Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those Are Some Beefy Mental Hoops To Jump Through Read Those Are Some Beefy Mental Hoops To Jump Through Customer: "Here! See? Meat!" Me: "Oh, you wanted beef?" Customer: "Yes! Meat!" Me: "I got confused because you only said meat; you didn't spec...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com UN-believable Read UN-believable A few years ago, when I worked in an office: Coworker: "I've got United Nations on the phone to talk about our water bill." Read UN-believable
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stealing Valor And Dinner Read Stealing Valor And Dinner I worked at a restaurant owned by veterans. They thought it would be nice to do a “Vets Eat Free” day. We requested military I.D. for the meal, and it was truly free;...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We All Scream For No Ice Cream, Part 2 Read We All Scream For No Ice Cream, Part 2 Aunt: "Well, I offered her ice cream, and she said she wanted it, but when I gave it to her, she told me she didn't want it!" Mom: "Well, that sometimes ...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trying To Go On A Power Trip Read Trying To Go On A Power Trip I am a volunteer firefighter. I'm also a member of the local yacht club, which consists of the usual collection of mostly awesome people who love boats and a few e...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Shower Thoughts Aren’t Happening Read When Shower Thoughts Aren’t Happening A lady came in looking for a showerhead. Customer: "I'm concerned about most of these being unhealthy for my daughter." Me: "Unhealthy in what way, ma'am?...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was waiting in line at the supermarket, when I heard a woman with a strong eastern-european accent berating the cashier, who was struggling to scan her grapes. Customer: Are you stupid? Do s...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I were out running errands and were on our way to get gas. We were stopped at a light behind another driver who we could clearly see was doing something on his phone. He was so eng...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Working Retail Sucks More Than Usual Read When Working Retail Sucks More Than Usual Mother: "Oh, no, we’re not getting that." Me: "Ma’am, you saw your child put it in his mouth. I thought you decided to purchase it since you didn’t ta...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Just saw this happen this weekend and had to share: Man is in a bookstore, looking at books, and loudly complaining about how “woke” everything is. Three guesses as to the color of his hat. Em...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For those who don’t know upstate NY is very cold in winter and has heavy, i.e. wet snow a lot. On campus we rarely ever close for snow, just walk through the ever increasing snowdrifts and nar...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I take sewing commissions as a side hustle, mostly for cosplayers. I’ve been doing it for 20 years and have become a minor celebrity on the local convention scene as a result. A friend from th...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Raw Deal No Matter What You Try Read A Raw Deal No Matter What You Try Lady: *Holding up a zucchini.* "Could you eat this raw?" Me: *Hesitant.* "It wouldn't be very tasty." Lady: "But could you eat this raw?" Me: *Who eats almost...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Grab a snack and get comfortable, this is a long one. There was a long stretch of time in our lives where my older sister (“Jay”) and I just did NOT get along. I have ADHD, depression, and am ...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Exactly Socket Science Read Not Exactly Socket Science I walk him over to the correct section and point out where the wall chargers are. Customer: "How do I know these are for the house and not the car?" Read Not Exactly...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Sub Conscious Read The Sub Conscious Customer: "Can I get a six-foot Philly steak?" Me: "Six… foot?" Read The Sub Conscious
Aug 18, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Recapping Junited and JulyReply 2026 at ECS Recapping my 2026 Junited and JulyReply posts from Emu Cafe Social, all in one post on The New Leaf Journal.
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com To Infinity And Beyond, Is Not An Infinite Number Of Stores Read To Infinity And Beyond, Is Not An Infinite Number Of Stores Customer: "Can I use these coupons?" Me: "Those are for Bed Bath And Beyond." Customer: "Yeah." Me: "No, sir. Customer: "Why not?" R...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blood, Sweat, And Severance Read Blood, Sweat, And Severance My office had one of those annoying bosses who always liked to repeat: Boss: "We are like a family here!" He would say it during job interviews, company-wide presen...
Aug 18, 2026 from Noahie's Blog None I've been struggling with feelings of shame. With this project, confessing all the things I have—all under my government name, no less—it makes me feel like I've taken an extremely miscalculated ri...
