Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Plan Is Not Concrete Read Their Plan Is Not Concrete Caller: "I need concrete!" Me: "Well, that's what we do. What date were you—" Caller: "—Date?! No! Today! I need it in thirty minutes!" Me: "Sir, that's impossible. ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Twisted Expectations Read Twisted Expectations Customer: "My pasta is cold." Me: "Would you like me to box that up for you so you can reheat it at home, ma'am?" Customer: *Scoffs.* "Uh, no! I want you to make me a new ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Name Dropping Read Name Dropping A few weeks later, I got my paperwork. All three of my names are spelled incorrectly. I go to the courthouse on my lunch break, wait in line at the records room, and explain the ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Dairy Confused Read I’m Dairy Confused Customer: "Eww! Cheese, on a burger?! Who would even think of such a thing?! That's so gross!" Me: "So… no cheese?" Customer: "No cheese! Eww! Why would you even ask that? I...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Well, That’s Nap Time Cancelled… Read Well, That’s Nap Time Cancelled… Me: "Hey, [Sister], just to let you know, I'm all done, so I'm driving back to yours now. Should be there in about half an hour." Sister: "Oh! Oh… wow… that's ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Search Your Feelings, Mom Read Search Your Feelings, Mom I work in the childcare area at a gym. We have a mom who comes in semi-frequently whose child has a... unique name. I swear this happens almost any time she comes to ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Time Portals From 1968 Read Time Portals From 1968 Customer: "What is a PIN?" Me: "Your number you enter into the ATM to get your cash out." Customer: "What's my number?" Me: "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but are you being serious?...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This story takes place at a soda fountain that also offers snacks and hot chocolate. I had been parked, waiting for the workers to make my mobile order. I saw, through my backup camera, anoth...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Alarmingly Unprepared Read Alarmingly Unprepared Me: "What the heck is that?" Student: "I think it's a fire drill?" Naturally, the school never informed me of any scheduled fire drills, nor did I have any idea what the ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Current State Of Medicine Read The Current State Of Medicine An older couple is looking through their medical paperwork in the waiting room. Husband: "Oh, look, our doctor is from Maryland, like you!" Wife: "He is? How do y...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Honestly, the stories I have about working in and managing petrol stations could fill a book. Here’s one. As a store manager (but not a regional manager) I was not allowed to interview or hire...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story takes place when I’m 24, briefly moving back in with my parents due to economical reasons (read: I was broke.) I took a job at a massive retailer to start building up some savings w...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Surprisingly No Blowback Read Surprisingly No Blowback Customer: "How do I know this is fresh?" Me: "It just came out of the oven." Customer: *Shaking his head.* "You might be lying. You could've had this in your car for h...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I submitted one university story already, and I want to submit one more. I think it was in my third year. We got a freshly-baked graduate as lecturer, I think it was practical German or someth...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com More Than A Minor Inconvenience Read More Than A Minor Inconvenience Me: "Ma'am, earlier you told me your daughter was a minor. Now you're telling me she's twenty-five. You cannot schedule an appointment for her if she's not a mi...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My grandfather is ex-military. I don’t know his actual rank or job name, but for most of his service, he was a weather specialist for the Air Force. He sat in the tower and monitored and relay...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Our receptionist had to step out for a few minutes, so I’m sitting at the reception desk for her to cover the phones. After about 15 minutes, I start to notice an odd smell. They’re doing work...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Working, Means Working As Intended Read Not Working, Means Working As Intended Coworker: "I thought so. They're reporting a bug." Me: "Bug?" Coworker: "They're saying that we misinterpreted "no field being mandatory for admin accoun...
Jun 15, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Getting to Work Your browser does not support the video tag. You ever just wake up sad and you don't know why? I don't think I'm sad right now, but there might be some post-dream processing going on; even though I...
Jun 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 8 Read This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things, Part 8 A woman brings a full cart up and starts trying to unload all her items onto our small counter. Me: "Ma'am, please take these items to the front o...
