Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in the 90s I worked in a small village post office (2 positions). The postmaster was on holiday so it was only myself working there. Tuesday morning, pension day and the office was very b...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m a waitress at a somewhat high-end restaurant. One dreary grey-sky day, a couple comes in that I am absolutely stunned by; they’re both dressed to the nines, and then some. The woman is wea...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work for a language school which proudly announced they only hired native speakers as teachers. The thing is, they didn’t strictly adhere to that self-imposed rule when the candidate...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I schedule medical appointments, mostly primary care. I have just called a patient to schedule an annual checkup. Most of our patients are elderly, as is this man I’m speaking to. Me: “So it l...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My father can’t understand why my mother dislikes his sister so much, Mum often complains about the things she says or does when she visits but Dad doesn’t believe that it’s that bad. It’s the...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I had a coworker who had an amazing ability to not find music annoying. It wasn’t that he couldn’t get annoyed by anything; insects, faulty smoke detectors, incompetents who need to be instruc...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We’d Call This Water Under The Bridge, But There Was No Water Read We’d Call This Water Under The Bridge, But There Was No Water A customer comes to the returns desk holding an empty packet of strawberry seeds. Customer: "I'd like a refund. These didn't work....
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Even Half Right Read Not Even Half Right Our shampoos are currently buying one get one free. A customer walks over carrying just the one bottle. Customer: "I only want one of these, so I’ll get it at half price." ...
Jun 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sending Out A Missing Persons Brown Alert Read Sending Out A Missing Persons Brown Alert Director: "Where were you?" Me: *pointing at the door still swinging shut behind me.* "The bathroom." Director: "I looked for you for forty-five minut...
Jun 20, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Pretend-Silence Out and about with my folks this weekend, but I'm still making time to do, well, you know. Anyway, I don't really have a whole lot on my mind, except for the sounds of nature. I think a lot of peop...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You’re Bacon Me Crazy Read You’re Bacon Me Crazy Customer: "Is the bacon in the Caesar salad really bacon or bacon bits?" Me: "It's real bacon. It's cooked and chopped in-house." Customer: "Oh, but you probably have to ...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Important To Know Thyself Read It’s Important To Know Thyself I was waiting outside the door when the driver showed up. She is reluctant to give up the food, with a fair point. Driver: "Do you have your phone with the order...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Complaint Against Millennials Trickles Downward Read When The Complaint Against Millennials Trickles Downward Me: "Aisle twelve, sir. About halfway down on the right." Customer: "You're not going to show me?" Me: "I'm actually in the middle of u...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dill Till Death Do Us Part Read Dill Till Death Do Us Part Coworker: "Look. That guy has taken the slice of tomato out of his burger and given it to her." Me: "And she's taken all the pickles out of her burger and given it t...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Purrchasing Power Read Purrchasing Power Me: "Thank you for calling [Pet Store], how can I help you?" Customer: "Hi, I was wondering if you had any [Brand] cat food in stoc—" A loud, unhappy meow erupts somewhere ne...
Jun 19, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Verdorben und fermentiert Ist eine verdorbene Gottheit fermentiert? Wo ist der Unterschied? Und ist es wichtig?
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Interest-ing Strategy Read Interest-ing Strategy Despite having the death certificate, will, and other documentation required, the bank absolutely would not let Frankie close Bill's account. But for whatever reason, the...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Kitchen Is Abuzz Read The Kitchen Is Abuzz I work at a restaurant where most of the items are made in-house. Customer: "Can I get a tea with honey?" I bring it to her, with the honey in a little pot on the side. Cu...
Jun 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com More Than Meets The Eye Roll Read More Than Meets The Eye Roll Customer: "Hey, quick question. My son likes those robot toys." Me: "Transformers?" Customer: "Yeah, those." He lowers his voice. Customer: "You got any robot toys...
