Feb 25, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Transzendente Graffiti Wenn man im Traum einen Zug beschmiert, kann man damit die Realität beeinflussen?
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Strawberry Frappe: A Warrior’s Drink! Read Strawberry Frappe: A Warrior’s Drink! Coworker: "Uh, we got a customer out front. I think he's one of your people." Me: "My people?" Coworker: "Just come and see." Intrigued, I walk out to the...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sir, Believe Me When I Tell You You’re DEAD WRONG Read Sir, Believe Me When I Tell You You’re DEAD WRONG I have a client who is way too familiar for my liking. I am always polite, but cold. He came in, remarking: Client: *Offended.* "I saw you las...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cutting To The Chase Read Cutting To The Chase Customer: "It was like that when I bought it." Me: "We don't sell CDs in that condition, sir. It's a very specific part of our training. You can swap it for the same thing...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plot Twist: The Wife’s Name Is Sophie Read Plot Twist: The Wife’s Name Is Sophie Caller: "Yeah, hi, I want to get roadside assistance for my daughter. She's stranded." Me: "Is she on your membership?" Caller: "No, it's just my wife and...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wrong Kind Of In-Vestment Read The Wrong Kind Of In-Vestment I'm working when I see a customer come through the door, wearing something that catches my eye. I love seeing customers' weird outfits, but as soon as I turn to l...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Breakdown Over Breaktime Read Breakdown Over Breaktime Customer: "You should not be speaking to your checkout clerks when a customer is approaching the register. The checkout clerks need to be focused on me entirely and gr...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Birds And The Bees Suddenly Makes No Sense Read The Birds And The Bees Suddenly Makes No Sense Me: "Bats don't lay eggs, Mom. They're not birds." Mom: "They got wings! They're birds!" Me: "Not everything with wings is a bird." Mom: "Yes, it...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Turn Down God Read Trying To Turn Down God I rent a basement room in a large home shared with many others. There is one other woman who rents a room in the basement, who loves her TV a bit too much. She has the ...
Feb 25, 2026 from The Public Domain Review The Blinkered Flâneur: Walking with Franz Hessel in 1920s Berlin Does the flâneur, that curiously modern figure who wanders metropolitan streets, have a political consciousness? For Franz Hessel — author of Spazieren in Berlin, “a memorization while strolling” t...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Silicon Or Soy? Read Silicon Or Soy? Customer's Son: "What the h*** is wrong with you?! Why wouldn't you help an old lady find some milk?!" I slowly waved my arm across the store and asked him: Me: "Which one of t...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was attending a convention that required you to purchase a ticket to be in attendance; if you had a disability, they would put a sticker on your lanyard stating what accommodation would best...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Degree Prospects Hit Rock Bottom Read When Degree Prospects Hit Rock Bottom In my senior year, I needed one more science course, which could be anything. I took Geosciences in the Cinema. Read When Degree Prospects Hit Rock Bottom
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Root Of The Problem Read The Root Of The Problem From my point of view, she takes a first image, checks the computer, repositions the sensor in my mouth, then takes a second image. After she takes a third one: Dental ...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Idiot Customer of the Day: Customer’s total was $2.84. Customer gave me 2 dollar bills 3 quarters, and a dime. I returned a penny. Customer threw the penny at the person at the next window, sa...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I am currently in the military and was on leave, visiting my three year old Niece when my Mom was babysitting her. After some playtime, she was allowed one hour of ‘Quiet Time’ watching my Mo...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A 9.0 On The Annoying Scale Read A 9.0 On The Annoying Scale I am a sixteen-year-old girl working in a hardware store. Because of that, some customers act differently with me than they would with my older (male) colleagues. B...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was the dumb customer in this story. I went to a supermarket to grab some groceries I needed. I got almost everything, except for oat flour. As I couldn’t find it, I asked an employee. He to...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the start of the year, our new branch was announced. Manager “We plan to operate the additional branch with the same team we have now. For this, we need to optimize every workplace by at le...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tone Policing Read Tone Policing Me: "Hello. May I see your ID?" He ignores me. Me: "Sir, do you have your ID?" He ignores me again. Read Tone Policing
