Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Buoy, Oh Buoy Read Buoy, Oh Buoy I'm working on a large cruise ship in guest relations. A married couple approaches, and the guy asks a few questions about the ship, culminating in: Man Guest: "So, if the engine...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Denying Entry Is Playing With Fire Read Denying Entry Is Playing With Fire Fire Marshal: "You need to get your site security officer on the phone now." Security #1: *Laughs.* "That's not happening, guy." Security #2: "I don't think ...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Udderly Hypocritical Read Udderly Hypocritical One day while I was helping out, two young ladies approached the table. Customer #1: "Oooh! These look cool!" Customer #2: *Less impressed.* "Eww! Gross! These are horns f...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Power Of A Seat At The Table Read The Power Of A Seat At The Table The drive-through was packed, so I decided to just go inside. There was a homeless fellow out front who wasn't asking for money, but some food. I could tell he...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Measure Of A Customer Read The Measure Of A Customer Customer: "I need fifteen feet of chain." Me: "I can measure that for you, but as we price in metres I will need to—" Customer: "I don't want it in metres! I want it ...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Chip Off The Old Block Read A Chip Off The Old Block I'm doing some renovation and home improvement work on a client's house. The client is the wife in a couple, and she's lovely. The husband… not so much. Client's Husba...
Aug 04, 2026 from Peter's Path 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 4 by Nick Needham Why read the book? Nick Needham wrote 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 4: The Age of Religious Conflict. It is the fourth book in his clear and readable church history series. This volume covers...
Aug 04, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software Galera Clustering and MariaDB Server Today marks the start of my fourth week at Percona and these few weeks have been, well, exciting to say the least. I was hired to manage and develop our business around MariaDB Server. Percona has ...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gran Finale Read Gran Finale Waiter: *Bringing out our meals.* "That should be everything. Anything else you need, just let me know." Me: "Yes, the check please?" Waiter: "But… but I only just bought the meals...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can’t Take Back Soiled Goods Read Can’t Take Back Soiled Goods Customer: "Hello, I'd like to return this laptop, please. None of the ports work. I can't charge it, or plug USBs in or anything." Me: "Oh, that's a shame. I'm sor...
Aug 04, 2026 from ttntm.me - Blog A New Guitar I never thought I’d own a Strat, but now I do. Guess it’s true that the amount of guitars one needs will laways be n + 1, haha. Anyway, a lucky find on a second hand platform that I was monitoring ...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Charge It To Experience Read Charge It To Experience My dad catches my teenage brother a few seconds before he tries to put his phone in the microwave to 'charge it' because of what a prank YouTube video said. Mom: "What'...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Need A Latitude Adjustment Read They Need A Latitude Adjustment We were with a group of friends. One of them suddenly announced she was going to Montreal in December. It took a few moments for us to react, as we were a bit f...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Backslash Backlash Read Backslash Backlash A caller needs to type in a file path manually. Caller: "I typed in exactly what you said, and it isn't working!" Read Backslash Backlash
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read While we’re relaxing at home, my twelve-year-old gets up to use the bathroom. I hear water running as she washes her hands, but my husband evidently did not, because he asked about it when she...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not On The Curriculum Read That’s Not On The Curriculum I was browsing our website one day when I noticed a typo. I went to the IT people and told them that they should correct it post-haste. IT Guy: "Yeah, I can take a...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My husband and I were out for a walk one afternoon on one of the many sidewalks in our neighbourhood. Suddenly, we heard a voice behind us yell “EXCUSE ME!”. We turned around and saw a woman o...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My cousin and I were guests at a wedding last weekend, and her brother was the ring bearer. We arrived early so that he had time to take photos with the bridal party. About half an hour before...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My father went blind as a toddler, and as a result lived full-time with his paternal aunts so that he could attend a special school down the street from them. This was in the 1940s and my gran...
Aug 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Grate Debate Read The Grate Debate Customer: "I want that block of cheddar. The whole thing." Me: "That's two kilos." Customer: "Yes, I want the whole thing." Me: "That will come to just over £20." Read The Gra...
