Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Acute Case Of HR Read An Acute Case Of HR Boss: "Unfortunately, [My Name], due to taking more than the maximum allotted sick days, we have to let you go." Me: "Uh… okay? You got all the medical documentation, thoug...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Memento Americano Read Memento Americano One of our regulars has been coming in every hour since we opened at 6 AM. Every time, he orders the same thing: a double-shot Americano. Around 10 AM, he walks in again. Cus...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parental Fails Read Parental Fails Dad: "Come on, girls!" Me: "Dad, it's 6 AM." Dad: "Perfect time to run to the park and back, before it gets too hot." Sister: "Dad, you're being insane." Read Parental Fails
Jun 19, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 25/2026 I am back from Chennai. It was fun meeting lots of students, hearing what they think, etc. This time I met some old-time friends, which was a bonus. Conducting the workshop was also fun. I hope to ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Race To Conclusions Read Race To Conclusions Friend: "Everything okay, [New Friend]?" New Friend: "I… uh… got scared." Friend: "Of what?" New Friend: "Well, I don't wanna sound racist, but didn't you all see that huge...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The UK, Where Sunday Is Named Ironically Read The UK, Where Sunday Is Named Ironically I work for a solar panel installation company in the UK. We also provide post-installation support, for which this customer is calling right now. Calle...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read While my coworkers are discussing what they did last weekend, it comes up that the highlight of my weekend was going to the aquarium with a friend and her daughter. (Coworker) takes some offen...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mom Summer Schooled The Teacher Read Mom Summer Schooled The Teacher After about five seconds of silence, she says, loudly enough for the entire class to hear: Teacher: "I love it when my students act like toddlers!" This made me...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Too, Have A Prescription For Cornbread Read I Too, Have A Prescription For Cornbread Customer: "Hey, I'm here for [medication] in cream." Pharmacist: "I'm sorry I can't give you [medication] in cream form because the prescription calls ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I am signing up to use the college gym. They hand over a long legal-sized contract to sign, so I get to reading. Partway through, I get to a point where it says that by signing, I release the...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am the goofball in this story, which is nothing unusual. My husband has a subscription to one of those companies that sends you razors every month. They also have an extensive line of groomi...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving Us A Ringing Endorsement Read Giving Us A Ringing Endorsement Customer: "It's [Name]. I just called and made a reservation with you. I've driven hours just to eat here." Red flag, because I had received no calls from a lad...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom suffered from chronic pain and mobility issues from a car accident years ago. She’s spent years on just enough pain medication to get to the point where it still hurts, but she can forc...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was notoriously bad with technology in highschool in the 2010’s. I’ve gotten better, but for some reason computers and laptops HATED me, and the feeling was mutual. When turning on the devic...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Touch(é) Read Touch(é) Our store has a display of some items on sale, stacked up in that way common in comedy movies, where one loose item could send the whole thing crashing down. A kid, maybe four or five...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So, I’ve got a client who’s here in the USA on a permanent resident visa. He’s originally from Turkey. He’s moved into Wisconsin from Indiana and he’s a researcher working for the university o...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Customers Versus Geometry Read Customers Versus Geometry Our superstore has some bikes on sale. We've had to deal with multiple returns, all for the same reason: Customer: "The bike wasn't put together!" Me: "Sir, there is ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Drink Ahead Of Schedule Read A Drink Ahead Of Schedule Me: "Uh, ma'am? You need to pay for the drink." Customer: "I'm using the token." Me: "That's for your next drink." Customer: "But it says, 'one free drink'…?" Read A ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Read And That’s How The Scam-Cookie Crumbles, Part 3 Customer: "£5? For one cookie?" Me: "Yes, sir." Customer: "That's ridiculous. I can get eight cookies in Tesco for £1.50!" Me: "You certainly ca...
Jun 19, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse My 1992 view of the problems of computer programming in 1992 While cleaning out my office today, I found this, which I wrote in 1992: In the middle 1970's, the IBM corporation did (and perhaps still does) most of their in-house programming in a computer lang...
