Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Line Is Busy Read The Line Is Busy Customer: *On the phone.* "What?! How does that make sense! I would have said no!" Me: "Ma'am—" Customer: *To me.* "Hold on a minute! This call is important!" Me: "Oh, gee! In...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Red Flags Read Red Flags Me: "No, thank you, I'm not into tomatoes." Waiter: "It's not tomatoes, it's marinara." Me: "Uh, yeah. There's... tomato in marinara." Waiter: "There's no such thing as a marinara to...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Early Birds Go To The Dogs Read When Early Birds Go To The Dogs Early bird customers love watching me sweep or move things or whatever, not in uniform yet, clearly prepping, while walking into the restaurant. Me: "Ma'am, we ...
Jun 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Kochbuch Nach langer Zeit habe ich endlich mal angefangen, meine Rezeptsammlung in Website-Form zu packen
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Excel-lent Consequences Read Excel-lent Consequences Now, she's absolutely lazy. Like, ridiculously so. Won't even get off her a** during lunch and go eat at the cafeteria. Instead, she makes a mess at her work desk (whic...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pay By Rain Check Read Pay By Rain Check Customer: "Excuse me, you need to wipe down the patio tables! They're all wet!" Me: "That's because it's raining." Customer: "Exactly! You need to wipe away the rain!" Me: "B...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Get To Pole Position Read Trying To Get To Pole Position Customer: "Your stupid pole just damaged my car!" Me: "I'm sorry?" Customer: "I hit that pole on the corner leaving the drive-thru! I want my food for free, and ...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A “Not Always Right” About A “Not Always Working” Read A “Not Always Right” About A “Not Always Working” Customer: "Let me tell you a little story, young lady. I'm cashing my late husband's pension, which I got after he died early of a heart attac...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mouse Ate My Mortgage Payment Read The Mouse Ate My Mortgage Payment Caller: "Hey, so I'm calling to let you know I won't be paying my bills for a few months." Me: "May I ask why?" Caller: "I'm going on vacation." Read The Mous...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ludicrous Parenting Read Ludicrous Parenting I grew up in the eighties and adored the movie Spaceballs. I'm now an adult and a parent. We're going on a long road trip, but luckily for my kids, our car has a DVD player...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Appetite Fright Read Appetite Fright Friend: "Can we sit down and eat yet?" Me: *Finishing up in the kitchen and bringing out fruit.* "Well, it's not ready yet. It needs to simmer for the next hour." Friend: "I wa...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting This Information Is Madden-ing Read Getting This Information Is Madden-ing Our video game store took in so much used video game equipment that the city classified us as a pawn shop. This meant we had to follow very specific laws...
Jun 16, 2026 from The Jaxson Jacksonville’s Forgotten Emancipation History While Juneteenth is now recognized nationally as the day commemorating the end of slavery in the United States, Florida has long observed its own Emancipation Day on May 20, the date freedom was of...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This [https://notalwaysright.com/never-mess-with-secretaries/369140/] story reminded me of one particular woman who worked at my faculty office at the university. I do not know the actual Engl...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I do taxes for a living. I have a young man as a client. He owes a moderate amount of money, about $700. This is his first time owing in. Him: “I’m just not understanding why I owe in, usually...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m in my sophomore year of high school. Because of various problems, such as clinical anxiety and type 1 diabetes, my health has been growing worse and worse, causing me to miss a considerabl...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mother Of All Red Flags Read The Mother Of All Red Flags My last table was two dudes playing pool. When one started to flirt (in an atrocious way), while I didn’t flirt back, I thought, "This could be my best tip yet." He...
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During my 11th grade year, we got a choir teacher. This teacher was a self-proclaimed professional choir teacher that took her job way to seriously at times. One thing about choir concerts, it...
Jun 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Nicht Riesenbärenklau? Hat Kev Quirk Riesenbärenklau auf seinem Grundstück oder einen harmlosen Verwandten?
Jun 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (*While on my way to do some business, I see a group of people gathering around a middle-aged man who is laying on the ground and unconscious.*) Me: “Is he alright?” Younger Woman: “No clue, I...
