Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re Amply Qualified Read When You’re Amply Qualified Coworker: *Confused, looking at me.* "[My Name]… did you just lie to this customer?" Me: "I did not." Coworker: "Huh, that’s what I thought." *Turns back to the cus...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lobbying For Breakfast Read Lobbying For Breakfast Me: "I'm sorry to hear that." Guest: "…and?" Me: "And what, madam?" Guest: "You're sorry to hear that… aaaaaand?!" Read Lobbying For Breakfast
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Missing All The Signals Read Missing All The Signals Boss: "[Coworker], you can sign, right? Sign language?" Coworker: "Yup! Need me to sign for someone?" Boss: "Meeting in the boardroom. I need you for the guy the client...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Song Has Bean Around Too Long Read This Song Has Bean Around Too Long I'm singing Old MacDonald which is a nursery rhyme with farm animals and their sounds. Me: "And on that farm he had a…" Husband: "Soybeans." Read This Song H...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Decline Reality Read Trying To Decline Reality Caller: "I'm gonna sue you all!" Me: "Sorry, ma'am, what is your issue?" Caller: "My card got declined! You embarrassed me in front of my boss! I'm trying to get prom...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There’s A Sting In This Tale Read There’s A Sting In This Tale Mom: "Look, I know your husband is a police officer." Pause. Mom: "Yes, I know that [Dad] said, "f*** the police"." Read There’s A Sting In This Tale
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living On Karma Street Read Living On Karma Street I was in the planning stages for acquiring a shed for my backyard. Although we had decided where to place it, I mentioned to my pain in the a** neighbor's son-in-law tha...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Don’t Cover The Parking Lot Read We Don’t Cover The Parking Lot I work at a call center for a car insurance company. Caller: "I need you to find my car." Me: "Was it stolen?" Caller: "No, but it's in this big-a** parking lot,...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in housekeeping at a fairly nice hotel. We offer mid-term stays for professionals who need a place to live for a couple of months but not a whole year. We’ve got a big name moderately f...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Banana Drama, Part 11 Read Banana Drama, Part 11 Me: "[Teacher], they eat meat, fruit, and ants." She looked at me with a deathly glare. Teacher: "No! That's wrong! Everyone knows chimps eat bananas!" Read Banana Drama...
Feb 27, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 09/2026 The work has been hectic. I actually don’t like hectic mode. I prefer being prepared and doing planned activities. But I do understand that not all real-world things can be planned, so one will fee...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Prescribed For Rhythm And Blues Read Prescribed For Rhythm And Blues Coworker: "Mr. [Patient] is asking for a refill on… and I'm quoting directly here… "the pill that makes my heart beat counterclockwise." Any idea what that is?"...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad and I attended a game for our local minor league baseball team. We have been to many games, and before each one they make an announcement on the PA reminding fans that going onto the fi...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thievery So Audacious You’re At A Loss (Prevention) Read Thievery So Audacious You’re At A Loss (Prevention) Family Member: "I want the charges to be dropped. [Shop Lifter] is the sole breadwinner in our family! We don't have the money to post bail,...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked at a childcare center. One of my coworkers was a “float,” meaning that she works in all the different classrooms to give teachers breaks or planning time or just helps when we’re a li...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Authentication Agitation Read The Authentication Agitation Angry Husband: "Why do you need all this information? Just transfer me already!" Me: "I cannot transfer you without an account pulled up." Angry Husband: "Well, th...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m sitting in the living room while my mom is a having a conversation with her friend on the speakerphone. Her friend wants advice with a family situation. Friend: I don’t want to meddle. Her...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is about my cousin let’s call him John, his wife Amy, and Johns best friend Doug. John and Amy got married 2 years ago and a year ago they decided to buy a house. I know Amy was so excite...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Just Not App-ening, Part 6 Read It’s Just Not App-ening, Part 6 Customer: "What's this 'app' thing?" Cashier: "It's a mobile app, sir. Like on your cell phone." Customer: "I don't have a cell phone! How am I supposed to use ...
Feb 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe Try In July To Enjoy A Certain Phrase… Read Maybe Try In July To Enjoy A Certain Phrase… Me: "Sir, these are Christmas items." Customer: "Unwanted Christmas items." Me: "It's April." Customer: "That's why they're no longer wanted." Me: ...
