Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This happened while my wife and I were waiting our turn at the deli of our local grocery store. We were just observing. Customer 1, a 60-ish years old kinda unkempt looking man gives his orde...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Tape Wasn’t Even Needed, But What Got Them Caught Read When The Tape Wasn’t Even Needed, But What Got Them Caught There is a common scam where someone will buy one of these boxed consoles, remove the console, and then claim the box was filled with...
Aug 19, 2026 from Roy Tang Trying Out Garuda Linux Early this year, I set up Linux Mint dual boot with Windows 11, coming back to desktop Linux after so many years: Return to Linux While my time with Linux Mint has generally been good, I have been ...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Different Ways To Get Mugged Read Different Ways To Get Mugged I work in a Starbucks. A customer is asking about our merch mugs. Customer: "So, what does the mug do?" Me: "What do you mean, sir?" Customer: "Does it glow in the...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Last Son Of Retail Read The Last Son Of Retail I was working at a retail store in the sporting goods section. We sell guns, bullets, fishing gear, and the like. One day, a kid came up with his dad. He was probably th...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Waste Management Read Waste Management Coworker: *Over walkie-talkie.* "[Manager]. There's a customer out here slinging s*** around, and we need your help." Manager: "That's a weird euphemism. Normally customers ar...
Aug 19, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Outbursts Man, the page really does feel like it's on fire today, so I better write fast. I felt myself getting manic again, which is typical just after a depressive slump. Thankfully the slumps have gotten ...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving On Sundaes Read Driving On Sundaes Customer: "You got any flavors that are 'high octane'?" Me: "You're gonna have to tell me what you mean by that" Customer: "You know… 'high octane'!" Read Driving On Sundaes
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Thingy Is I Want To Leave On Time Read The Thingy Is I Want To Leave On Time Coworker: "Can I transfer my call to you?" Me: "Why, does it need a manager?" Coworker: "No, but I'm about five minutes from the end of my shift, and the ...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Car-ma Police Read Car-ma Police As I was waiting, a lady in an SUV pulled up behind me and obviously decided that I was just loitering around in front of her for no reason, and that all the cars rushing past on...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Savings And Moans Read Savings And Moans Customer: "I want my $500." Me: "Uh… pardon?" Customer: "I want my $500. It says so right here." They point to the end of the receipt. Me: "That just says you've made $500 in...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rules For Thee, Not For Family Read Rules For Thee, Not For Family CTO: "Why are you not picking up [CEO]'s calls? He was with a prospective customer and had some technical questions!" Me: "Let's put aside that yesterday I asked...
Aug 18, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Flugzeug-Kabinendruckmessung mit Phyphox Wir haben mit einem Smartphone während eines Flugzeugstarts den Kabinendruck gemessen.
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Server Error Read Server Error Caller: "I want to complain about your server!" Me: "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Which one?" Caller: "Your one! It needs a rebooting!" Me: "Ma'am… you know you're calling a restau...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stories About Kevin Read Stories About Kevin Our hotel has a new coworker, who I'll call Kevin. I work the 7 AM – 3 PM full time, and Kevin is our 3 AM – 11 AM full time, so a lot of my shift is spent cleaning up his ...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Swedish Fish Never Swam Upstream Read When The Swedish Fish Never Swam Upstream Customer: "So what's back there, anyway?" Me: "Back where?" Customer: *Points.* "Back there. Behind the restaurant. It looks too big to be a kitchen."...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Those Are Some Beefy Mental Hoops To Jump Through Read Those Are Some Beefy Mental Hoops To Jump Through Customer: "Here! See? Meat!" Me: "Oh, you wanted beef?" Customer: "Yes! Meat!" Me: "I got confused because you only said meat; you didn't spec...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com UN-believable Read UN-believable A few years ago, when I worked in an office: Coworker: "I've got United Nations on the phone to talk about our water bill." Read UN-believable
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stealing Valor And Dinner Read Stealing Valor And Dinner I worked at a restaurant owned by veterans. They thought it would be nice to do a “Vets Eat Free” day. We requested military I.D. for the meal, and it was truly free;...
Aug 18, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We All Scream For No Ice Cream, Part 2 Read We All Scream For No Ice Cream, Part 2 Aunt: "Well, I offered her ice cream, and she said she wanted it, but when I gave it to her, she told me she didn't want it!" Mom: "Well, that sometimes ...
