Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad told me a story taking place travelling around Europe. Unfortunately he can’t remember which. He was on the street next to a primary school celebrating its 30th aniversary and there wer...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I would like to preface this by saying that my grandmother is usually a smart person, but at the point in time this takes place, she was dealing with health issues and was not in the best plac...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I spent a brief period without the option of ignoring calls from unknown numbers. After that period ended, getting back into the habit of ignoring those calls took me a while, so I’d often ans...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Are Unable, Try Managerial Enable! Read When You Are Unable, Try Managerial Enable! Customer: "There’s no alcohol in it." Me: "I know, but in order for me to check them out, I need to know what your date of birth is." Customer: *Poi...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a college student living at home. Given that I’m a young woman who’s frequently out late, my parents gift me a set of alarm keychains that will emit a shrieking noise if a pin is pulled ou...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Be Kind And Rewind That Attitude Read Be Kind And Rewind That Attitude A guy comes in with a VCR, a rather unusual unit as it's for European rather than US TV standards, and proceeds to detail to me how he thinks it's going to go,...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My husband and I were going out for a datenight and had decided that our daughter was old enough now to be trusted watching our son. This was the first time we left her in charge of her brothe...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I used to work as a substitute teacher while applying to be a regular teacher. One day, I got hired for just the last half of a school day at a middle school. The class I was covering was nea...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stirring The Drinks And The Pot Read Stirring The Drinks And The Pot Customer: "We all want margaritas!" I go make them and bring them out to the table. Customer: *Condescendingly.* "Here's a tip: if someone orders a cocktail, yo...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Hope You Wore Gloves… Read We Hope You Wore Gloves… I owned a computer repair business for a few years. A woman brings in a laptop slammed with viruses, spyware, etc. It was so bad it wouldn't boot. I got it all fixed u...
Feb 26, 2026 from BEEW If You Can Keep It (One Citizen's Response to the State of the Union) Let me start with the thing nobody on the left wants to admit, because admitting it means owning part of the catastrophe we're currently living through. The Democrats did this. Not entirely, not ex...
Feb 26, 2026 from BEEW If You Can Keep It Let me start with the thing nobody on the left wants to admit, because admitting it means owning part of the catastrophe we're currently living through. The Democrats did this. Not entirely, not ex...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leaving A Scalding Review Read Leaving A Scalding Review His fingers and tongue both realize how hot the pizza is at the same time, and he drops the pizza onto his plate and spits out the still-steaming bite of cheese from ...
Feb 26, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Changes To My ‘One a Month Club’ Tip Jar If you’ve been tipping me as part of One a Month Club (thank you, if so), you should have seen your recurring payment canceled by me at some point over the last several weeks. It had been operating...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Breast To Just Keep Your Mouth Shut Read Breast To Just Keep Your Mouth Shut Owner: "Where are you going?" Colleague: "Breastfeeding leave." Owner: "You know, breastfeeding is not good for the look of your breasts. You might consider...
Feb 26, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Freeing The Portland Locality Zone Earlier this month, I exhaustively detailed my efforts to understand why usTLD Locality Support at GoDaddy has insisted for three years that the City of Portland needs to approve any domain registr...
Feb 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com GPS, IRL, OMG! Read GPS, IRL, OMG! Customer: "I'll take a Big Mac meal and—" Me: "—Gotta stop you there, my dude. This is Burger King. McDonald's is on the other side of the street." Customer: *Looks around.* "Fo...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Caitlin, Caitlynn, Katlynn, Catelin, Kaitlin, And Kaitlynn All Agree Read Caitlin, Caitlynn, Katlynn, Catelin, Kaitlin, And Kaitlynn All Agree Receptionist: "Can I please get your name?" Me: "It's Katherine, K-a-t-h-e-r-i-n-e, Lastname, L-a-s-t-n-a-m-e." Receptionis...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 6 Read This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 6 Customer: "There’s something black inside this sausage!" Me: "That would be the blueberries, ma’am. It’s the spicy blueberry sausage." Customer: "...
Feb 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Paws For Concern Read Paws For Concern Me: "Hey, I think there’s been a mix-up. I ordered the feline renal support, but this is canine." Manager: "They’re practically the same formula. Just smaller kibble for cats....
