Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in a public library. The other day, I was helping a borrower discharge her husband’s books. Me: Okay, your books are all done, but it looks like you’ve got some outstanding finance here...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [in my Algebra I class, my teacher is also the school’s basketball coach. One day in class, I ask him a question:] Me: Mr. S, what is two times the quantity 2q plus 3q? [Mr. S writes the probl...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve joined my parents, sister, and nephews on a vacation. Our first night there, we went to a Japanese restaurant. There were a bunch of Japanese lamps decorating the ceiling. Now I know this...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m taking an intro-level art class on the fundamentals of drawing. Our professor is a laid-back middle-aged guy who is great but extremely weird. For the first couple of weeks, we essentially...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in security. I’m on pretty good terms with everyone who works in the building, it’s not actually a very large team and I’m the only day-shift security guard. Anyway, I’m sitting at my s...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the editor of a small but long-established Christian magazine (we date back to the 1870s). As such I receive complimentary copies of other magazines, and have some contacts with other edi...
Feb 22, 2026 from The Autodidacts The Evening Writing Effect Time for some night-owl counter-propaganda
Feb 22, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The Font Of Wisdom In my (coming up on) twenty-six years of blogging, I’ve had some site designs you’d have been right to call “aggressively unreadable”. Just take a look at this design used on furiousnads.com in the...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Read Don’t Throw Rainbow Cats In Glass Houses Owner: "Come on [Regular's Name]. It's just a cartoon cat." Regular: "And it's trying to be cute while portraying immoral values, and I will not—" Owne...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hungry For The Past Read Hungry For The Past Customer: "Can I get [Burger]?" Me: "Uh, I don't think I know that one. What's on it?" Customer: "Are you new? You should know what's on it! You have a coupon for it!" Read...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Read Maybe They Were Dust Bunnies? Boss: "You got this ticket to repair this computer?" Me: "Clean it. The customer wanted it dusted out." Boss: "You returned it uncleaned?" Read Maybe They Were Du...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re A PHENOMENON Read When You’re A PHENOMENON Regular: "Wow! Who was that?!" Me: "My boyfriend's ex." Regular: "Your boyfriend was with her… before he was with you?!" Read When You’re A PHENOMENON
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Read Stay Mild, But You’re Not Getting A Mild Me: "I'm sorry, sir. Because you're buying this for someone else, I can't sell it to you." Customer: "I'm not buying it for someone else." Me: "I could...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe If You Blend It? Read Maybe If You Blend It? Me: "Hi, welcome in! Can I get you started with some drinks?" Customer: "Steak and shrimp fajitas." Me: "Well, that's a weird thing to drink!" Read Maybe If You Blend It?
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Game Over, Dad Read Game Over, Dad Mum: "So… I saw the boys playing the other day." Dad: "Mmhmm." Mum: "Yes, it was such an interesting game. They were taking turns making an alien burst out of their chests." Rea...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Read Teenage Mutant Renaissance Man Friend: "My nephew wanted to get a big poster of The Peruvian Man, but his mum said no because of the nudity." Me: "The what, man?" Read Teenage Mutant Renaissan...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com McGrow Up Read McGrow Up I was behind what I could only describe now as a giant toddler. He was griping and moaning the whole time with only two people ahead of him, and by the time he got up to the register...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Caller *very aggressive right off the bat*: I need Ed NOW! Me: I’m sorry we don’t have anyone here by that name. If you tell me why you are calling, I can try and direct you to someone else wh...
Feb 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Law Of Recurrence Read Law Of Recurrence During the finals period, my study group checked out the last ten years of exams and took them to a study room. We quickly noticed that the professor only had three exams, an...
