Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was inspired to post this after reading “Let’s Just Call It A Musical And Leave It At That…” I’m a college student and help run an animation club on campus. Our main club objective is to wat...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A friend of mine is one of the quickest and funniest people I know. While we’re in line for an ice cream at the beach, a young woman comes up behind us, looks us up and down, and starts talkin...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Love The Smell Of Fraud In The Morning! Read I Love The Smell Of Fraud In The Morning! Guest: "Yes, I'm checking out, and I need a receipt." Me: "Well, sir, you've paid using points, so there's no receipt to give. So, you're all good to ...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am 8 years old at the time, and my parents are busy with something when the phone rings. My father asks me to answer it for them. I pick up and say hello, and that’s all I can get out before...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at an office where about 70% of us are Pokémon players. This includes our direct manager, who insists that he “must remain impartial” to all his workers… and so takes it upon himself to...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Counter Productive Read Counter Productive Customer: "What's on special today?" Me: *Points at Wall with specials on it behind me, about twenty items in size forty-eight font.* "Anything on that list." Customer: "Why...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had stepped off the ferry on my way back from an interesting weekend in Amsterdam when I was pulled aside by a customs official who wanted to search my personal effects. This was a trifle co...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Abandonware Read Abandonware Me: "Sorry, we don’t do returns on refurbished units, only store credit or exchanges." Customer: "That’s ridiculous! I wasn’t made aware." Me: "We tell you multiple times during th...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Far From Pitcher Perfect Math Read Far From Pitcher Perfect Math Customer: "Does the half pitcher have more alcohol than the full pitcher?" Me: "I mean, it would be the same alcohol percentage, but in terms of volume it would b...
Aug 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Erlebnis Sonnenfinsternis: Der Komödie erster Teil Wir haben ausgekundschaftet, wo man die Sonnenfinsternis am besten betrachten kann.
Aug 16, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Doctor Who: Bessie’s Tape Deck – The Third Doctor Audios, Part 2 Time to check in again on Big Finish’s offerings starring the Third Doctor. As with last time, we’re still in the era when Big Finish were reluctant to recast characters whose actors had died (or, ...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Having A Vent About Venti Read Having A Vent About Venti Customer: "Get me a Venti—" Me: "—Just so you know, our coffees come in two sizes, and they're listed on the wall there." Customer: *Blinks.* "Yeah, so I'll have a Ve...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Object Permanently Employed Read Object Permanently Employed Manager: *Aggressively.* "Where the f*** have you been?!" Me: "Whoa, aggressive much? I was giving a presentation, as is clearly indicated on my calendar." Manager:...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Met The Village People Read You Met The Village People Customers: "Are you open seven days a week?" Me: "Yes." Customers: "Even Tuesdays?!" Read You Met The Village People
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read It And Weep Read Read It And Weep A customer holds up a coupon to me. Customer: "I don't like to read. Can I still use this?" Read Read It And Weep
Aug 16, 2026 from Thejesh GN Embedding Workouts using Web Component I wanted a way to represent workouts by the muscle groups they activate. Most applications where you log do it. I thought it must be easy with SVG images. It wasn’t as easy. First, I had to get an ...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Proof, No Booth Read No Proof, No Booth He asks me if he can still join his group, but I politely inform him that if he doesn't have proof of vaccination, I unfortunately cannot let him in. He proceeds to storm of...
Aug 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Great Escape Was a Wash Read The Great Escape Was a Wash I found a wonderful fluffball who was wildly enthusiastic about me from the moment she laid eyes on me and has never lost any of that affection (seriously, she’s sl...
Aug 16, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog I've Inadvertently Opted Out of Smart Notifications Thanks to GrapheneOS. I've been running GrapheneOS for a little over a year now and didn't realize much Smart Notifications have changed phone usage. I'm happy I had the chance to opt out of them.
Aug 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Erlebnis Sonnenfinsternis: Prolog Wir haben die Sonnenfinsternis nicht gesehen, nur erlebt.
