Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Read Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Woman: "Now, what ocean is that out there?" Me: "That is the Atlantic Ocean, ma'am." Woman: "So… if I wanted to see the Pacific?" Me: "I… don’t...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Call That A Win Read I Call That A Win I stopped at a convenience store to buy a drink. The sign in front of the register said proceed to self-checkout unless buying lottery tickets using cash. I have cash. Self-c...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Leg To Differ Read I Leg To Differ Me: "We cannot substitute the potato with meat. You need to choose something from the same section of the menu." Customer: "Don't be stupid! Crab is seafood, not meat!" Me: "Cr...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Take A Shot In The Dark, Part 2 Read Take A Shot In The Dark, Part 2 Customer: "Can I get a Chumbawumba?" Me: "Uh… what is that?" Customer: "The drink! The Chumbawumba!" Me: "I don't know what that is." Read Take A Shot In The Da...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com PowerPoint Power Struggles Read PowerPoint Power Struggles Me: "Hey, [Manager], if you like, I can help you out with the report presentation each month. It should help you iron out some of the minor issues that you're having...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cauli For Concern Read Cauli For Concern Me: "What's the issue with it so I can tell the chef?" Customer: "It has shaved parmesan on it. I can’t eat cheese." Me: "Sir, the menu states that it has shaved parmesan on ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Purrfect Storm Read The Purrfect Storm My family had two cats, who were opposites in a couple of ways. One of them was quite silly, as she would stand beneath the towel hanging off the oven, and if a single drop ...
Jun 11, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Venetian Bridge Brawls in 17th and 18th Century Art Paintings from an era when Venetians brawled on bridges.
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kick That Bad Habit Read Kick That Bad Habit I'm watching my five-year-old son's football match on a Saturday morning. Most of the parents are cheering, clapping, and generally just happy that the kids are having fun....
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Diplomatic Immunity Denied Read Diplomatic Immunity Denied Manager: "Sir, we have a return policy, and I'm afraid you're outside it." Customer: "You should make an exception." Manager: "Why?" Customer: "Because of how much m...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In college, I had a professor who was notoriously bad at time management. He taught a writing workshop, and we generally aimed to review two student-written stories per class. We almost never ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Here To Pass The Class, Not The Buck Read Here To Pass The Class, Not The Buck Teacher: "[My Name], since you seem to feel like my class isn't challenging enough, please help [Class Clown] understand the material. He isn't paying atte...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have tattoos on my arms that reference a song I enjoy and try to live by. They’re basically to-do lists with a bunch of “tasks” that are more just stop-and-smell-the-roses actions like “give...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Read Dr. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band Me: "Hello there, how can I help you?" The man didn't say a word back to me. He didn't even look me in the eye... instead, he thrust his phone into my face...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the time this story takes place, my girlfriend (GF) and I (also female) have been together for a while already and we’re both out to our families. We both still live with our respective par...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My spouse puts something in his work bag. The 1 year old spots him. 1 yo: a pop? Me: Oh, no, sweety. Daddy doesn’t keep lollipops in his bag. 1 yo: *climbs on a nearby stool to get closer to D...
Jun 11, 2026 from Thejesh GN Exploring Epicure the Food Embedding Model FlavorGraph is a large-scale graph network that combines data from over a million recipes with chemical compound information from 1,500+ flavor molecules to predict ingredient pairings. It uses gra...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a courier, I pick up packages from customer service offices, and deliver it to their customers. We use an app that in part tells us when deliveries are ready for pick up, lately it’s serve...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One Read Holy Cannoli, That’s A New One I work at an Italian restaurant. A small company is having an employee dinner at our place. There was one young woman excitedly rereading every word on the entir...
