Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened a couple of years ago. I have AML. I had a lab appointment at the hospital cancer center. I took the bus, not realizing it was 24°F outside. I was bundled up from head to toe, sh...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Queue-rious Claim Read A Queue-rious Claim I know she’s lying because our wait today hasn’t gone above forty minutes. I’m able to see our wait time and how many people are there in real time, so I can promise that s...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My sister and nieces came to visit my mother and I to get away from the heat where they live. My sister picks me up from work and both nieces are with her, which is unusual so I knew something...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 24 Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 24 Customer: "I'm both dairy-free and gluten-free." Me: "I will keep that in mind, ma'am." Customer: "Do you recommend the chicken piccata?" Read Free Of ...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pound Foolish Read Pound Foolish Customer: "Since you're on the border, can you take my money?" Me: "I can, but the change will be given in Canadian." Customer: "That's fine." She then hands over cash, but it's ...
Aug 04, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Calvin Coolidge’s Homestead Oath of Office Studying and comparing four eyewitness accounts of the night Calvin Coolidge became president and had his father administer the oath of office in his childhood home.
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wiseguy-Fi Read Wiseguy-Fi I got a tech support call from a customer in New York, with a THICK Long Island accent. Like Joe Pesci in 'Goodfellas' thick. After I've helped him: Caller: "So's, I can tells by yo...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oversharing Is Caring Read Oversharing Is Caring Manager: "Why are half the team gone?" Me: "I don't keep tabs on them." The manager delves into some angry muttering, and within minutes a memo is emailed to everyone. Ma...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Complaint Feels Shady Read This Complaint Feels Shady Customer: "I bought one of your phones, but it already needs replacing!" Me: "I'm sorry to hear that. What's wrong with it?" Customer: "The screen's too dark!" Me: "...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Alarmingly Casual Read Alarmingly Casual I'm in the middle of ordering food with a waiter when the restaurant's fire alarm goes off. The waiter remains standing there, nonchalant. Me: "Uh… doesn't that alarm mean so...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clause And Effect Read Clause And Effect Due to some legal updates, we have to issue an update to our terms and conditions. One of the updates is a clause explicitly forbidding the use of modern slavery, bribery, an...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dizzyingly Bad Logic Read Dizzyingly Bad Logic Me: "Are you okay, ma'am?" Customer: "No, I'm a little dizzy. Is the store moving?!" Read Dizzyingly Bad Logic
Aug 03, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Lichtschachtbäume: Sommeredition Die Bäume im Lichtschacht, über die ich im März schon geschrieben habe, leben noch.
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Work-Life Firewall Read The Work-Life Firewall My company has the option to install email/teams on your personal phone, and almost everyone at the company, including me, is hourly. I walked into work one day, and the...
Aug 03, 2026 from The Jaxson UF Jacksonville Campus LaVilla Neighborhood Workshop planned for this Thursday Be part of the conversation about honoring LaVilla's past while helping shape its future. -
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unable To Deli With It Read Unable To Deli With It Customer: "I want the bagel but replace [common ingredient] for [uncommon ingredient]." Coworker: "Can do, but we'll need to cook that separately as it's not a usual ord...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The General Idea Read The General Idea Me: "Where did you plug the network cable in at?" Little Boss: "Behind the typewriter desk!" Me: "And you did not use the patch cable that was there for the desktop that was p...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dar-Win Some, Lose Some Read Dar-Win Some, Lose Some Customer: "Why do you have a tooth around your neck?" I explain what it is. Customer: "Ugh. You don't believe in all that evolution stuff, do you? That's absolutely NO ...
Aug 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Come Rain Or Dine Read Come Rain Or Dine Caller: "Hi, our family is travelling to your state, and we have a reservation there in a month, and we want to sit on the patio. Will the weather be nice?" Me: "Uh, well it’...
Aug 03, 2026 from Peter's Path Monthly update #0435 • July 2026 Posts The following posts were written last month. Books 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 2 by Nick Needham Can I Trust The Bible? by R.C. Sproul 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 3 by Nick Ne...
