Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Happens Continuously And Contiguously Read This Happens Continuously And Contiguously A car of tourists driving through has pulled in, and one of them asks a question we get a lot up here in Alaska: Customer: "Do you guys take American...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wire You Complaining? Read Wire You Complaining? Working in consumer electronics, I get this all day long in regard to cables: Customer: *Looking at the cable prices.* "I could make this for fifty cents! Why on earth is...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots Read GPS: Guessing Pizza Spots My dad is visiting us in the Boston area. He's been walking around sightseeing on his own, and he calls from his cell, saying he's lost, and can we give him direction...
Mar 31, 2026 from Thejesh GN Koala Uma turned three today. She walks and talks a lot now. We are in Sydney for a short trip to meet her cousin and celebrate. Today we went to Koala Park Sanctuary, Sydney. She has heard The Koala Who...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear Read A Fashion Statement… Loud And Clear I'm at a friend's place, with her six-year-old daughter sitting next to me. We were watching some show and talking about high heels. Six-Year-Old: "Why do p...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What About Naples? Read What About Naples? I work in an Italian restaurant, and we have a large map of Italy on the wall. A customer is waiting for their food and is studying the map. Read What About Naples?
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a horrid literature teacher. There are plenty of stories to tell, but this is one of those that sticks. I was being asked about Animal Farm. She asked me, where does it take place. My re...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have five kids, a teenage girl, 4year old triplets (2 girls, 1 boy) and a baby girl. One time, when they were three years old, my little ones were sitting watching tv, and my son had a argum...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Call My Bluff When I Call The Police Read Call My Bluff When I Call The Police Me: "Yeah, but there's more to our policy than just time. Products have to be in somewhat good condition for me to take them back." Customer: "Where? Where...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Sometimes I have to call customers. Sometimes I get their voicemails. Here’s my favorite inbox message. (Sung to the tune of The Phantom of the Opera) Their name is (insert Na~me here). They’r...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A West Side Story Read A West Side Story Me: "No, I'm sorry, we only cover the west side of town. You wanna call our Elm Street location at 252—" Customer: "—Yeah, I thought that, but I live on the west end of the b...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Ever since I was a kid, I’ve gotten nosebleeds. Most of the time I’m able to catch them before I start dripping blood everywhere, but one instance in particular haunts me every time I remember...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad is over visiting as he often does. My kid gets frustrated over something. Kid: Jesus Christ! (My old-school Catholic dad is shocked.) Dad: Don’t say that! (He gives me the side-eye.) Me...
Mar 31, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Skådis Ich möchte eigentlich keine Werbung machen, aber das Skådis-System von Ikea gefällt mir.
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When E-Free Was A Thing Read When E-Free Was A Thing A younger guy, probably eighteen or nineteen, not a customer of ours, came in and asked if he could use the WiFi. I said sure, and he sat down for a few minutes, then s...
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pizzas Are Cooked, Not Conjured Read Pizzas Are Cooked, Not Conjured Customer: "Yeah, I'd like one pizza delivered. Can I have that at 12:30?" Me: "Um...no. It'll be later than that." Customer: *Big, angry sigh.* "WHY?!" Me: "......
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For Ink, Press X Read For Ink, Press X Customer: "My printer is out of ink. It says I need Magneto." Read For Ink, Press X
Mar 31, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Alliteration Stations! Read Alliteration Stations! One of my coworkers has been assigned to make announcements to the customers over the store speakers. She does not always stick to the script. Coworker: "Step right up f...
Mar 31, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Getting Slower There's been a certain gloominess I can't shake, but despite that, I feel calm. I don't know exactly where it's coming from. I'm not sure how well I'd be able to think my way out of it. It seems li...
Mar 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Period Isn’t Free Read Free Period Isn’t Free Me: "I'll need to set up an account for you. Do you have a school credit card?" Caller: "A credit card? Like what you buy things with?" Me: "Yes." Caller: "To buy... the...
