Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Roll Model Customer Read A Roll Model Customer Customer: "Found a hair in it. Need a refund." Me: "Where is the hair?" She points to a single long black hair. Nobody in the bakery has hair like this, but she does. Me:...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oil Be Home For Christmas Read Oil Be Home For Christmas He got mad and said that since he couldn’t get the time off, none of us could have it off. I reminded him that he had already approved my time, and he said that it wa...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cost Of Doing Business Read The Cost Of Doing Business Manager: "Sir, we closed ten minutes ago." Customer: "I'm spending a lot of money here! You really want to lose a sale like this?" Manager: "Hmm, I'm thinking there'...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Side Of Confusion Read A Side Of Confusion Customer: "So, I'm vegetarian. I'd like the wheat pasta with the meat sauce on the side." Me: "Um... I'm sorry, you'd like the meat sauce?" Customer: "On the side." Me: "Bu...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Debt Becomes Her Read Debt Becomes Her Me: "Hi, yeah. Just calling because you sent an aggressive letter, threatening litigation for nonpayment for a credit card I tried to close right after my mom died." Credit Ca...
Jun 10, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Genevieve Stebbins’ Delsarte System of Dramatic Expression (1886) A philosophical system and a practical guide for the cultivation of dramatic genius.
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Daily Recommended Drama Read Daily Recommended Drama Customer: "All of these coupons have expired! You shouldn't be selling expired product on your shelves!" Me: "The product itself hasn't expired, only the coupon has. It...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Pasta Bedtime Read It’s Pasta Bedtime Back when everyone used landlines, our home number was one digit removed from a local Italian restaurant. We're used to getting calls for them, but usually those calls are m...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unleashed Consequences Read Unleashed Consequences Me: "Excuse me, but there's a dog park area on the eastern side of the park." Guy: "Oh, he's fine." Me: "He needs to be on a leash." Guy: "He needs freedom." Read Unleas...
Jun 10, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software Sonoff Zigbee Bridge with Home Assistant Back in November of 2024, my father (who is now 86) moved in with us. We are lucky enough to have a house with a basement apartment, and after my mother died we were able to take him in. As an olde...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grande Delusions Read Grande Delusions It's the morning rush at a very popular chain coffee place. The line is long, but there are multiple baristas, so they're getting through us fast. A customer walks into the pl...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a bit of a long melodramatic whining rant…er, story, dear readers. Pack a lunch and grab a thermos of your preferred drink, and hang on for dear life. Once upon a time, in a galaxy far...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Momma Just Rect ‘Em Read Momma Just Rect ‘Em Nurse: "Miss, it really is common practice! A rectal thermometer is the best way to get a temperature, and it doesn't do any damage." Read Momma Just Rect ‘Em
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I recently made the tragic mistake of not taking my favorite business shirt off to eat my wife’s delicious spaghetti marinara, so I needed to get the stains out. Research indicated that I coul...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A male soldier was making a show on how he was an alpha male amongst other males in the office one day while I, female, was busy sending emails at my desk. After a heated topic that I wasn’t p...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eggsasperating Read Eggsasperating The first lady orders something regular, the second asks for a change in the kind of waffle she was having, no problem. The third... she asked me if she could make her own omele...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for an insurance company. Most times our work is fairly basic, with both the good and the bad customers. And sometimes the odd ones too. This day one of my coworkers sent me a message o...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened when the global Covid pandemic was in full force. Mask mandates were in place everywhere and if you showed cold symptoms, you HAD to get tested for Covid asap before going anywhe...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Placebo Me, Part 10 Read Placebo Me, Part 10 Customer: "It's so cold in here!" Manager: "We operate a lot of freezers, and it's warm outside today, so we have to—" Customer: "—When a customer tells you it's cold, that...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a dog daycare with some great people and great pooches. [Coworker] is one such individual, and someone I know I can joke with and get a laugh out of. One day, [Coworker] is passing o...
