Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It Means A Lot Read It Means A Lot Me: "Enjoy this plethora of international heat!" Guy: "WOW, that’s a big word for a server!" Me: "'International' is a big word?" Guy: "No! Plethora!" Read It Means A Lot
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Cheese Off The Marketing Department Read How To Cheese Off The Marketing Department Me: "I'll get a regular burger, please." Cashier: "We have a deal on at the moment! The cheeseburger is ten cents cheaper than the regular burger rig...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Darwinian Cleanse Read A Darwinian Cleanse Me: "Sir! Absolutely not! This is bleach! It's not meant to go anywhere near or in the human body!" Customer: "But I saw it on the news." Read A Darwinian Cleanse
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Kinda Fishy How No One Sells It Read It’s Kinda Fishy How No One Sells It The other day, a customer asked me a question that put a crack in my customer service shell: Customer: "Can I get the steamed mussels, but vegan?" Read It’...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tempest Outside The Teapot Read Tempest Outside The Teapot Lady: "This water is not hot enough! The tea didn't even dissolve, the water is still clear! Bring me another hot water that's actually hot this time!" Read Tempest ...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Is Norway We Are Turning Around Read There Is Norway We Are Turning Around During the next few hours, we both remember small things we forgot, and jokingly say we have to turn around each time. Just under an hour from our destina...
Jun 14, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Software engineering across domains Software engineering practices differ between domains and companies. Who’d have thought?
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Come Here With European Math Read Don’t Come Here With European Math Tourist: "We're driving to New Mexico today. Will we have enough gasoline?" Me: "Well depends where you're going. From here to Albuquerque is about six-fifty...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Undercooked And Overconfident Read Undercooked And Overconfident Customer: "Lift up a slice and show me the bottom of the pizza. I don't think it's cooked enough." Me: "Ma'am, feel free to pick up a slice yourself, but I'm not ...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m leaving the grocery store one afternoon, and walking ahead of me is a woman with her young daughter (probably 8 or 9 years old) who is holding two packages of bread. Her mother is on the p...
Jun 14, 2026 from Galaxy Garden Weekly Recap: 14 June 2026 Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈 Cassette Beasts 2002 Announced Permalink to section 'Cassette Beasts 2002 Announced' # Cassette Beasts, my favourite video game ever, is officially becoming a series, with a...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in mid-February, I got a UTI, and took antibiotics for it. It went away (or so I thought). About 3 weeks later, I ended up in the ER, leaving after 7hrs with a second round of antibiotics...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My family are all Christians of varying levels of faith while I’m the sole witch in the family (unbeknownst to my parents). Part of the reason I turned to witchcraft at a young age was growing...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My boyfriend is a fanfiction author. Lately, he’s been plagued by private messages from commissioned artists who claim to be “inspired” in his work and want him to commission them. But he reco...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened about 40 years ago. A a child I had dental treatment that wasn’t very good, it caused a lot of pain, and had to be done again a few weeks later. This left me with a severe fear o...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was on vacation with some family members I haven’t seen in awhile, including an elderly uncle-in-law who I’ve met for the first time during the trip. Uncle: By the way [Uncle-In-Law], congra...
Jun 14, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-06-14 The World Iran crisis still unresolved. Trump claims they are very close to signing a deal, but he's said that something like 30 times before so I'll believe it when it happens. SpaceX had a record...
Jun 14, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Update: Here I am at the Sagrada Família (Previously) In 2003 I visited Barcelona and spent all day wandering around the mighty Basilica de la Sagrada Família, the architectural masterpiece of Antoni Gaudí. It had been under construction ...
Jun 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com As Opposed To The Kind That Come From A Buffalo Read As Opposed To The Kind That Come From A Buffalo Customer: "No, like, what kind of chicken wings do you have?" Me: "Oh, I'm sorry. Bone in, or boneless." Customer: "No, what kind of chicken win...
Jun 13, 2026 from The Autodidacts How to fit Qwen 3.6 35B A3B into 16GB of VRAM, & run it with Llama.cpp on an RTX 3080 The belly hangs over the belt, but it fits
