Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Orchid You Not Read Orchid You Not A man once came into the flower shop I was working in and asked if we had any "orkades". It took me a sec, but I realised he meant Orchids. I directed him to the display of pott...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Air Of Mystery Read Air Of Mystery We're about halfway through our long-haul flight. I know this because the pilot has just come on the intercom to tell us. However, he accidentally left the intercom switch on. T...
Aug 14, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Rest Up I'm afraid of moving on. There's a certain paralysis-by-analysis that plagues me, if you can believe it! Even with all the pills I take every morning, I still find myself bereft of a sense of norma...
Aug 14, 2026 from JoeHx Blog Asking ChatGPT a Legal Question I’m serving as Treasurer for my county’s Libertarian political party. Recently the county board of elections emailed me asking for some documentation about a few old expenses.
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The $ Into $ervice Read Putting The $ Into $ervice A customer tosses an item onto my checkout belt. Customer: "Why is this so expensive?! I can get it $2 cheaper at [Competitor]!" Me: "We don't price match, so I woul...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com One Is Out Of Office, The Other Is Out Of Mind Read One Is Out Of Office, The Other Is Out Of Mind I'm getting ready to leave on my last day before a fortnight's holiday: Me: "That’s me, folks, see you in two weeks!" Colleague: "Three weeks!" M...
Aug 13, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Supplement Supplemental (Scouting Scares, Gaslight Gruesomeness, and Maledictum Missions) Time for another check-in on a selection of RPG supplements that have caught my eye of late. This time around it’s a percentile system special, with two releases for Call of Cthulhu (one regular an...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Changing Store Layouts Is A Pet Hate Read Changing Store Layouts Is A Pet Hate Me: "Yes, they did move some departments around, I'm afraid. What are you looking for?" Customer: "The tuna cans." I take him to the canned food aisle. Cus...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Underwear, No Understanding Read No Underwear, No Understanding The process for gaining access to this industrial work site is mental. Two days of courses, then a multiple-choice quiz and then a practical test: an interventio...
Aug 13, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse The road to epsilon-zero: Productive programs and well-founded orders Previously: Ordinal numbers and basic set theory Ordinals as nim-heaps Nim always ends, even with infinite ordinals Infinite Nim as a coin-moving game Coin-moving games without the coins Previously...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 15 Read Needs To Work On Their Socialist Skills, Part 15 Our store has a basket near the exit containing small locally grown apples. They're donated by farmers as part of our "kids eat free" campaign,...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Paint A Bad Picture Of Themselves Read They Paint A Bad Picture Of Themselves I work in a small office, five of us and the boss. We all work from home. One coworker is a real toxic a**hole. She is mean, rude, condescending, and an ...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Filling Up Some Space With Knowledge Read Filling Up Some Space With Knowledge Mom: "Do any of these books explain why the sun gets less bright at night?" Me: "Uh… what do you mean, ma'am?" Mom: "Well, as everyone knows, the moon and ...
Aug 13, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The Worm in My Shoe A 2026 story of a snake in a football helment in Arkansas reminded me of that time in 1995 when an earthworm found its way into my shoe.
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Guess It’s Working? Read I Guess It’s Working? I work at a camping/hunting/fishing store. A customer walks in and heads directly to me, working as a cashier. Customer: "Do you sell camouflage here?" I turn around and ...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Help! I’m Trapped In An Office-Based Satirical Comic! Read Help! I’m Trapped In An Office-Based Satirical Comic! Boss: "You need to organise a meeting to talk about the meeting prior to the meeting." Me: "Uh… why?" Boss: "So we know what the meeting i...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com On A Sole Searching Journey Read On A Sole Searching Journey Customer: "Are you sure these are size nine?" Me: "Yes, it says so on the box. Do they feel too tight or too loose?" Customer: "Yeah, like too loose." Read On A Sol...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dad, Nooo Read Dad, Nooo My dad thought of himself as a funny guy and would sometimes try to prank cashiers to brighten their day. It was always very embarrassing for me, and probably infuriating for any cas...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plane To See Read Plane To See I was camping near a ridge that has a beautiful, amazing starscape at night. The local city has an astronomy club that will go up to the ridge on clear nights with some telescopes...
Aug 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Score Points For Conciseness Read Score Points For Conciseness Customer: "Do you have all The Hobbit books?" Me: "We have The Hobbit, but it's just the one book." Customer: "No, I have the first one. I need the other two." Rea...
