Jun 05, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software San Francisco Omnistrate Event Last month I had the opportunity to attend an event hosted by Omnistrate at the Amazon office on Market Street in San Francisco. I really wish a company like Omnistrate had existed when I was at Op...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe He Wants To Turn Into a Gremlin? Read Maybe He Wants To Turn Into a Gremlin? We walk into the kitchen to see my housemate sitting there at the table with three slices of pizza in front of him. He's staring at the clock. Me: "Uh… w...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Divine Interference Read Divine Interference There is a lengthy and detailed note attached to the activation of this feature. It turns out that the daughter married outside the family faith, and mummy dearest didn’t l...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I recently had a plumbing leak in my house. As a result, I had to hire [Repair company] to fix the leak itself and remove the parts of the floor that were water-damaged, followed by [Refurb co...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Colons Save Religions Read Colons Save Religions Many, many years ago, I worked in a private Christian boarding school as an assistant teacher and boarding house attendant. Coming from a very liberal and open-minded cou...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fully Disclosed Read Fully Disclosed Me: "Okay. On the bill you're holding, what's the account number in the top right corner?" There is an extended pause. Caller: "...How do you know it's in my hand?" Read Fully ...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I had just started 7th grade, the first year of school in junior high school. At my former elementary school, the bells were just that: physical metal bells that had clappers that rang them f...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A friend and I went to eat at a lunch restaurant. It’s not a great one, but the food is cheap, the service is quick and it is very close to the office where we work. I took the vegetarian alte...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Logistics, Not Logicistics Read This Is Logistics, Not Logicistics I had a customer come in to pick up a package, but the address on his ID didn't match the one on the label. Me: "Can I see something with your current addres...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at a punk show when a young woman gets violently thrown out of the mosh pit; luckily, I catch her so she doesn’t fall down. She yells, “Thanks, man!” before jumping back in. A dude standin...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Beef Between Us Read The Beef Between Us Customer: "I have a question about your ground meats." Me: "I'll be happy to help." Customer: *Pointing to the ground bison.* "What part of the cow is the bison?" Read The ...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is one of my earliest memories. It was the end of January or beginning of February 1953, three or four weeks before my fourth birthday. My aunt took me shopping to a large toy shop in the...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m moving from Switzerland to Brazil after finishing my studies with a brief stay in the UK to catch up with some friends and family before making the big move. As such the trip was done in t...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Early Bird Get No Worms Read This Early Bird Get No Worms Me: "Ma'am, we're closed for another hour." Customer: "Oh, I don't mind. I'll just wait." She just… sits there, facing forward. She's not looking at her phone or r...
Jun 05, 2026 from Thejesh GN Uma’s New Playlist We have updated Uma’s playlist on her radio. It’s no baby rhymes now. It has carefully selected songs. Currently, U2026 has songs from Kannada, Malayalam, English, and Italian. I have heard all of ...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lo Mein Character Energy Read Lo Mein Character Energy Customer: "I'll get the chicken." Me: "What specific chicken dish did you mean, sir?" Customer: "The chicken noodles!" Me: "We have about eight different chicken noodl...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Deposit Was Going To Cover Their Plans For That Room Read No Deposit Was Going To Cover Their Plans For That Room Me: "Uh, payment can only be made using a card, I'm afraid, and I'll need to see some ID." Customer: "Oh, I didn't know." He hands me hi...
Jun 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Mileage May Vary Read Your Mileage May Vary I am working for the summer delivering automotive parts from a central warehouse. One thing to know about this business is that the delivery trucks and vans are literally...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s An Open Secret Read It’s An Open Secret Caller: "What time do you close?" Me: "We're open 24 hours." Caller: *Impatiently.* "But what time do you close?" Me: "Ma'am, we don't close. We're open 24 hours per day." ...
Jun 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com So Tired You’re Floored Read So Tired You’re Floored After a mentally exhausting day, I was talking with my coworker on his way to the elevator. I got in with him, continuing the conversation, and hit the button. The door...
