Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was in line to purchase a gift card for my best friend’s Bday. Me: Hi I just want to purchase a gift card. Cashier: Sure, how much do you want on it? Me: I want exactly $98.76! *Cashier gave...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This story happened almost 15 years ago when I was in our German equivalent of highschool. Due to my dad’s work, I was born and raised abroad and, thus, grew up bilingual – I speak German and...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Sign Of An Apology Read No Sign Of An Apology Customer: "Maybe you need to borrow my glasses, because you missed a 'T' there." Coworker: "I'm actually wearing lenses, and I copied your note exactly. Are you sure you ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During my study abroad in Rome, a group of my classmates and I were walking back to our residence after a long day of exploring a city when a tour salesperson comes running up to us, waving hi...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Multiple Pane Points Read Multiple Pane Points Client: "Your windows are crap! Those aren't the ones we paid for! We paid for glasses of SSK V [safety glass class]; I think you assembled windows of SSK IV! I want them ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thigh Know What I’m Doing Read Thigh Know What I’m Doing Customer: "I want the eight-piece chicken." "Easy enough," I thought as I went for the container. Boy, was I wrong. Customer: "I want three breasts and five legs." Me...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Manifesting Inventory Read Manifesting Inventory Customer: "Hey, I'm looking for [item]." Me: "Ah, sorry. We don't stock that." Customer: "It's black with a flat top, quite heavy and made with wood." Me: "Yes, I know wh...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Put Melons On Apples Read Don’t Put Melons On Apples Manager: "Can you set up a new MacBook to be sent to the executive floor, for—" Me: "—Is it for [Executive Name]?" Manager: "Uh, yes, actually. Did she call you alre...
Aug 12, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Gas Station Variant Hey man, remember when that 80s nostalgia-wave-core or whatever was really hot back in the 2010s? Like The Midnight, Timecop1983, and all that? Come on, you gotta remember those times, right? It wa...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’ve Bot A Problem Read You’ve Bot A Problem Me: "I apologize, sir, but I am afraid I cannot send out your parcel. The address does not exist." Customer: "It doesn't exist? But that's what Amazon gave me!" Me: "Yes, ...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Offside Explained (Again And Again And Again…) Read Offside Explained (Again And Again And Again…) One thing you will know as a referee or official in any sport is that everybody yells at you: the crowd, the players, everybody. Because your dec...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fulfilment Issues Read Fulfilment Issues Customer: "I want to make a complaint." Me: "I can take the details and forward them to—" Customer: "—No, I want you to get your boss." Read Fulfilment Issues
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sound Of Accountability Read The Sound Of Accountability Me: "We were told in a meeting about eighteen months ago we would get rewarded for any savings made." Boss: "That's never been a thing. What fool told you that?" Me...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pardon My French Read Pardon My French Boss: "Okay, we get customers who order all kinds of fancy wines with no idea what they're ordering. Also, they don't know how to pronounce them. Don't correct them, just make...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Such Thing As A Free Lunch Read No Such Thing As A Free Lunch Supervisor: "Could you and [Other Employee] clock out for lunch but still take calls?" Me: "So are you going to pay me for taking the calls? Supervisor: "No." Rea...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Turn For The Worse Read A Turn For The Worse A customer has been putting money on green on the roulette wheel every time. Customer: "Hey! What gives!?" Me: "What do you mean, sir?" Customer: "That was supposed to be ...
Aug 11, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse There are two kinds of theorems In mathematical study there are two kinds of theorems, which serve very different purposes. Math instruction follows the same pattern. Students are often very puzzled by this, and rightly so, becau...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ginfinite Choices Read Ginfinite Choices I work at a gin bar. Customer: "Do you sell gin?" Me: *Standing in front of over a hundred and fifty gins.* "Yes, we have quite a collection." Read Ginfinite Choices
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Et Tu, Customer? Read Et Tu, Customer? Manager: "Remember [New Hire]. About 5% of the customers will be wonderful. But they will generally glide almost seamlessly through your day. About 5% are going to be idiotic ...
Aug 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Who’s The Tool? Read Who’s The Tool? Customer: "I need to return this chainsaw. It died after only a few uses!" Me: "Did you use it to chainsaw wood or something else?" Customer: "Only wood! I didn't use it on any...
