeah, I had some on my keyboard when I got back from lunch!"...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again Read Mexican’t Believe You Did That Again A pregnant customer is ordering her burrito. Customer: "Can I get the… uh…" *Points.* "…the Mexican yoghurt?" Me: "The sour cream?" Read Mexican’t Believe ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Only Signing Is Signing Off Read Only Signing Is Signing Off I informed the manager that we were collectively not going to sign the write-up slips. Her alternative threat was that we would be fired, to which I informed her th...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Read If You’re Not Here To Read The Books, At Least Read The Room Me: "Ma'am! You can't be yelling in the library." Patron: "I don't see a sign that says be quiet." Read If You’re Not Here To Read ...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Been Storing That Up For Years Read Been Storing That Up For Years Customer: "I just got an email from you that your prices are going up next year?!" Me: "Yes, ma'am, our prices go up some years by a percent or two to keep up wi...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Slow Cooking Read Slow Cooking Employees who haven’t had their flu shot are required to wear a mask during "flu season," defined by specific dates which I don’t remember off the top of my head. There is a teena...
Apr 03, 2026 from Peter's Path Good Friday Good Friday to all of you. But he was wounded for our transgressions, he was bruised for our iniquities: the chastisement of our peace was upon him; and with his stripes we are healed. - Isaiah 53:...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Read The Birthday Gift That Kept On Giving Girlfriend: "Why the h*** are you drinking?" Friend #1: "Because the drinks taste good." Girlfriend: "Are you done?" Friend #1: "Done what?" Girlfriend: "...
Apr 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Too Tall An Order Read Too Tall An Order Me: "Sorry, but he's way too small for this ride. For safety reasons, I can't let him on." Dad: "…We'll risk it." Me: "Uh… sir, I'm not giving you a choice." Read Too Tall An...
