Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am leaving my car, 3 inches longer than a mini cooper, about to walk my dogs woman in giant SUV next to me: you’re BLOCKING the route for EVERYONE who jogs here! you know some people JOG rig...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story ( https://notalwaysright.com/having-a-taxi-ing-morning/339842/ ) and this story ( https://notalwaysright.com/having-a-taxi-ing-evening/343477/ ) reminded me of when I was in labour....
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Don’t Want To Be At The Kids’ Table Read When They Don’t Want To Be At The Kids’ Table I'd just finished delivering drinks to the children's table when a little boy, no older than ten years old, walked up to me. Boy: "Soo... Do you c...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m an extremely new worker at a local restaurant, as a busser. When I say new, I mean it- coming out of a sedentary lifestyle, I’m not used to the rigors of a job that requires me to be on my...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Seat Has Been Taken Read That Seat Has Been Taken Customer Service: "Store policy is that we don’t do returns on toilet seats once they’re out of the plastic." Customer: "I just took it out to check it. It’s not the r...
Feb 23, 2026 from The Autodidacts Social Cache Busting How do you ask questions that people don’t just hippopotamus?
Feb 23, 2026 from The Jaxson A walk through Walton County's Rosemary Beach Founded in 1995 by Patrick D. Bienvenue, Rosemary Beach is a New Urbanism–inspired planned community located just west of Panama City Beach. Its design draws inspiration from the French Quarter in ...
Feb 23, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-02-22 This entry coming in late because I had a busy weekend! The World USPol: The US supreme court has rejected Trump's reciprocal tariffs! He was so mad! PHPol: Sara Duterte announces her candidacy for...
Feb 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 42 Read An Ugly Side Of Society Has Been Unmasked, Part 42 Customer: "You can't force me to wear a mask!" Me: "You're right, but that means we don't have to serve you. Please leave." Customer: "There ...
Feb 22, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Bellairs At the Crossroads John Bellairs as an author was prolific in his lifetime, and ended up being one of those authors whose signature series get extended by other hands for well after their deaths, but there are two no...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 39 Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 39 Customer: "Your worker here needs to be reprimanded for speaking to me so rudely." Manager: "Not once did I hear her being anything but p...
Feb 22, 2026 from Previous Magazine How Do You Turn a Plain Backyard Into a Space You’ll Actually Use? If you’re tired of looking at the same patch of lawn, then it’s time for you to redesign your backyard to make it a welcoming outdoor space. By making your backyard practical and comfortable, you’l...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Deliver Us From This Bad Service Read Deliver Us From This Bad Service Courier: "You reported me for a missed delivery, but I have delivered your parcel!" Me: "Really? Where?" He smugly goes to my paper bin, opens it, and looks in...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Their Usual Is Chaos Read When Their Usual Is Chaos I see a woman come in who I recognized from being here a week before. I don't immediately recall WHY I am recognizing her. Customer: "I'll get the 'veggieless'." Me: ...
Feb 22, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG ‘Spitting In The Wind Comes Back At You Twice As Hard’ Sometimes blogging is serendipitous even when you initially have some sort of a plan. I’ve been wanting for the past day to find a way to mention a particular blog post by someone but didn’t feel l...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Discounts Require A Witness Read When Discounts Require A Witness Me: "That's already on clearance. It's 70% off." Customer: "But it's damaged, look." Me: "That's the reason why it's on clearance. You're already getting the d...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hammer Home The Sexism Read Hammer Home The Sexism Me: "Can I help you find something?" He looked me up and down before replying: Customer: "You're a woman, so no." Me: *Dumbfounded.* "I'm sorry?" Read Hammer Home The Se...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Literally Handling Sausages, Mom! Read Literally Handling Sausages, Mom! Basically, my mom wishes I were a lesbian. Part of it comes from her suspecting I'm a lesbian because of ONE isolated incident. Read Literally Handling Sausag...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Brain Is Not Activated Read The Brain Is Not Activated Friend: "My doctor told me I should try taking some deactivated charcoal for my tummy issues." Me: "You mean activated charcoal." Friend: "No, deactivated. I don't w...
Feb 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s A Sting In This Tale, But No Twist Read There’s A Sting In This Tale, But No Twist Me: "How has your day been so far?" Customer: "Wonderful!" Me: "That's good news." Customer: "Yeah, I got stung by a bee and found out I am not aller...
