Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Conversation Is Going Watership Down Hill Read This Conversation Is Going Watership Down Hill A few weeks ago, a woman came in, looking for a new fun treat to give to her cat, as most customers do. I showed her a few regular treat options ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My brother-in-law, his heavily pregnant wife, and their sweet three year old son pick me up from work one day and I’m chatting away with my nephew about the new baby on the way.) Me: “What’re...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This was back in the aughties. Grandpa was a somewhat hardcore republican. Sweet gentle guy if you meet him face to face, but also he believes everything Tucker Carlson (Fox News Host) says wi...
Jun 12, 2026 from splitbrain.org - blog PSA: Bubbles.town has a widget PSA: Bubbles.town has a widget I am a big fan of bubbles.town, a relatively new website to make it easier to discover the indieweb of personal blogs. Sounds familiar? I run indieblog.page where the...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 37 Read The Gift Card That Keeps On Giving, Part 37 Up at the counter, a single register is open, and a woman in her seventies is being rung out. Around the time I join the line, two other cashiers s...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’ve just moved into my first flat, and I’m looking to replace the carpet in my new bedroom with my dad, who is giving me a hand with the move and my mum, who is also looking for new carpet. I...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m a cashier at a dealership. Most dealerships take customer data very seriously. Every dealership has their own way of safeguarding said data. At my dealership, one of the rules is do not p...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When It Finally Registers Read When It Finally Registers Me: "Can I help you, sir?" Customer: "Check me out!" Me: "I'm sorry, I can't check you out here. There's no register here, so you need to go to the check-outs up fron...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driven By Delusion Read Driven By Delusion Customer: "Wait! Where are you going?" Me: "Back to the rental office. Was there something else you needed?" Customer: "Aren't you my driver?" Me: "Uh… no, I'm just the guy ...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Real Thing Is Out Of Reach Read The Real Thing Is Out Of Reach Customer: "What's the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?" Me: "Pretty much the taste. Both are zero-calorie and sugar-free Cokes, but Diet tastes lighte...
Jun 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They’re A Credit To Humanity Read When They’re A Credit To Humanity When I was a long-term patient in the hospital after an accident (two months), I used my credit card to pay for everything while I was in there. Managing a pu...
Jun 12, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Mundanity Your browser does not support the video tag. Last night while falling asleep, I was reflecting on the last ten years or so of my life, as one does. Looking back into the past, despite my attempts t...
Jun 11, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Into the Wilderness! Eighteen months is too long to wait… but it looks like we’ll have to wait even longer than that. After previously announcing that Doctor Who would return with a Christmas special in 2026 – a bit ov...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tipped To Be A Bad Day, Part 3 Read Tipped To Be A Bad Day, Part 3 Customer: "Can I use a discount?" Me: "Do you have a coupon or a gift card?" Customer: *Completely straight-faced without a hint of irony.* "No, no, I meant the ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Soft Drink, Hard Sell Read Soft Drink, Hard Sell Me: "Just a soda, thanks." Cashier: "$2.50." Me: "The sign outside says sodas are on special for a dollar." Cashier: "Oh, you have to tell me that you want the dollar dri...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Duty Calls, But Not That Kind Read Duty Calls, But Not That Kind I’m walking back to the store when a regular customer runs over to me. Customer: "Oh, good, you’re walking back in. I need you to help me find—" Me: "—I’m sorry, ...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tweetable Moment Read A Tweetable Moment Coworker: *Looking out the window next to her desk.* "Huh." Me: "What?" Coworker: "That bird on the tree. It has a worm." Me: "So? Birds eat worms." Read A Tweetable Moment
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Read Their Expectations Are Oceans Apart From Reality Woman: "Now, what ocean is that out there?" Me: "That is the Atlantic Ocean, ma'am." Woman: "So… if I wanted to see the Pacific?" Me: "I… don’t...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Call That A Win Read I Call That A Win I stopped at a convenience store to buy a drink. The sign in front of the register said proceed to self-checkout unless buying lottery tickets using cash. I have cash. Self-c...
Jun 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Leg To Differ Read I Leg To Differ Me: "We cannot substitute the potato with meat. You need to choose something from the same section of the menu." Customer: "Don't be stupid! Crab is seafood, not meat!" Me: "Cr...
