Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Grape Injustice Read A Grape Injustice Part of my job is to call customers who have left our bank a one-star review. Customer: "Your vending machine gave me Skittles that were almost all purple!" Read A Grape Inju...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Just Isn’t Coworking Out, Part 3 Read This Just Isn’t Coworking Out, Part 3 This woman couldn't show up on time in appropriate clothing to save her life, generally had a bad attitude, half-a**ed every task, and would not shut up a...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Best Offense Against The Offended Read The Best Offense Against The Offended Customer: "That film is obscene! It's full of filthy jokes about flatulence and defecation!" Manager: "Yes, ma'am. That movie is rated PG-13, and one of t...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Plan Isn’t Even Half Baked Read Their Plan Isn’t Even Half Baked It is the day before Mother's Day. It's an hour before closing. A guy comes rushing in. Customer: "I want a Mother's Day cake." Me: "We have this selection lef...
Mar 04, 2026 from BEEW A Field Guide to Your Internal True North (An AI Experiment) A note before you read—this is an experiment. I've spent years accumulating ideas, learning, and ways of thinking about risk, ego, the body, the noise in your own head, the difference between a lif...
Mar 04, 2026 from BEEW A Field Guide to Your Internal True North (An Agentic AI Experiment) A note before you read. This is an experiment. I've spent years accumulating ideas, knowledge, and ways of thinking about risk, ego, the body, the noise in your own head, the difference between a l...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Literally Taking Stock Read Literally Taking Stock It was only when a scraping noise made me look up that I saw the pallet sliding off the shelf. I managed to push the customer to one side as the pallet hit me, knocking ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Peter's Path Never Split the Difference by Chris Voss Why read the book? Chris Voss wrote Never Split the Difference. He spent many years as an FBI hostage negotiator. Voss shows how the same skills work in normal life. He says people do not think onl...
Mar 04, 2026 from Thejesh GN ಅನ್ಯಮತೀಯ ನಿತ್ಯಾನಂದ ಬಿ ಶೆಟ್ಟಿಯವರ ‘ಅಳವು ಅರಿಯದ ಭಾಷೆ’ ಪುಸ್ತಕಕ್ಕೆ ಇಸ್ಮಾಯಿಲ್ ಅವರು “ಕೇಡಿನ ಭಾಷೆಯೇ ಆಡುಭಾಷೆಯಾದಾಗ…” ಲೇಖನದ ಮೂಲಕ ಪ್ರತಿಕ್ರಿಯಿಸಿದ್ಡಾರೆ. ಸಮಯ ಸಿಕ್ಕಾಗ ಓದಿ. ಆ ಲೇಖನದ ಈ ಎರಡು ಪ್ಯಾರಾಗಳು ನನ್ನ ಮನದಲ್ಲಿ ಉಳಿದಿವೆ. ಆ ದಿನ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to have a credit card with the slogan, don’t leave home without it. I was finally able to make the last payment to zero out my account. After work I sit down at my computer and make tha...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dial Tone Deaf Read Dial Tone Deaf Caller: "What time do you open?" Me: "I don't?" Caller: "What. Time. Does. The. Store. Open?" Me: "...I think you have the wrong number. You've called my cell phone." Read Dial ...
Mar 04, 2026 from The Jaxson Register for State of the South: Jacksonville We’re just two weeks out from State of the South: Jacksonville - sign up now before registration closes at the end of this week! - MDC and LISC Jacksonville are partnering to host a convening March...
Mar 04, 2026 from The Autodidacts An indie blog’s directory of indie blog directories Blogs are back. RSS is cool again. (Said the blogger to his RSS feed.)Here is a collection of small, independent directories of blogs, personal websites, and smol/indie/slow/human web sites that I’...
Mar 04, 2026 from Roy Tang Paypal can charge you a 'Dispute Fee' even if you did nothing in a transaction On the 15th of January I got the following email from a stranger: Good day Roy, I just sent money on your PayPal by mistake. Accidently I typed the wrong email and sent you money that was supposed ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Allow Us To Volunteer To Show You The Exit Read Allow Us To Volunteer To Show You The Exit Me: "I am sorry, but my Dutch is not so good. Can you say that in English?" She goes full banshee mode, shouting in English: Patron: "You should not ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully, The Penny Doesn’t Drop Read Hopefully, The Penny Doesn’t Drop Caller: "I went into my overdraft for one day last month, and I got a charge from you. I want it refunded! It happened on the 23rd." Me: "Is that the charge f...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Deter Gents (And Other Customers) Read How To Deter Gents (And Other Customers) Me: "Is the non-bio liquid in the sales?" Sales Lady: "It is, but we've sold out of it." Me: "Oh, that's a shame. Do you know if you're getting anymore...
Mar 04, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Solution Is Certainly Novel Read That Solution Is Certainly Novel Me: "This sticker says $3 off, ma'am, not that the book is $3." Customer: "That's misleading! The sticker just says $3, so that's confusing to customers!" Me: ...
Mar 04, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Choices Early yesterday afternoon, I fell asleep and slept throughout the rest of the entire day and through the night. That antipsychotic I took the night before really wiped me out. I woke up this mornin...
Mar 03, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Save A Penny, Lose A Person Read Save A Penny, Lose A Person While I was working for this company, we sometimes had to file papers in person at municipalities. If they were close enough to our office, someone from the office ...
