Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Read That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Me: "Ma’am, I really want to be clear with you; I think this is a scam. I will try my best to check into everything, but I cannot in good conscience send these peop...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Like Your Elevator Pitch Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch The boy suddenly pipes up, apropos of nothing: Boy: "You're pretty." Me: *Polite, if a bit taken aback.* "Why, thank you." Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Served Them Right Read Served Them Right Customer: "This roast beef tastes like a**." I stared at her for a minute, then said: Me: "Wow, it's unfortunate that you know what a** tastes like." Read Served Them Right
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nissan Impossible Read Nissan Impossible He, of course, didn't get new Maryland tags. He kept driving it with mine. He also drove it to his work site near the Navy Yard in DC, where he got a parking ticket. All of t...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hawaii Five-Slow Read Hawaii Five-Slow I played the footage and, as expected, it was just out of range of the camera's fixed view. Me: "Ah, dang, sorry about that, sir." Detective: "No, that's great, can you just t...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 22 Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 22 Customer: "Is the salmon gluten-free?" Me: "It's just plain salmon, ma'am. We haven't added any extra ingredients to it." Customer: "No, but was the sa...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wall Aboard Read Wall Aboard Coworker: "A passenger asked him if we live on the ship, too." Me: "Okay, that's one of the classic stupid questions on a cruise. What did he say?" Coworker: "He just said 'yes'." ...
Jun 08, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Fallen Double Arrow Sign in Columbia Street Waterfront District It has been too long since I reported on a fallen street sign. For the first time ever, we cover (A) a fallen Double Arrow sign and (B) a fallen street sign in Columbia Street Waterfront District.
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Read The New Age Of Hairplane Travel Husband: "How long is the flight?" Me: "About four hours." Husband: "What?! It took us days to drive there last time! How fast is the plane?!" Read The New Age ...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Task Failed Successfully Read Task Failed Successfully Come Monday, I had an "emergency 1-on-1" with my manager where I was informed that I had to attend a three-day workshop/seminar on how to best meet requirements, becau...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7 Read People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 7 Customer: "Okay, I don't know how to use this machine because I've never been here before." Me: "You just hold the ticket up i...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lacking Specs Appeal Read Lacking Specs Appeal Customer: "I need help with these glasses." Me: "Ma'am, we are an art supply store. But you're in luck, because I used to work as an optician, so I might be able to help y...
Jun 08, 2026 from Chaotican Writer The Future of Chaotican Writer (introducing Odd Fair Press)! Salutations, friends! It has been a time since I’ve had the notion of treating ChaoticanWriter.com as a place to talk about… well… itself.The year 2026 has been a turbulent one for many of us. In s...
Jun 08, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Trainpunks: Kickstarter ab Februar 2027 Freunde von mir bereiten die Veröffentlichung eines Eldritch-Horror-U-Bahn-Punk-Spiels vor.
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum Read Tech Support Abhors A Vacuum Coworker: *Loud vacuum noises in the background.* "Hi mate, my computer isn't working right now." Me: "What's going on? Does the screen light up? Are the lights on...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did Read What’s Stupid Is Letting This Go On For As Long As It Did Me: "Uh huh. Let me tell you about the specials. The starter is olive bread with a whipped feta dip—" Woman: "—Feta? That's just stupi...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Barking In Tongues Read Barking In Tongues Me: *In English.* "Mum, Dad, why do you speak to the dog in English, but speak about the dog in Mandarin?" Mum: *In Mandarin.* "Shush! He'll hear you?" Me: *In Mandarin.* "W...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oz-some Comeback Read Oz-some Comeback Woman: "Ugh, finally! I've been standing out here for like fifteen minutes waiting for a cart! You should move faster! This is ridiculous!" Me: "Okay, well, I don't work here....
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unable To Bread Between The Lines Read Unable To Bread Between The Lines Customer: "I'm looking for—" *His phone starts ringing.* "I'm sorry, I have to take this." Me: "That's alright." I think it'll just be a short call, or he'll ...
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work as an assistant director for an after-school program for a public school. I don’t work directly for the school but rather for a community based organization. This is important informati...
