Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eggsasperating Read Eggsasperating The first lady orders something regular, the second asks for a change in the kind of waffle she was having, no problem. The third... she asked me if she could make her own omele...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for an insurance company. Most times our work is fairly basic, with both the good and the bad customers. And sometimes the odd ones too. This day one of my coworkers sent me a message o...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened when the global Covid pandemic was in full force. Mask mandates were in place everywhere and if you showed cold symptoms, you HAD to get tested for Covid asap before going anywhe...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Placebo Me, Part 10 Read Placebo Me, Part 10 Customer: "It's so cold in here!" Manager: "We operate a lot of freezers, and it's warm outside today, so we have to—" Customer: "—When a customer tells you it's cold, that...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a dog daycare with some great people and great pooches. [Coworker] is one such individual, and someone I know I can joke with and get a laugh out of. One day, [Coworker] is passing o...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When It Pays To Read The Room Read When It Pays To Read The Room As soon as I walk in, I spot a large sign above the bar. It has yellow, black, and red alternating stripes along the border, and in big bold letters, it says: Sig...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Thinking Outside Any Box Read Not Thinking Outside Any Box Customer: "My son needs a game." Me: "Okay, do you know what kind?" Customer: "A kind he can play on his box." Me: "Oh, okay, he has the Xbox then. What kind of ga...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Read The Solution Was Clear From The Beginning Back in the glory days of DVDs and DVD burners, I'm on a tech support call with a caller who is having trouble writing to a disc. Me: "Hmm, well, I ha...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scan-Dalous Behavior Read Scan-Dalous Behavior I noticed from my peripherals that the attendant had walked up to me. Normally, they just announce their presence and say to let them know if I need any help. She instead ...
Jun 10, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Unknown Bugs "I don't know what you are, but you have to die." That's what I said to a bug that flew in my face while I was smoking on my back patio the other night. I'm scared of bugs, okay? Anyway, saying som...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Claws For Concern Read Claws For Concern Customer: "You do other things instead of crab, right?" Me: "We have shellfish, lobster—" Customer: "No, I mean, I'm allergic to seafood." Me: "What kinds of seafood?" Custom...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dairy Tale Ending Read Dairy Tale Ending My office had laid out a buffet luncheon, and they had ordered several options that were safe for me to eat, but one box of food didn't arrive, so there was less food to go a...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Read I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 58 Customer: "Yo, can you check the back to see if they got any more [Brand of Beer]?" Me: "I don't think you need to drink any more of that, my fri...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call Read Hopefully, This Is Their Wake Up Call I'm expecting a guy coming in this morning for an interview for a cashier position. About ten minutes before the interview, he calls me. Interviewee: "I w...
Jun 09, 2026 from The Autodidacts The search for a good offline dictionary for Linux … proved longer than expected
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Read This Guy Is Not A Page Turner Husband: "Four items?! Is this all you have?" Me: "Our menus are multiple pages, sir." Husband: "What?!" Me: "Turn the page, and you'll see the rest of the menu."...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome Read The Alarmingly Predictable Outcome Anytime I got an alarm call without someone notifying me of a false alarm, I followed the policy and had them send the police. There were two or three false ...
Jun 09, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Vapeserver Jemand hat aus einer weggeworfenen elektrischen Zigarette einen Webserver gebastelt.
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Zinfan-delusion Read Zinfan-delusion Me: "We have a really lovely red Zinfandel that we were running a half-price special on." Customer: "That sounds great! I'll take the bottle." I bring the bottle, present it to...
Jun 09, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fauxppuccino Read Fauxppuccino I worked in a hotel cafe that served Starbucks brand coffee and espresso, and advertised it as such. Customer: "Grande blonde vanilla latte, almond milk, half the syrup, extra hot...
