Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Do Not Get Credit For That One Read They Do Not Get Credit For That One I'm in an airport convenience store, and I hand the card over to pay. He stops in his tracks and looks at it. Cashier: "Whoa. This is heavy." Me: "Haha, yea...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’re Still A Pizza The Problem Read You’re Still A Pizza The Problem Customer: "I want to order [pizza]." Me: "Is that for delivery or collection, ma'am?" Customer: "Delivery. Address is [five miles away]. I'm trying to reduce m...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rivalry Begins At Birth Read Rivalry Begins At Birth A couple is picking out some baby clothes. Based on their conversation with me, I’ve learned the dad moved here from several states away. Mom: *Holding up baby onesie p...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Flip Side Of Intelligence Read The Flip Side Of Intelligence Passenger: "You'll have to give me your details so we can talk more at the conference!" I hand over my business card. He flips it over to the blank side and gets ...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Brewing Emergency Read A Brewing Emergency I work in a coffee shop in a neighborhood that has a large homeless population. We've had to be quite strict about the restroom being used only by customers. It's 6 AM, an...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A customer wants to know if their address is connected to fiber. It isn’t. They are also still under contract for DSL. Not much I can do. Judging by the status their address has, it will take ...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Straight A’s For Allergies Read Straight A’s For Allergies A mom and her teenage son are in my medical center. The son has taken some allergy tests after having a reaction to some foods. Me: "Okay, ma'am. The test has come b...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read it’s June–Pride Month. My mom and I are hanging out when I get a text from a friend of mine. It’s a screenshot of a Facebook post from someone we knew in high school announcing her recent enga...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I have a fairly common first name. Let’s say it’s Sarah.) (I’m in the back one day when a co-worker I’m friends with walks up to me, looking concerned.) Co-worker: I never would have guessed ...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Car Can Run On Main Character Energy Read That Car Can Run On Main Character Energy Customer: "Well... I'm waiting!" Not seeing any attendant nearby just replied with: Me: "Well, you're going to be waiting a while." This sent this lad...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m sitting in the Little Rock, AR airport waiting for my flight which has been delayed. It’s not the only one. While the weather is beautiful here, there are storms across the US and many inc...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Author of this story and several others https://notalwaysright.com/our-condolences-for-the-loss-of-a-really-cool-rock/306553/ A lot of people wonder why I still talk to my dad at all. Despite ...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Easily Shell Shocked Read Easily Shell Shocked Woman: "So, are you new?" Me: "No. I've been here for about two years." Suddenly, her eyes went wide, she slapped her hand over her heart, and she gasped in the most over-...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am,. I would say, highly professional independent structural designer. In this specific case I work with the design of individual house structures. We agreed that floor slabs will be pre mad...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s A Winning Response Read That’s A Winning Response Me: "Anything else I can bring for you folks?" Customer: *Who thinks they are hilarious and original.* "What about the winning lottery numbers?" Me: "9, 14, 44, 50, 5...
Aug 03, 2026 from Thejesh GN Running Again I have not been running. The last time I ran anything serious was a decade back. The max I have been doing is walking. Though I must say I love walking, especially with friends and family. It’s a g...
Aug 03, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Impetuous God does not want your zeal. Well, at least He doesn't want mine, anyway. No, a broken spirit and a contrite heart are just about enough, I suppose. This last weekend was nice, and I finally actual...
Aug 02, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15 Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 15 I had just finished a small batch of commissions and posted them, and apparently someone had caught on that I'd finished the current backlog b...
Aug 02, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Seven books I keep close because I love them The bookshelf by my elbow, the one that I can reach without getting up, has seven books on it, not necessarily the ones I look in the most, but the ones whose emanations I most hope will infuse me ...
Aug 02, 2026 from Roy Tang Blogging Challenges Around this time I often see some people posting about the Blaugust blogging challenge to post every day during August. I will often see those posts and think that maybe I should participate, but I...
