Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Behind The Screens Read Behind The Screens I used to work in IT support years ago. I'm helping a woman who is having trouble with one of our applications. Me: "See if the application is hiding behind one of the apps ...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m working on a very large order and I hear someone talking to my coworker. I’m not fluent in Spanish but I can understand it.) Old man: “What’s she doing??” Coworker: “Folding clothes for o...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Going In For The Scoville Read Going In For The Scoville You’ve heard about spicy wings so murderously hot you have to sign a waiver to serve them? Yes, they’re real. Yes, there are people who actually ENJOY them. Read Go...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Small Step For Dan Read One Small Step For Dan We had a regular called Dan. Dan believed every conspiracy theory he ever read online. Flat earth, birds aren't real, democrats are lizard people who control the weather...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Conversation Is Clanky Read This Conversation Is Clanky I used to work at a shoe shop called 'Clarks', which is famous in the UK. The logo of the store is the name written in cursive. Customer: "Can I get some clanks?" R...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Buzzword Bingo Read Buzzword Bingo We have a manager who isn't a bright spark, but is a walking, talking Dunning-Kruger effect and likes to insert himself in projects and complicated pieces of work that are out o...
Aug 06, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Small Cross Hey, remember that one time you destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing? Yeah, me neither. I needed a short break from writing since being Professionally Disabled is such busy work, you know. I...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sugar Rush To Judgment Read Sugar Rush To Judgment Mother: "My son can’t have white chocolate. They're fine with milk chocolate." Me: "Can I confirm what ingredient specifically they have an issue with?" Mother: "Just wh...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Flash Flush Read A Flash Flush Radio Employee: "[Manager] required in [Department]." Radio Manager: "I'm having my picture taken. Be there in five." Me: *To my coworker.* "Hey, that's like the fifth time I've ...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Need You For The Home Stretch Read We Need You For The Home Stretch Me: "Ma'am, it looks like the package was left with your next-door neighbor, as you weren't at home. Your instructions on your account said we could do that." ...
Aug 05, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Don't be negligent Cory Doctorow beschreibt, wie die Google-Suchergebnisse ein Paradies für Betrüger geworden sind und das Google etwas dagegen tun könnte, aber es nicht macht.
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Call Center Powered Entirely By Sarcasm Read A Call Center Powered Entirely By Sarcasm Caller: "Oh wow! That's like, Asia, right? What time is it there?" Me: "Two in the morning." Caller: "Craaaazy! It's like, eleven in the morning here....
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com $15,000 Later… Read $15,000 Later… The new guy was a contractor earning over $1000 per day. His boss didn’t want to provide him with a company PC as "they cost too much" (around $1200). So, the new guy was using ...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Load Of Nonsense Read A Load Of Nonsense Me: "So, the subfloor is weak and needs to be strengthened in order to hold the weight of the refrigeration cabinets plus products." Store Owner: "But… what about the empty ...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The Lemonade! Read And Whatever You Do, Don’t Drink The Lemonade! I'm lip-syncing to a Beyoncé song when my current customer (the epitome of Old Black church lady) looks at me with concern. Customer: "You should...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Strategy Is A Roaring Success Read The Strategy Is A Roaring Success Customer: "I'm looking for a book. It has a tiger on the cover." My coworker immediately walks the customer over to Fiction and pulls out 'Life of Pi'. Custom...
Aug 05, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse The road to epsilon-zero: Coin-moving games with no coins Previously: Ordinal numbers and basic set theory Ordinals as nim-heaps Nim always ends, even with infinite ordinals Infinite Nim as a coin-moving game In the previous article we saw how to interpre...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Prawn To Be Wild Read Prawn To Be Wild I work at a large fish market. We sell mostly farmed prawns, but we have a small section for wild tiger prawns. Customer: "Why are those so expensive?" Me: "They're wild tiger...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pikachu’s Gambit Read The Pikachu’s Gambit Brother: "But why does the Knight have to move like that?" Grandmother: "It just does. It's the rules." Brother: "And why are those pieces castles when they can move? Cast...
Aug 05, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Root Of The Problem Read The Root Of The Problem My friend got sucked into what amounted to a multi-level marketing scheme after being misled about it by someone. In his defence, he realized what was happening and got...
