Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Not Queue-t Read It’s Not Queue-t I'm bringing my mother-in-law for exams at the hospital. We are directed to phlebotomy. I must say she's a very kind person, but she doesn't believe queues apply to her, ever....
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a grown woman reminiscing with my mom about when I was younger. The topic of relationships comes up. Note, my mom was very active in the parish community and knew the parents of almost eve...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Falconry Centre: (I’m supervising a student attending for work experience who is cleaning one of the enclosures. The hose she’s using has one of those twist nozzles to switch between jet, spra...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ham I Missing Something? Read Ham I Missing Something? Customer #1: "Our group doesn’t eat pork." She proceeded to request salami and cheese. Me: "Salami is pork." She looked at me like I had three heads and exclaimed: Cus...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Due to some unfortunate incidents in the past I have a deep mistrust of new doctors/nurses. While I can build a relationship with specific staff, I tend to freak out when I am confronted with ...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Pea-fect Morning Read A Pea-fect Morning A lovely family with a young daughter was staying the night on their way through, and at breakfast, I observed that the little girl was staring enraptured at the peacocks. S...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Recently we had a a large group of family members visit. So I could ferry everyone around I rented a large passenger van. We live in a heavily urban area so driving means plenty of time in hea...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A few years ago, when I was a teen and the Nintendo 3DS was the newest and greatest thing available, our local big chain game store was holding one of the usual Pokemon events. For these event...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Card Definitely Declined Read Card Definitely Declined What I do remember crystal clear is the middle-aged man, eating lunch with an older guy on one of my tables. They gave me no trouble whatsoever, but whenever I passed,...
Jun 08, 2026 from Roy Tang On Generative AI and LLMs I wanted to have a post that I could point to when people ask why I don't use or like GenAI/LLMs. I had to restart this one a few times because it kept growing too long and full of links and I don'...
Jun 08, 2026 from JoeHx Blog My Thoughts on the FitBit Air - From Someone Who's Never Used a Fitness Tracker Since it was just released, there’s been a lot of press and blog posts around the web about the new screenless Google Fitbit Air. I’m here to add a bit to the noise.
Jun 08, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Beach Balls Hey, you're a fellow CBT enjoyer, right? We're all pretty well-adjusted here, aren't we? Well, it's funny to think about the sort of feedback loop it suggests: our thoughts turn into feelings which...
Jun 08, 2026 from JoeHx Blog My Thoughts on the FitBit Air - From Someone Who's Never Used a Fitness Tracker Since it was just released, there’s been a lot of press and blog posts around the web about the new screenless Google Fitbit Air. I’m here to add a bit to the noise.
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pair Pressure Read Pair Pressure Mom is buying some Spiderman shoes for her son, and since he is wearing them and they are sold outside of a box, she takes the shoe with the UPC barcode off and puts it on my bel...
Jun 07, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Hungry Vamps, Daddy! If I had a vial of blood for every 1980s vampire movie that prominently includes a musical artist who established themselves as an artistically significant performer in the 1970s but hit their peak...
Jun 07, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Digital Independence Day Juni 2026: wieder nix Am heutigen Digital Independence Day habe ich wieder nichts Besonderes gemacht. Dafür im vergangenen Monat immer mal wieder was.
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Brie Careful Read Brie Careful The restaurant I worked at is in a mall. A gentleman rushes in from the mall with a disgusted look on his face. Customer: "Water! I need water!" Since I'm standing close to a self...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pulp Friction Read Pulp Friction Boss: "Your team's break times are too long." Me: "But we're getting the work done, aren't we?" Boss: "Yeah, but you need to go by what the handbook says." Read Pulp Friction
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sometimes, A Sign Can Tell A Thousand Stories Read Sometimes, A Sign Can Tell A Thousand Stories Sign: "Any customers who refuse to correct unacceptable behaviour when told, on the grounds that 'there's no sign saying I can't', will be banned,...
Jun 07, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meat Me Halfway Read Meat Me Halfway Me: "Hi, how can I help you?" Customer: "Can I get a pound of turkey?" Me: "Sure! What kind would you like?" Customer: "Uhm...this one right here" *Points to the product I can'...