Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pay As You Chew Read Pay As You Chew Wife: "We'll take the check now, but I only ate half." Me: "Would you like me to get you a to-go box for the rest?" Wife: "No. I'd only like you to charge me half." Read Pay As...
Jun 16, 2026 from Thejesh GN Development as Freedom This time, my trip to Chennai was also a road trip. I got a ride with friends in the car, and it also gave us lots of time for conversation. As we were going to the convocation, the discussions tur...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a booth at an antique store that has around 90 booths. The price tags on our merchandise has a code for the booth it comes from. At checkout, the cashiers remove these tags as they ring...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Non-Playable Customer Read Non-Playable Customer I'm doing the morning prep in an Italian dinner spot. The door is unlocked so that cleaning crews, maintenance staff, and deliveries can come in. Some random guy wanders ...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crabsolutely Not Read Crabsolutely Not Me: "Does anyone here have any allergies or intolerances?" Customer: "I'm allergic to seafood." I acknowledge this and start taking their orders. Customer: "I'll get the crab ...
Jun 16, 2026 from riz#000000me UC Gundam I've spent a lot of time thinking about the Universal Century and, well, here's the fruit of that labor.
Jun 16, 2026 from riz#000000me Gundam's Universal Century Timeline I've spent a lot of time thinking about the Universal Century and canonicity.
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snowbody Else Had A Problem Read Snowbody Else Had A Problem Bossman: "Look, I know you, and know that you don't cause problems. But the customer has filed an official complaint against us, and you specifically, and I'm tryin...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method Read To Deter Lunch Thieves, Use The Scientific Method I open the office fridge to get my lunch, when I see a post-it on a sandwich. Note: "To the person ignoring the 'DO NOT EAT' signs on my sandw...
Jun 16, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Meandering Inventory Your browser does not support the video tag. I've been struggling with an intense lack of focus lately. This is especially poignant when my mood is a bit heightened. Things have been decent enough ...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pineapple Express Lane Read The Pineapple Express Lane One of the men in the group, who loved nothing more than a good joke except for a really, really bad one, ordered his usual drink order, which was "diet water". The ...
Jun 15, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal From Missing the Playoffs to the NBA Finals A comprehensive survey of NBA teams that went from missing the playoffs one year to making the Finals the next, with an additional look at how they performed the year after the turn-around, with an...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Soup For You! Part 15 Read No Soup For You! Part 15 Me: "What's the soup of the day?" Server: "I don't know." Me: "Could you check?" Server: "I could." Read No Soup For You! Part 15
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Current Tenant Read The Current Tenant Most months, my electricity bill sits around $80. I pretty much use a couple of lights, my laptop, and the fridge. It’s not exactly a power-hungry setup. I’m not running a s...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stock Answers Aren’t Gonna Cut It Read Stock Answers Aren’t Gonna Cut It Customer: "Can you tell me what the broccoli and cheddar soup is?" Me: "Sure! So, it's going to be a boiled broccoli and aged cheddar soup." Customer: "No, bu...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Show Your Work Read Don’t Show Your Work Manager: "Did you split the comped items onto another check and close that one separately?" Waitress: "No? Why would I do that?" Manager: "Customers are stupid. It doesn't...
Jun 15, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Der Remorshka-Raum Sprinkles und Cory versuchen, Nini den Blick auf den Schatz zu verwehren aus Angst, dass zie sonst einfach dorthinfliegt und die riesgige Tigerfeuerkrabbe aufscheucht.
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Screenshot And Tonic Read Screenshot And Tonic Customer: "Can I get a vodka tonic?" Me: "Sure. Can I see some ID?" Customer: "Do I look under twenty-one?" Me: "You look around that age, so I have to ask." Read Screensh...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The A** Into Asphalt Read Putting The A** Into Asphalt Manager: "What are you doing here?" Me: "[Assistant Manager] said if I wasn't here in fifteen minutes, I would be fired. I'm here, so do I still have my job?" Read...
Jun 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Plan Is Not Concrete Read Their Plan Is Not Concrete Caller: "I need concrete!" Me: "Well, that's what we do. What date were you—" Caller: "—Date?! No! Today! I need it in thirty minutes!" Me: "Sir, that's impossible. ...
