Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dodged That Bullet By A Fine Line (And Print) Read Dodged That Bullet By A Fine Line (And Print) Manager: "What are you doing?" Me: *Confused.* "I'm reading the contract." Manager: "Why would you do that?" Read Dodged That Bullet By A Fine Lin...
Mar 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Poultry In Motion Read Poultry In Motion Customer: "Could I get one that's only cooked a bit, and I can finish cooking it at home?" Me: "You want me to sell you a partially cooked chicken?" Read Poultry In Motion
Mar 05, 2026 from Noahie's Blog A New Reality Lately, I've been feeling a certain staleness in writing these entries. This is mostly because my emotions have been stable, and while it's a welcome season in my life, I can't help but feel like I...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving Slow Has Curve Appeal Read Driving Slow Has Curve Appeal The first time I delivered pizza during a heavy snowstorm, I was really in my element. I grew up in Colorado, so icy driving conditions were a focus of driving ed...
Mar 04, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Once We Were Browncoats This t-shirt was available for redeemable "points" on the official Serenity movie website Last year, I was invited to participate in “Firefly and Serenity: A History of the Fandom 20 Years Later”, ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Revelatory Refund Read A Revelatory Refund Me: "Yes, I can see that the $7 check will arrive by Monday next week." Caller: "That's cutting it awfully close to the apocalypse." Read A Revelatory Refund
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dewey Decimal Disaster Read The Dewey Decimal Disaster At the second-hand shop where I worked, book sales were down, and customers were complaining about being unable to find books they liked, so I was assigned by the ma...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Grape Injustice Read A Grape Injustice Part of my job is to call customers who have left our bank a one-star review. Customer: "Your vending machine gave me Skittles that were almost all purple!" Read A Grape Inju...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Just Isn’t Coworking Out, Part 3 Read This Just Isn’t Coworking Out, Part 3 This woman couldn't show up on time in appropriate clothing to save her life, generally had a bad attitude, half-a**ed every task, and would not shut up a...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Best Offense Against The Offended Read The Best Offense Against The Offended Customer: "That film is obscene! It's full of filthy jokes about flatulence and defecation!" Manager: "Yes, ma'am. That movie is rated PG-13, and one of t...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Plan Isn’t Even Half Baked Read Their Plan Isn’t Even Half Baked It is the day before Mother's Day. It's an hour before closing. A guy comes rushing in. Customer: "I want a Mother's Day cake." Me: "We have this selection lef...
Mar 04, 2026 from BEEW A Field Guide to Your Internal True North (An AI Experiment) A note before you read—this is an experiment. I've spent years accumulating ideas, learning, and ways of thinking about risk, ego, the body, the noise in your own head, the difference between a lif...
Mar 04, 2026 from BEEW A Field Guide to Your Internal True North (An Agentic AI Experiment) A note before you read. This is an experiment. I've spent years accumulating ideas, knowledge, and ways of thinking about risk, ego, the body, the noise in your own head, the difference between a l...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Literally Taking Stock Read Literally Taking Stock It was only when a scraping noise made me look up that I saw the pallet sliding off the shelf. I managed to push the customer to one side as the pallet hit me, knocking ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Peter's Path Never Split the Difference by Chris Voss Why read the book? Chris Voss wrote Never Split the Difference. He spent many years as an FBI hostage negotiator. Voss shows how the same skills work in normal life. He says people do not think onl...
Mar 04, 2026 from Thejesh GN ಅನ್ಯಮತೀಯ ನಿತ್ಯಾನಂದ ಬಿ ಶೆಟ್ಟಿಯವರ ‘ಅಳವು ಅರಿಯದ ಭಾಷೆ’ ಪುಸ್ತಕಕ್ಕೆ ಇಸ್ಮಾಯಿಲ್ ಅವರು “ಕೇಡಿನ ಭಾಷೆಯೇ ಆಡುಭಾಷೆಯಾದಾಗ…” ಲೇಖನದ ಮೂಲಕ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಿದ್ಡಾರೆ. ಸಮಯ ಸಿಕ್ಕಾಗ ಓದಿ. ಆ ಲೇಖನದ ಈ ಎರಡು ಪ್ಯಾರಾಗಳು ನನ್ನ ಮನದಲ್ಲಿ ಉಳಿದಿವೆ. ಆ ದಿನ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to have a credit card with the slogan, don’t leave home without it. I was finally able to make the last payment to zero out my account. After work I sit down at my computer and make tha...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dial Tone Deaf Read Dial Tone Deaf Caller: "What time do you open?" Me: "I don't?" Caller: "What. Time. Does. The. Store. Open?" Me: "...I think you have the wrong number. You've called my cell phone." Read Dial ...
Mar 04, 2026 from The Jaxson Register for State of the South: Jacksonville We’re just two weeks out from State of the South: Jacksonville - sign up now before registration closes at the end of this week! - MDC and LISC Jacksonville are partnering to host a convening March...
Mar 04, 2026 from The Autodidacts An indie blog’s directory of indie blog directories Blogs are back. RSS is cool again. (Said the blogger to his RSS feed.)Here is a collection of small, independent directories of blogs, personal websites, and smol/indie/slow/human web sites that I’...
