Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Turn For The Worse Read A Turn For The Worse A customer has been putting money on green on the roulette wheel every time. Customer: "Hey! What gives!?" Me: "What do you mean, sir?" Customer: "That was supposed to be ...
Aug 11, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse There are two kinds of theorems In mathematical study there are two kinds of theorems, which serve very different purposes. Math instruction follows the same pattern. Students are often very puzzled by this, and rightly so, becau...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ginfinite Choices Read Ginfinite Choices I work at a gin bar. Customer: "Do you sell gin?" Me: *Standing in front of over a hundred and fifty gins.* "Yes, we have quite a collection." Read Ginfinite Choices
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Et Tu, Customer? Read Et Tu, Customer? Manager: "Remember [New Hire]. About 5% of the customers will be wonderful. But they will generally glide almost seamlessly through your day. About 5% are going to be idiotic ...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who’s The Tool? Read Who’s The Tool? Customer: "I need to return this chainsaw. It died after only a few uses!" Me: "Did you use it to chainsaw wood or something else?" Customer: "Only wood! I didn't use it on any...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pear-ent Trap Read The Pear-ent Trap Dad: "See this pear is just right." Me: "How can you tell?" Dad: "It still looks good, but when you squeeze it, it's soft, meaning it's almost ready to go bad and is at its s...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Soy Close, Yet So Far Read Soy Close, Yet So Far I watched weaponized incompetence play out in the grocery store the other day. There was a guy video calling a woman - maybe his wife, girlfriend, or sister? - in the ais...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeping The Names Fluid Read Keeping The Names Fluid Customer: "Can I get some of that liquid ice stuff?" Me: "Liquid ice? Like… water?" Read Keeping The Names Fluid
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was seventeen, I used to work in a toy store. I wasn’t allowed on the cash registers until I was eighteen, so I was always on the floor, usually around the dolls and stuffed animals. Th...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During the 2025 lunar eclipse, I was in college. My professor, a middle-aged man with glasses, decided that there was no way on earth he was going to make us sit in class while the eclipse was...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My older brother moved from the North East to California in1987. He related this story to me a few years after he’d moved there. He was getting gas at one of those gas station/Convenience Stor...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Waitress, There’s Paranoia In My Meal Read Waitress, There’s Paranoia In My Meal I walked up and took their plates, and I asked if she was ready for me to run the card. She said: Wife: "Oh, you're paying attention to me now that my hus...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the OP from “When It Comes To Soccer, They Don’t Want A Pizza The Action.” After that incident, my parents sat me down for a talk: we would have pizza for dinner more often, and I didn’t h...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (When you work in a customer-facing position, you learn a lot about the extremes of humanity. Most patients are straightforward and businesslike; a few can have in-depth discussions about thei...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wants Black And White But Seeing Red Read Wants Black And White But Seeing Red Guest: "Excuse me, which way back to the pandas?" Me: "Yeah, no problem, our red pandas are just down this way." Guest: "No, your big bear pandas?" Me: "Oh...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The company where I work has just moved to a new location. There is no wired Internet connection yet, so we’re making do with a WiFi router connected to cell service. A company wide message ha...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pre-Hysteric Read Pre-Hysteric I'm giving a tour of the dinosaur exhibit at the Natural History Museum. It's the summer break, so we get a lot of kids and their parents signing up for the tours. I'm explaining...
Aug 11, 2026 from Chuck Carroll's RSS Feed Converting FLACs to Opus I have music collection of over 12,000 tracks. I prefer to actually own my music (ie digital files) and being able to play it on any device I choose rather than using a service like Spotify. That s...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Herd Wrong Read You Herd Wrong Customer: "Do you have any eggs from the brown hens?" Me: "Brown eggs, yes?" Customer: "Yes!" Read You Herd Wrong
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Performance Is Outstanding Read Their Performance Is Outstanding Caller: "Why are you charging me interest?" Me: "You still owe a balance on your card." Caller: "But I'm paying back every month!" Read Their Performance Is Ou...
