Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Proof, No Booth Read No Proof, No Booth He asks me if he can still join his group, but I politely inform him that if he doesn't have proof of vaccination, I unfortunately cannot let him in. He proceeds to storm of...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Great Escape Was a Wash Read The Great Escape Was a Wash I found a wonderful fluffball who was wildly enthusiastic about me from the moment she laid eyes on me and has never lost any of that affection (seriously, she’s sl...
Aug 16, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog I've Inadvertently Opted Out of Smart Notifications Thanks to GrapheneOS. I've been running GrapheneOS for a little over a year now and didn't realize much Smart Notifications have changed phone usage. I'm happy I had the chance to opt out of them.
Aug 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Erlebnis Sonnenfinsternis: Prolog Wir haben die Sonnenfinsternis nicht gesehen, nur erlebt.
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Holy Crap! Read Holy Crap! Woman: "Do you mind unlocking the gate for a moment? He prefers to poop on holy ground." Read Holy Crap!
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Caught In The Data Act Read Caught In The Data Act Caller: "I need information on [account and client]." Me: "I can't release that information without proof of identity and the client's signed consent." Read Caught In Th...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A friend recently helped me get into playing Dungeons & Dragons. Pretty much everyone in our group works some kind of customer service/retail job, me included. My character for our campaign is...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago, when I was finishing my last semester of university, I shared an apartment with three people I didn’t really know, having been matched by the rental agency when my prior apartm...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was out shopping and popped into a store that mostly sells novelty items to look for a new scented candle. As I was sniffing the candles, a family came up to the display of trendy new collec...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I call my mom while driving to what was supposed to be an antiquing trip. Me: Guess what happened again? Mom: Please tell me you didn’t find another dog on the road. Me: I found another dog on...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read After a series of unfortunate events, I ended up living with my parents right before my 30th birthday in 2022. It took me a while to find a new job, but managed to land a retail job at a popul...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Reading this story (https://notalwaysright.com/grandad-is-a-gas/374980/) reminded me of a time something similar happened to me, though thankfully I had a much smaller audience! I lived with m...
Aug 16, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-08-16 My Week Another rainy week, though it let up a bit the past few days. Google Fit says I walked 76,313 steps from last Sunday to yesterday, breaking well past my quota and making up for my shortfall...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com More Than A Few Loose Shingles Read More Than A Few Loose Shingles Me: "Okay, that's going to be a special-order item, which has a minimum-purchase quantity of nine bundles, and a ten-business-day turnaround time." Caller: "But ...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Only Thing He’s Eating Is His Words Read Only Thing He’s Eating Is His Words Caller: "Oh, good, well, seeing as you guys don't have customer service later than 7 PM, and it's 7 PM now, you're gonna deal with me." Me: "Well, sir, I ca...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Can-Do Attitude Read A Can-Do Attitude I dashed in and pulled the plug on the microwave. Colleague: *Blinks.* "Why did you do that?" Me: "You were microwaving a tin of soup." Read A Can-Do Attitude
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving The Sub The Cold Shoulder Read Giving The Sub The Cold Shoulder I worked at a Jimmy John's for a while (a place that makes cold sandwiches). Customer: *Walks up to the counter while on the phone.* "Lemme get a cheese pizza....
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fare Play Read Fare Play I'm a bus driver. Child fares are for passengers aged fifteen and under. Passengers are boarding from the bus stop: Passenger: "One child fare." This kid easily passes for fifteen ye...
Aug 15, 2026 from Peter's Path Journey to the Centre of the Earth by Jules Verne Why read the book? Jules Verne published Journey to the Centre of the Earth in 1864. Professor Otto Lidenbrock finds a coded message from an old Icelandic explorer. He sets out with his nephew Axel...
Aug 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Familiar Holding Pattern Read A Familiar Holding Pattern Caller: "I don't like writing emails, give a manager!" If I didn't flip the table then, I'll never will. I told her again that there is no one available, and that sh...
