Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Price Matchmaker, Hear My Plea Read Price Matchmaker, Hear My Plea Customer: "You need to price match this." Me: "We don't price match online; only deals in the store." Customer: "This isn't online only!" Me: "The price on the p...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read Between The Signs Read Read Between The Signs On the way from the elevator to their door (about twenty metres), I am greeted by FOUR printed signs listing their opening hours in big, bold, red letters, tactically pl...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Display Of Ignorance Read Display Of Ignorance A customer who bought a computer monitor a few days earlier calls us to say: Customer: "It doesn't work!" Me: "What seems to be the problem?" Customer: "None of the channe...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Filter Failure Read Filter Failure After seven odd hours of constantly serving these in a brain-dead state, a customer asked: Customer: "May I please have a white coffee?" I noticed we'd just run out of the white...
Aug 17, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Geistersuppe Tea untersucht systematisch, wie eine Suppe funktioniert, die Menschen ins Geisterreich schickt.
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Fix 255 Problems All At Once Read How To Fix 255 Problems All At Once Client: "Can you make this part of the design more white?" Me: "It's already white." Client: "But more white?" Me: "It can't be any whiter. The hex code is ...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com CTRL+Fail Read CTRL+Fail I later found that the inventory system not only didn’t allow for sorting orders in any way, but it didn't even support CTRL-F. In other words, if we had a Pac-Man machine, for examp...
Aug 17, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Free White Printer in Brooklyn Heights Reminds Me of Visual Novel A free white printer with a note left out for the taking in Brooklyn Heights reminded me of a Japanese horror visual novel I played and reviewed earlier this year.
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They Have A Soiled Reputation Read They Have A Soiled Reputation Young Woman Customer: "Are your vegetables organic?" Farmer: "Yes, ma'am, and we pick them the night before the market, so they are very fresh." Young Woman Custo...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers Are Changing Read Customers Are Changing This is my absolute favorite customer service story that I bust out whenever I have an interview and am asked how I would deal with a difficult customer. It dates back t...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fare Trade Read Fare Trade Me: "Hey, [Boss], you rejected my expense claim for the train from the airport to my apartment?" Boss: "You didn't have a receipt attached, so I couldn't approve it." Me: "A receipt...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meet Me Halfway Read Meet Me Halfway Customer: "How much is this? The price tag says $20." Me: "It's half off the tag price." Customer: "I didn't ask for MATH! Just tell me how much it costs!" Read Meet Me Halfway
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Scot Free All Day Read Scot Free All Day Me: "Shouldn't you be at work?" Son: "I am?" Me: "You're in our living room playing videogames." Read Scot Free All Day
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Planes Of The Future, Powered By Gas Read Planes Of The Future, Powered By Gas I am settling in for a four-hour flight across the country. The lady beside me told me: Passenger: "Just to warn you ahead of time, I'm farting a lot." Me:...
Aug 17, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria The Skin Breaks As The Closet Keeps Acquiring Closets August 17, 2026, 14:00 PM.The last entry ended abruptly. Not artistically abruptly, no matter how much I try to poeticise it. And, not even the kind of abruptness one manufactures and later calls a...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Decline And Fall Of… Everything Read The Decline And Fall Of… Everything Client: "Let me use my business credit card." Me: "Hmm, that's been declined." Client: "Oh. I'll use the business debit card instead then." Me: "That's been...
Aug 17, 2026 from LifeDev.net How Do You Learn With AI? 9 Ways to Use AI Tools for Studying Anything Faster Learn with AI and you get something students have wanted since the invention of homework, a tutor that is available at 2 a.m., never sighs at the same question asked five times, and adjusts its exp...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My teammate and I both work remote with several states between us, so our main line of communication is the company instant messenger. Being a service center we frequently have to interact wit...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Read-Only Memory Read Read-Only Memory Teacher: "He's had a great first day! But I was wondering: can he read already?" Me: "Um, no, unless he's keeping it a secret from me. Why?" Teacher: "Well, this morning he pi...
Aug 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Doctor Is Running Very Late Read The Doctor Is Running Very Late Caller: "I want to make an appointment with [Doctor]." Me: "I'm afraid [Doctor] no longer works at this clinic. We have several other—" Caller: "—No. I've seen ...
