Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brie Careful Read Brie Careful The restaurant I worked at is in a mall. A gentleman rushes in from the mall with a disgusted look on his face. Customer: "Water! I need water!" Since I'm standing close to a self...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pulp Friction Read Pulp Friction Boss: "Your team's break times are too long." Me: "But we're getting the work done, aren't we?" Boss: "Yeah, but you need to go by what the handbook says." Read Pulp Friction
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sometimes, A Sign Can Tell A Thousand Stories Read Sometimes, A Sign Can Tell A Thousand Stories Sign: "Any customers who refuse to correct unacceptable behaviour when told, on the grounds that 'there's no sign saying I can't', will be banned,...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meat Me Halfway Read Meat Me Halfway Me: "Hi, how can I help you?" Customer: "Can I get a pound of turkey?" Me: "Sure! What kind would you like?" Customer: "Uhm...this one right here" *Points to the product I can'...
Jun 07, 2026 from splitbrain.org - blog Pallet Wood Crafting Table Pallet Wood Crafting Table One of my favorite YouTube channels is EpicUpCycling. If you don't know it, check it out. Jason builds amazing things out of pallet wood. I'm far from his skill, but he t...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com SIMpathy Lost Read SIMpathy Lost Me: "That's not really something I can help with beyond getting you a new SIM card, because I work strictly on your cellular service—" She makes the T shape with her hands and sa...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Humor Is Blood Relative Read The Humor Is Blood Relative My brother bought one of those ancestry kits. He's reading the instructions at home while the family is gathered in the living room. Me: "What if it says we’re adop...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Carbon Footprints In Motion Read Carbon Footprints In Motion I overheard a charity worker with a clipboard approach a shopper in the high street. Charity Worker: "Do you care about the environment?" Read Carbon Footprints In ...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Decline And Fall Of Customers Read The Decline And Fall Of Customers Me: "If you can put your card in the machine and follow the instructions." Customer: *Yanks card out as soon as it says 'PIN OK'.* Machine: "Transaction cance...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I left retail in 2022, but reading stories of having to ID regardless of age brings a favorite to mind. It was June or July of 2020, during Covid. The government offices had shut down for awhi...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ruining A Power Trip Read Ruining A Power Trip Our college is hosting a quiz night (called Mastermind), but each participant will be quizzed in a subject of their choosing, related to or adjacent to the degree they're ...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read To keep a long story short, I live on a 5 acre plot of land in what used to be a rural area, which I bought from my parents when they retired and moved south. When my parents bought the land, ...
Jun 07, 2026 from BEEW A 60-Year Measure of Mattering We encounter charts, graphics, and statistics, and rather than interrogating them, we fold them into what we already believe, rarely stopping to ask what's actually being measured, or whether the o...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a construction equipment dealer, answering the phones. We don’t do any construction work or operate the equipment for customers–we just sell, rent, and service the equipment. One mo...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [At my high school where I work, we have a course for medical assistants. Typically these students are aiming to becoming nurses, EMTs, or other type of medical assistants. On certain days or ...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I submitted this story (https://notalwaysright.com/overlooking-a-tiny-detail/366227/) about my small-for-her-age daughter being mistaken for younger, and remembered that my mother had the oppo...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a cruise company. Sometimes when we’re oversold we allow people to move over to another cruise that fits certain criteria for free and then we give them a refund for the cruise they...
Jun 07, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-06-07 It's the last day of May! The World PAGASA has declared the start of the rainy season! A welcome respite from the heat. Iran crisis still unresolved. Negotiations have fallen apart as Israel and Le...
Jun 07, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Win/Lose Right now, I'm at the airport waiting on my flight back home to take off. This weekend was wonderful, and the whole wedding was beautiful—intimate, efficient, low-key. My buddy was fielding some id...
Jun 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not So Closed Minded, Part 54 Read Not So Closed Minded, Part 54 It was my last night as a shift supervisor (and last night period). A customer walks in at 9:58 PM. Me: "Excuse me, just to let you know that we're closing in two...
