Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Net Results Read Net Results We both peek around the corner (the kitchen was an 'L' shape), and we see the new girl, looking flustered, with about thirty hair nets on her head. Coworker: "Uh… [New Girl], what ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Stupidity Is Stacking Read The Stupidity Is Stacking Visitor: "I got this discount voucher." He shows me a 20% off the entrance price voucher. Me: "Awesome! Let me apply that discount for you." Visitor: "I printed four ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Pronunciation Is Taking A Battering Read That Pronunciation Is Taking A Battering The shop is run by a Hong Kong family. The ones my age and younger were all born here and all sound local. They have some older workers who are from Ho...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 11 Read Total Eclipse Of The Brain, Part 11 Customer: "Wait, did they say that right on the news?" Me: "What do you mean?" Customer: "They gonna get the eclipse over in Scotland?" Read Total Eclipse O...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Doctor Is Out Read The Doctor Is Out I live in Colombia, and our country recently reduced the weekly work hours from forty-eight to forty-two. This is supposed to happen gradually, reducing one hour per year. Th...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Literally Think They’re The Center Of The Universe Read When They Literally Think They’re The Center Of The Universe Customer: "No! I need books ABOUT geocentricity." Me: "Ma'am, I'm not sure we have entire books about just one topic, but we might ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Agentic Engineering Is Just Everything We Haven't Been Doing The adoption of AI Tooling ironically encourages better practices. Now you have to actually do everything you've been putting off.
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wheelie Tyred Of This Read Wheelie Tyred Of This Me: "When would you like to collect it tomorrow?" Customer: "What are your opening hours?" Me: "9 AM to 6 PM." I'm looking at the clock that now says 6.10 PM. Customer: "...
Aug 12, 2026 from Peter's Path Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson Why read the book? Robert Louis Stevenson published Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde in 1886. The story is short and direct. A lawyer named Gabriel Utterson investigates the strange behaviour ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Drag And Drop The Mic Read Drag And Drop The Mic Boss: "How do I make it so that a file I use all the time is on my desktop?" Me: "Just drag the file from the folder onto the desktop." Boss: "What’s that?" Read Drag And...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Looks Like They’re One Of Today’s 10,000! Read Looks Like They’re One Of Today’s 10,000! Customer: "I came this morning, and you were closed!" Me: "Well, yes, because—" Customer: "PM means pre-morning, and AM means after-morning!" Read Loo...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purposeful Advice Read Purposeful Advice Mom: "Obviously this isn't my business, but I'm just going to mention it; whatever you do for birth control, your older brother says to use it every time and your younger bro...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ah… THAT Old Classic! Read Ah… THAT Old Classic! Friend: "I doubt you'd find it interesting." Me: "You always say that. What are you embarrassed to tell me?" Friend: "No, just I have odd tastes." Me: "So what tasty thin...
Aug 12, 2026 from LifeDev.net How Do You Do an Autumn Reset? 8 Steps to Restart Your Routines After Summer An autumn reset is the yearly ritual that productive people quietly swear by while everyone else waits for January, and the logic behind it is hard to argue with. September arrives with built-in f...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s Just Wong Read That’s Just Wong A customer is buying some alcohol, and I've asked for ID because they look borderline twenty-one. Me: "This ID isn't you." Customer: "What, because I'm White, I can't have the...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I grew up in the northeast USA, and moved to the south a couple years ago. I’m currently set to move out west. This is important to the story. My phone rings and the number says it is from my ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Babies Try To Restore To Factory Settings Read When Babies Try To Restore To Factory Settings When I was a few months old, I briefly stopped breathing while taking a nap. At the time, I was being watched by an aunt who caught it in time to...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Grab a snack and get comfortable, this is a long one. There was a long stretch of time in our lives where my older sister (“Jay”) and I just did NOT get along. I have ADHD, depression, and am ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m Hispanic in texas, the college is hosting a local research conference, I go to stop by one of the posters. I stop at a poster introducing myself and ask the new student NS some questions, ...
Aug 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They’ve Learned A New Buzzword Read When They’ve Learned A New Buzzword She then IMMEDIATELY starts yelling at me. Customer: "That’s a HIPAA violation!" Me: "What is?" Customer: "For me to be able to see another guest's check!" ...
