Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Outlook Isn’t Great Read The Outlook Isn’t Great User: "Sorry, are you a technician or not?" This ROYALLY p***ed me off. I connect AGAIN, screenshot the window showing Outlook is open, and send it to the user. User: "...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Your Wires Crossed Read Getting Your Wires Crossed Customer: "Do you sell Bluetooth cables?" Me: "Bluetooth is a wireless technology. It doesn't use cables." Customer: "I want a cable that allows me to transfer data,...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Flip It Over Or Flip Out Read Flip It Over Or Flip Out Customer: "They printed upside down!" Her one-sided copies were face down in the box. Me: "No, they're just face down." Customer: "Re-run them! Now! I need to get thes...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Drawing A Blank Read Drawing A Blank A coworker and I are getting set up in one of these offices. He opens his laptop, and a piece of paper falls out and lands at my feet. Me: "Oh, let me get that for you." I hand...
Aug 14, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 33/2026 I ended the Netflix subscription. We have not been using it for a long time, and we were just paying; finally, this month I ended it. Sleep has won for me. If required, I can subscribe again. We st...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sand(wiche)s Of Time Read The Sand(wiche)s Of Time Customer: "Can I get a refund on a sandwich you guys made? It was really bad. I have the receipt." Me: "May I see it?" Read The Sand(wiche)s Of Time
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Measuring In Anything Except Metric Read Measuring In Anything Except Metric I overhear a young boy at the airport gate ask his dad: Boy: "Dad, how long will the layover be?" Dad: "Two hours." Boy: "But how long is thaaaaaaaaaaat?" R...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Leash It To A Child Read Leash It To A Child In my state in Germany, you are required by law to keep your dog on a leash at all times between April 15 and July 15. This is the nesting season for many bird species and ...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mother Knows Best Read Mother Knows Best Me: "And can I confirm your date of birth and mother's maiden name?" Caller: "Why?" Me: "These are the security questions you set up." Caller: "I can't remember my mother's m...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This story makes slightly more sense in Czech, but I feel cocky). I swear I am usually not stupid, but once in a while my mouth uses words even the stupidest autocorrect won’t think of. I jus...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meow You See Them Read Meow You See Them I'm a paramedic. We get a call to respond to an elderly patient falling in a country house. I could hear the patient yelling for help from within the house as I walked up the...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/joe-mama/384021/) reminded me of a similar coincidence that happened in my family. Names have been changed My mother has a sister named Emmaline. Funnily...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [My wife gets occasional migraines, and has a prescription for Nurtec to alleviate them. One afternoon as we’re watching TV in the living room, she feels a migraine coming on.] Wife: [my name]...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Architecture of Avoidance Read Architecture of Avoidance Customer: "How can we route all of our API calls from an external system through a single user?" Me: "You don't. Our contracts don't allow license sharing between use...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am an admitted Agent of Chaos in my family and a prankster. Not the mean, bullying, or harmful kind, but the silly, funny kind. My greatest prank to date involves my sister-in-law’s cat. Thi...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am currently in the process of making our kitchen a mini-rainforest, much to my husband’s horror. Note: This is the first marriage for both of us. Me: “Am I the best wife you ever had?” Husb...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Conversation Went Dark Read That Conversation Went Dark Customer: "My wife and I are planning on having a fun night!" Me: *Polite smile.* Customer: "Would you like to…" *Suggestive smile.* Me: "YOUR TOTAL IS $55.50!" Rea...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a manager at a supermarket. One of my workers has earned herself a termination with a magnificent f***-up; I won’t get into details, but let’s just say there was a large amount of product ...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can You Beer-lieve Where They Put It?! Read Can You Beer-lieve Where They Put It?! A tourist family wanders into the pub. It's late November, so it's very cold in England. Customer: "Can we sit in your beer garden?" Me: "I mean, you can...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Original Pyramid Scheme Read The Original Pyramid Scheme Customer: "I used to drink Coca-Cola, but then I found out it wasn't American." Me: "I'm pretty sure Coca Cola is an American company." Customer: "No. I just found ...
