Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Discount The Ability To Be Pleasant Read Don’t Discount The Ability To Be Pleasant There is a sandwich place I go to when I forget to bring lunch for work. The workers tend to start asking what someone wants to order before they have...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sour Grapes In The Sour Patch Read Sour Grapes In The Sour Patch Me: "Has anyone seen my Sour Patch Kids?" Coworker: "Oh, I threw those away." Me: "You what?" Coworker: "They were open." Read Sour Grapes In The Sour Patch
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Truth Was Out There, Now It’s Sat At Table Five… Read The Truth Was Out There, Now It’s Sat At Table Five… Almost immediately after dropping off their first drinks, I'm back behind the bar in the service well, and someone starts tapping my leg. I...
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Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clopen, Nope-en Read Clopen, Nope-en Me: "I'm closing tonight, so I'll be out of here around midnight, but then I'm opening tomorrow at 5 AM." Supervisor: "So? You wanted a lot of hours, you're getting 'em!" Read ...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The House Always Wins Read The House Always Wins Guy: "My son kept telling me he couldn't afford a house like I did at his age, and he told me the prices! I didn't believe him, so he told me to walk past here and take a...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Whopper Of A Double Standard Read A Whopper Of A Double Standard The standard practice around there was that as supper rush was starting, we'd lose four people who went out back to smoke (including the shift manager) and leave...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Thinking Outside The Box, Part 5 Read Not Thinking Outside The Box, Part 5 Customer: "Could I open the box to see whether everything's okay inside?" Not as outlandish a request, since the boxes are on shelves where customers can r...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com FAFO: The Movie Read FAFO: The Movie My store hated these kids. If their movie hadn't started yet or if their parents weren't there yet, they'd walk into our store and spoil the ending of every movie they'd just s...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com MLK, FYI Read MLK, FYI Me: "Hey, you know today's a holiday, right?" Coworker: "Ha ha, very funny." Me: "No, seriously. It's MLK Day. Here." I sent her a link to the company memo. Coworker: "Son of a b****!...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Arguing Over A Poultry Sum Read Arguing Over A Poultry Sum I used to work at a grocery store that had a policy of "if the price on the shelf is different than what it rings up at the register, you get it for free". A lady c...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Paw-ning Off Responsibility Read Paw-ning Off Responsibility Brother: "Can you look after my dog this weekend?" Me: "You ask me to do that so many weekends that my kids are going to think it's our dog." Brother: "I can't help...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Would Rather Be A Buzzkill Than A Bearkill Read Would Rather Be A Buzzkill Than A Bearkill I overheard an American couple with Georgia-ish accents trying to get their kids to hurry up and get their coats on, because they wanted to run out a...
Jun 17, 2026 from BEEW Father's Day Is Cringe (A Father's Rant) Bill Walton was a one-man Venn diagram. He was a two-time NCAA champion at UCLA under the legendary John Wooden. A two-time NBA champion. A Basketball Hall of Famer. An inveterate winner whose high...
Jun 17, 2026 from BEEW The Curious Case Against Father’s Day Bill Walton was a one-man Venn diagram. A two-time NCAA champion at UCLA under the legendary John Wooden. A two-time NBA champion. A Basketball Hall of Famer. An inveterate winner whose high school...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ale Never Learn Read Ale Never Learn When we met in June, one of the beers on tap was a summer shandy (beer mixed with lemonade). I was intrigued, so I got one... And hated it. When the server asked how everything...
Jun 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My girlfriend and I are on a shopping trip with [Friend 1] and her boyfriend, [Friend 2], who we met for the first time today. My girlfriend’s parents are divorced (she lives with her mom) and...
Jun 17, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Louis Pope Gratacap, A Curator in Lost Worlds Arguably the first work of fiction to feature a *Tyrannosaurus rex*, Louis Pope Gratacap’s *The New Northland* (1915) is at once kaleidoscopic, mischievous, fascinating — and exhausting. Richard Fa...
