Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Émile In New York Read Émile In New York Boss: *Running up to him.* "Where have you been?! It's nine!" International Transfer: "Yes. We start the workday at 9 AM, do we not?" Boss: "Only on paper. It's strongly enco...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Boss Is The Devil In The Details Read When The Boss Is The Devil In The Details I remember having some direct reports being switched from a former boss to me. At the end of the first week, [Former Boss]'s people sent me everything...
Aug 06, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Ich hab nix gemacht! Cory erwischt einen Scawn dabei, wie er sich nachts davonschleicht.
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Feature Creep Read Feature Creep A woman with her young daughter walks into the lobby of the movie theater. She looks around, and then screams. A shocked, terrified scream. She then marches over to me, looking f...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meal With It Read Meal With It You must eat breakfast between 8-10 AM, lunch between 12-2 PM, and dinner between 5-7 PM. They didn’t use to be too stringent about this because the person who approved travel exp...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do-ink Time Read Do-ink Time A man came in looking for a tattoo that day. When I said we had a waiting list and that he'd need to book in with a deposit, he started shouting. Customer: "What do you mean a depo...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Skirting Around The Words Read Skirting Around The Words Customer: "Oh! I love your—!" He visibly fumbles for a few seconds. Customer: "Your... half... dress... thingy." Read Skirting Around The Words
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Call It A Customer Service Announcement Read Call It A Customer Service Announcement Manager: "Did you call a customer stupid tonight?" Coworker: "No, I asked them if they were stupid. It was a question, not an observation." Read Call It...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Not Just The Plane Touching Down Read It’s Not Just The Plane Touching Down Our flight was minutes from touching down when a lady got up and started walking urgently towards the bathroom. The cabin crew immediately started saying:...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tunnel Vision Of History Read A Tunnel Vision Of History Me: "You okay?" Son: "Yeah, it's just… not what I imagined." Me: "What did you imagine?" Son: "I thought the Underground Railroad the slaves used was… you know…" Rea...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting A Pizza My Wallet Read Getting A Pizza My Wallet And then the guy working the counter hands us a single slice. One single slice of amazing-looking and smelling pizza, but a single slice, nonetheless. Me: "Uh… where'...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eye Can’t Do That Read Eye Can’t Do That Me: "We do! Would you like to do it now or make an appointment?" Customer: "Oh, if I could do it now, that would be great!" Me: "Okay, lift your top, and I can get started." ...
Aug 06, 2026 from LifeDev.net How Do You Say No Politely? 9 Scripts for Protecting Your Time Say no politely, and most of your calendar problems disappear, which is exactly why the skill is so hard to learn. Every overloaded week, every resentful evening favor, and every project that ate a...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happens when my son is very little and we are visiting a local farm. I am very proud of him as his language development is coming along well for his age. A woman riding by on a horse sees...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Course Was All Clickbait Read The Course Was All Clickbait I had been dabbling with PCs for years and knew quite a lot, so I mentioned this to the Job Centre. I was eventually sent on a "computer course" which I thought wo...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m using a public toilet when I overhear a conversation in the next stall between a mother and a small child. Small child: “Mommy, what’s that?” Mother, stern but kind: “How about we don’t to...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a theater kid. When I was in middleschool, I was one of the lost boys in a production of Peter and Wendy ran by a traveling children’s theater. I was in this musical with my older brother,...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Always Room For Kindness Read Always Room For Kindness The area being urban/downtown, we have a bit of a "homeless problem". They’ll come in and sit down in the lobby or in the stairwells to get out of the wind/rain/snow/c...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This is a story of my husband’s. For context, threadripper is the brand name for AMD’s CPUs oriented towards business servers) Husband: My wife bagged three thread rippers for £3 the other da...
Aug 06, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a self-checkout attendant in a grocery store. A register flags me to do an ID check for alcohol. It turns out to be one of my coworkers, still in uniform and grabbing a bottle of vodka on ...
