Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And They Lives Apple-y Ever After Read And They Lives Apple-y Ever After Me: "Boss, did you write the sale sign for the apples today?" Boss: "Yeah, why?" Me: "You wrote 'buy one, get 50% off'." Boss: "Yeah, we're having a deal." Me...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Points Of No Return Read The Points Of No Return Caller: "I want my flights and hotel all to be refunded!" Me: "May I ask why?" Caller: "The museum is closed!" Me: "What museum?" Caller: "The museum I came all this wa...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Continental Drifting Way Too Far Read Continental Drifting Way Too Far Dad: "Oh, look, they have direct flights to Rio." Mom: "No, not Rio. [Friend] from the office went there and showed me pictures. It looks all Mexican." Me: "Br...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mind The Gap In Etiquette Read Mind The Gap In Etiquette At this point in our journey down to the platform, I have forgotten the most important social rule of taking the tube. The escalator etiquette: always stand on the ri...
Jun 09, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Launch of Our Mid-Year Fundraiser! Our Mid-Year Fundraiser is launched, and the new postcards theme will be Soil.
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Gobbling That Down Read Not Gobbling That Down Customer: "Is there turkey on your turkey club sandwich?" All three of the other adults stared at her. I stared at her. She stared back like she could not, for the life ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m an English student in college when I witnessed the most awkward coming out ever. It was a writing class, and one of my classmates (we’ll call him Dave) read a short story he had written in...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Take Fire Seriously, Get Fired Read Don’t Take Fire Seriously, Get Fired My classmates and I were about fifteen minutes into a physics class with an ignorant, busybody of a teacher when the fire alarm went off. We got out of our...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s free tax help season at the library, and it brings out the nuts. Today’s winner is a guy we’ve been receiving phone calls from almost daily. We explain to him that we are only hosting the...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in logistics. For imported goods, U.S. Customs normally requires a report of, among other details, the country of origin. If the goods were made in Canada, however, they require the pro...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resort To Litigation Read Resort To Litigation Guest: "I'm not paying that!" Check In Clerk: "Okay, I will cancel your room for you." Guest: "No! I will not pay it because I was not informed of it, and you should take ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I go in to the ER for what I believe is a kidney stone. Since I don’t drive, my friend takes me in and waits with me. After a couple hours of waiting, we finally see a doctor.) Me: I’ve got t...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failing The Pop Quiz Read Failing The Pop Quiz Customer: "Can I get [different drink]?" Me: *While I am putting back the drink he ordered and taking out the new one.* "Okay, but remember to order the correct drink on t...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/coin-operated-core-memories/367107/ I too have seen a coin operated microwave once, and only once, in my life so far. I was staying in an Air BnB in Florida for vaca...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was interviewing for a role at a large Swiss bank. The role sounded great but I was a little nervous because I’d heard that the hiring manager was a bit strange. I sit down with him, we go t...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Makes More Than A Lick Of Sense Read Makes More Than A Lick Of Sense A couple is checking out groceries, and their young child grabs one of those cartoon juice bottles and tries to drink from it. Mom: "No, we're not getting that....
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Have Died Of Dysentery And Bad Timing Read You Have Died Of Dysentery And Bad Timing Customer: "Those games are so expensive! They're so old! They'll be so hard to install on new computers. You can just buy them on Steam for cheaper!" ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Read That’s Not A Queen’s Gambit Me: "Ma’am, I really want to be clear with you; I think this is a scam. I will try my best to check into everything, but I cannot in good conscience send these peop...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Like Your Elevator Pitch Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch The boy suddenly pipes up, apropos of nothing: Boy: "You're pretty." Me: *Polite, if a bit taken aback.* "Why, thank you." Read I Like Your Elevator Pitch
Jun 08, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Served Them Right Read Served Them Right Customer: "This roast beef tastes like a**." I stared at her for a minute, then said: Me: "Wow, it's unfortunate that you know what a** tastes like." Read Served Them Right
