Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Customer: "£5? For one cookie?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: "That's ridiculous. I can get eight cookies in Tesco for £1.50!" Me: "You certainly ca...
Jun 19, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse My 1992 view of the problems of computer programming in 1992 While cleaning out my office today, I found this, which I wrote in 1992: In the middle 1970's, the IBM corporation did (and perhaps still does) most of their in-house programming in a computer lang...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unfair Distribution Of Blame Read Unfair Distribution Of Blame Boss: "It was sent to everyone on [Supervisor Distribution Group]!" Me: "I… don't think I was ever added to that." Boss: "Why didn't you ask to be added?!" Me: "Be...
Jun 19, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Only Thing I Can Do I was at a baseball game with my folks yesterday, and it was a good time. I didn't really spend much time watching the game, but it was cool to see those guys playing; it was a visceral experience ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Rye Is A Lie Read The Rye Is A Lie Customer: "This isn't real rye bread." Me: "I'm sorry?" Customer: "I've been eating this for three days." Me: "Okay..." Customer: "And I still haven't been able to take a s***...
Jun 18, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Palladian Rhapsody: The Return of Léo Taxil As an onboard medic with a major French merchant shipping company, Doctor Bataille had the opportunity to see the world and meet a range of fascinating people. One regular passenger of his was an I...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Priorities Collide Read When Priorities Collide Manager: *Practically screaming.* "Where the h*** are you!? You're soooo late!" Me: "I've been in an accident. I'm literally being looked over by the EMTs while we spea...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rise Of The Mockbuster Read Rise Of The Mockbuster Me: "Excuse me, sir, I just thought I should point out, as I do with most customers who are renting this one right now, that this isn't the same movie as 'King Kong' tha...
Jun 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Bahnhoroskop Warum ist der Zug zu spät? Es steht in den Sternen.
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy… Read The Couponator: But The Sequel Where The Bad Guy Is Now The Good Guy… Customer: "I count nine checkout lanes here, but only two are open. Why is that?! Why are you understaffing your store and...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Bowl-d Move Read A Bowl-d Move Chef: "Are you the customer who ordered the paella without rice?" Customer: *Oblivious.* "That's right!" Read A Bowl-d Move
Jun 18, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria Scraping the Skin of My Soul June 18, 2026, 11:50 PM - June 19, 2026, 1:55 AMAs I lie on bed, tired and spent from working all day, I am trying to mold the heavy, exhausting weight in my chest into something beautiful, or at l...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Hangar Games Read The Hangar Games Being a woman in her early twenties, in a male-oriented profession and dealing mostly with airplane maintenance men, I had to deal with a lot of s*** and misogyny. Read The Ha...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Aren’t A Free Spirit, They Just Want One Read They Aren’t A Free Spirit, They Just Want One I bartend at a luxury theater. Customer: "I want my free martini." Me: "Uh, we don't offer free alcohol here." Customer: "Well then, what the h***...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Displaying A Lack Of Understanding Read Displaying A Lack Of Understanding Customer: "No, I don't want that one, I want a new one." Me: "Okay, I can get that ordered for you; it would be [Price], and I can get that for you within a ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com For Beer Or Worse Read For Beer Or Worse And then dessert comes around. They start handing out a pancake dish with some kind of cream poured on top of it. They then ask me if I'm the one with the allergy. Thinking b...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Explaining Tender Without Tenderness Read Explaining Tender Without Tenderness Customer #2: "What the f*** is wrong with you? It's 2025! Pay with a card like a sane person!" [Customer #1] freezes with the bill half-out and sloooowly t...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls Read Playing More Than The Elder Scrolls My son regularly plays 'Call of Duty' and other similar games online with my mother. That's right, my seventy-year-old mother is a gamer and spends a health...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 23 Read Free Of Gluten, Free Of Thought, Part 23 Friend: "Oh, well, it looks nice, so I'll have one." Me: "[Friend], it's literally called wheat beer. It's going to do a real bad job on your bowels." ...
Jun 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Basket Case Read Don’t Put All Your Eggs In One Basket Case Customer: "I was looking at the vegetable omelet, and I had a question about it." Me: "Yes, ma'am." Customer: "How do you make an omelet with vegetab...
