Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Browsing around Not Always Right on Halloween made me recall a somewhat strange incident that happened when I was in 7th or 8th grade one year. The elementary school this takes place in has a ...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Novel Idea Isn’t Read When Their Novel Idea Isn’t Working at the bookstore, I overhear a teenage girl say to her friend: Customer #1: "That must be based on the movie. I wonder if it's as good?" Read When Their Nov...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read my mom and i went to a grocery store. there was a promotion with “free samples”, which were basically almost expired bread, pies, muffins, etc. as we finish checking out, the next customer rem...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com FAFOMG Read FAFOMG At one point, he decided the three or four times a year he had to do this was a "major inconvenience" and requested to have his account removed from fraud monitoring. Our fraud departme...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Battery Of Questions, Part 3 Read A Battery Of Questions, Part 3 I'm ringing up my customer, and a woman interrupts the transaction, waving an item in my face. Woman: "I just bought this from here; can you tell me what batteri...
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts Read Does Not Have Across The Street Smarts I worked at a convenience store, and there was another convenience store literally across the street. Employees at both stores would say something simila...
Apr 01, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The Proper Place For Articles and Blog Posts On publishing articles and blog posts as social media threas vs as articles and blog posts on a site designed for the format.
Apr 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Marching Orders Read Marching Orders Me: "Do you know why [Manager] decided to have so many of us on the opening shift?" Coworker: "No, I don't know. That's above my gay parade." Read Marching Orders
Apr 01, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Superpower I was listening to Ye's newest album Bully earlier this morning, and it was good. The standout track for me was "Mama's Favorite." Ye had a wonderful relationship with his mom, and the part at the ...
Apr 01, 2026 from Tim Hårek March 2026 I must be getting older, because it feels like I just wrote my previous recently-update. I must’ve kept busy this month, let’s dive in! From the blog since my last recently post: Hudd review 🍀 Life...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shell Shocked Read Shell Shocked I'm a waiter. One lady had gotten some chili lime glazed shrimp scampi. As I set it down, she gets this disgusted look on her face. Me: "Ma'am, is everything okay?" She looks up ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Change, Not Rain Read Making Change, Not Rain The cashier is going a bit slow, but it's not that busy, and I'm not in a rush, so no biggie. Cashier: "Your total is $16." The customer pulls out a twenty, but then sa...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Captain Obvious Has Become Self-Aware Read Captain Obvious Has Become Self-Aware Customer: "What's the difference between the bacon cheddar and the double cheddar?" Me: "One has bacon and cheddar, and the other has no bacon but double ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Do Hue Mean? Read What Do Hue Mean? Customer #2: "Are these bags green?" Me: *Thinking maybe he didn't hear me.* "They're plastic." Customer #2: *Asks again.* "Are these bags green?" Me: *Getting confused now, ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Couponator 53: Binder Of Fury Read The Couponator 53: Binder Of Fury Coupon Lady: "YOU HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT! IT'S YOUR POLICY! JUST READ THE COUPON, OR CAN YOU NOT READ THE D*** THING?! MY GOD, I HAVE PLACES TO BE, AND YOU CAN'T...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who Blows The Final Whistle? Read Who Blows The Final Whistle? [Center Ref] told me that because I didn’t arrive thirty minutes early, he would mark that I didn’t show up, basically telling me that I wouldn’t get paid for the ...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blown Out Of Proportion Read Blown Out Of Proportion Customer: "It's super windy where I am." Me: "I don't understand why that would be an issue, ma'am." Customer: "Well, I was told that when it's windy, it blows the wifi...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Should Be Berry Obvious Read It Should Be Berry Obvious Customer: "Three strawberry shakes and a chocolate shake." I make the shakes in front of them. They come in clear cups. I still mark the three strawberry cups with a...
Mar 31, 2026 from BEEW This Is Not Contained I opened my news app this morning. By the fourth headline my mind stopped reading and started mapping. The map it made was one of contagion, a fire spreading without any formal announcement or cong...
Mar 31, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Alltagsmenschen In Witten stehen „Alltagsmenschen“-Plastiken: Betongiguren von alltäglichen Menschen.
