Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cat-astrophic Hunting Read Cat-astrophic Hunting My cat thinks of herself as a fierce huntress. She likes to chase everything that moves and most of the things that don't. But she's not that good at it. One day I'm at w...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Map Quest-ionable Read Map Quest-ionable I'm in a waiting room for something unrelated to the story. For reasons, there is a large world map up on the wall. I overhear two people looking at the map and discussing th...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Birds And The Beans Read The Birds And The Beans Customer: "Have you got any orgasmic runner beans?" Read The Birds And The Beans
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the park where I work, we have had a major break in the waterline. Because of this, we have had to shut down all water to the park. We have posted this on social media, an alert is on our w...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This happened on a call to my mom’s mail-order pharmacy. For the second month in a row, they sent the wrong number of pills. I understand it’s a little complicated as the dosage has changed as...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read From an unfiltered story I recently learned the idea of a golden birthday. That made me finally write up the events that lead up to mine, in which I was still mostly underage and almost got lo...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago I got assigned to support an additional manufacturing/processing area. It was way across the plant and they didn’t have much activity, so I went out there midmorning (usually so...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My wife and I are having a barbecue and inviting our neighbors, so we are setting up and have all our doors and windows open to indicate that we are home and you should come in.) Wife: “Is th...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working as a cashier at Wawa, and was being extra helpful to customers, as I was trying to get a raise. I was about 40 around this time. I was helping this one lady, who looked around my...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rings True Read Rings True Me: "Looking into the usage details, it looks like your phone has been roaming in another state." Caller: "That's impossible!" Me: "It looks like it was used [One State Over] during...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Space Oddity Read Space Oddity Customer: "Do you have a keyboard with a smaller space bar?" Me: "Uh, we have some variations, but the space bar is kinda big on all of them." Customer: "It's such a waste of spac...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If A Report Falls In The Forest… Read If A Report Falls In The Forest… After a while, I realized that they never actually read the reports, so I stopped doing them for an entire year. I didn’t submit a single one. Somebody else I ...
Aug 14, 2026 from Roy Tang 750 Words: Hall of Phoenixes Interview I've written a bit about 750 Words before, the last time in 2019. It's a service I started using for private journalling in 2010 on and off and since 2020 I've been writing there on a daily basis. ...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Real Bread Winner Read A Real Bread Winner Customer: "How many loaves are there?" Me: "In the discount section? Fourteen." Customer: "I'll take them all." Read A Real Bread Winner
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Think Of The Pastabilities Read Think Of The Pastabilities I see one of the new girls eating a bowl of plain pasta on her break. Me: "Is that just plain pasta?" New Girl: "Yeah." My young daughter has issues with food flavor...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Return To Form Read A Return To Form Customer: "I didn't have my receipt, so they gave me a store card. I didn't want a store card. Now I have the receipt, and I want cash." Me: "I can't do that; you already got ...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Raise Of Hands Read A Raise Of Hands Coworker: "We need to be able to promote people or give raises any day of the year, not just at review times, to allow us to respond to people getting offers quickly enough to...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Game Over Before You Even Begin Read It’s Game Over Before You Even Begin Customer: "Can this play Cyberpunk 2077?" Me: "That is a game I have at home that just about runs on 32GB of RAM." Customer: "So… can this play Cyberpunk 2...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Outlook Isn’t Great Read The Outlook Isn’t Great User: "Sorry, are you a technician or not?" This ROYALLY p***ed me off. I connect AGAIN, screenshot the window showing Outlook is open, and send it to the user. User: "...
Aug 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Your Wires Crossed Read Getting Your Wires Crossed Customer: "Do you sell Bluetooth cables?" Me: "Bluetooth is a wireless technology. It doesn't use cables." Customer: "I want a cable that allows me to transfer data,...
