Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My spouse puts something in his work bag. The 1 year old spots him. 1 yo: a pop? Me: Oh, no, sweety. Daddy doesn’t keep lollipops in his bag. 1 yo: *climbs on a nearby stool to get closer to D...
Jun 11, 2026 from Thejesh GN Exploring Epicure the Food Embedding Model FlavorGraph is a large-scale graph network that combines data from over a million recipes with chemical compound information from 1,500+ flavor molecules to predict ingredient pairings. It uses gra...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an app that in part tells us when deliveries are ready for pick up, lately it’s serve...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One Read Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at our place. There was one young woman excitedly rereading every word on the entir...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Twenty years ago, one of my wife’s sisters and her freshly-married husband, both fully Polish, did what many people from central Europe did back then: go to the US for several months to work a...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Critical Miss Read Critical Miss Caller: "Yeah, well... did you know the lady sitting next to me? During round two?" Me: "Uh... no, I'm not sure I do?" Caller: "She had a really nice a**! Me: "Uh..." Read Critic...
Jun 11, 2026 from Roy Tang Summer Game Fest June 2026 My last post felt a bit too serious, so I thought I'd write about videogames this time. We don't have E3 anymore, but this past week was Summer Game Fest and that's kind of the same thing. Aside fr...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Citation Needed Read Citation Needed Customer: "But I wasn't charged extra last week." Me: "The system doesn't allow us to ring it in cheaper." Customer: "Well, they did it for me last week." Me: "Oh, I'm so sorry...
Jun 11, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Discovering the Former “The New Leaf Journal” I learned some time ago that there was a former thenewleafjournal.com. Today, we examine our domain name predecessor.
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Read You’s Gotta Be Kidding Me Customer: "I can't remember either of those. Just look up my name. It’s Jane Smith." Me: "It'd really be better if you could look up your email or phone number." Cust...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time For Some Hex Education Read Time For Some Hex Education Me: "Hey, [Coworker], do you have a set of hex keys?" Coworker: "Uh… I'm not really into that stuff." Read Time For Some Hex Education
Jun 11, 2026 from JoeHx Blog MET Values for each Exercise in MapMyFitness Sometimes I want to do an exercise and record it in MapMyFitness, but MapMyFitness doesn’t have that particular exercise. So I choose the next-closest exercise.
Jun 11, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Bird Among Monkeys Your browser does not support the video tag. I keep returning to this thought on IQ, so I have to write it down before it drives me insane. I've been in a lot of online spaces where people place so...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Distastefully Done Read Distastefully Done Customer: "What the h***?! The cream cheese is still bad! Stop giving me bad cream cheese!" Me: "Sir, there is nothing wrong with the cream cheese. I checked it myself." Cus...
Jun 10, 2026 from Nicolas Bouliane's blog posts How I fixed my rattling ABUS Gordo lock Last month, thieves tried to steal my bike before a shopkeeper shooed them off. They mangled my bike lock, so I got a new one. This one rattles even louder than the last one. It’s all I can hear on...
Jun 10, 2026 from Nicolas Bouliane's blog posts How I fixed my rattling ABUS Gordo lock Last month, thieves tried to steal my bike before a shopkeeper shooed them off. They mangled my bike lock, so I got a new one. This one rattles even louder than the last one. It’s all I can hear on...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 14 Read This Job May Require Telepathy, Part 14 I had a boss who was a decent enough guy, but prone to silently changing his mind, in that somewhere deep inside his head, he'd alter the priorities or ...
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Got The Answer From String Theory Read Got The Answer From String Theory Customer: "Hi, I have a question. What's the difference between the mozzarella sticks and the provolone sticks?" Me: "They're both long thing breaded cheese s...
Jun 10, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Webcomic: Drive Ich stelle den Science-Fiction Webcomic „Drive“ vor.
Jun 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stock Answers Aren’t Good Enough For The Stock Kid Read Stock Answers Aren’t Good Enough For The Stock Kid Son: "You're the manager. Isn't it your job to make sure there are enough people to maintain the store each shift?" Boss: "Yes, and there wou...
