Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing Read The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing Coworker: "So you ended up going with our competitor?" Pause. Coworker: "And you're acknowledging that we specifically warned you that this would happen?" Read The...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Pay, No Stay Read No Pay, No Stay Secretary: *Calling his cell phone.* "Hey, you left without handing out the paychecks. Can you come back to sign them?" Boss: "No. Tell everyone they’ll just have to wait until...
Aug 19, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Erlebnis Sonnenfinsternis: Der Komödie zweiter Teil Wie ein sonniger Tag sich kurz vor Beginn der Sonnenfinsternis in eine Waschküche verwandelte.
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving Them Something Else To Chew On Read Giving Them Something Else To Chew On I worked the trenches in a fast-food burger place and had to deal with serial complainers always getting their food comped even though it was obvious they...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down Read When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down Ever since I started at my job a few months ago, my supervisor (we’ll call him Josh) has been micromanaging me. When I’m the subject of criticism (which is o...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 8 Read Making A Mocha-ry Of Yourself, Part 8 I make her the drink, and she comes back with it after taking a sip. She says the following sentence, which is the reason why I remember this exchange: Cu...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Double A For Effort, But C On Understanding Read Double A For Effort, But C On Understanding A couple is returning a battery-powered Nerf gun. Customer: "It didn't work." Coworker: "And you put in the batteries?" Customer: "Of course! We're ...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is Un-Ten-able Read This Is Un-Ten-able Coworker: "I just got tenure!" Me: "Really? They do that here!?" Coworker: "Yeah, I've been here ten years today!" Read This Is Un-Ten-able
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Didn’t Know The Scoville Scale Went Into The Negative Read We Didn’t Know The Scoville Scale Went Into The Negative Wife: "The spaghetti with the fire-roasted marinara. Is it spicy?" Me: "No, ma'am. It's a standard marinara, but the tomatoes are roast...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Womanly Behavior Read Womanly Behavior One of my kids is being a little cheeky. Teen Daughter: *To me.* "Woman, I need dinner!" Me: *Nonchalantly.* "There are leftovers from last night in the fridge." Read Womanly ...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Thoughts Are Small Potatoes Read Their Thoughts Are Small Potatoes My neighbour was a lovely lady but a bit short on the grey matter. Her husband was a minor diplomat, so she was, I guess, used to a degree of luxury with serv...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shell Shocked By The Flavor Read Shell Shocked By The Flavor Customer: "I did NOT realize there was going to be coconut in this." I was at a loss and maybe spoke too soon when I said: Me: "Well, it is called Death by Coconut....
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I went to a religious high school that had one or two mandatory religion classes per year. Functionally, they were more of a cross of history and literature class and less of a daily sermon. I...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Patrick Is Keeping An Eye On Things Read Patrick Is Keeping An Eye On Things Mother: "You do not get to tell my son 'no'!" Me: "I don't know if you just saw, but he tried to take my game console out of my hands." Mother: "Well, of co...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Long time reader, first posting. This happened at the public library where I worked in 2015. An e-mail from my colleague who´s responsible for our webpage; “Hi All! For some reason the last au...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mother Knows Best, But Not Everything Read Mother Knows Best, But Not Everything Woman: "Can you tell me what room John Doe is in?" Me: "No, ma'am, I'm sorry I can't do that." Woman: "Well, I'm his mother, and he told me to come here."...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’ve been working as a dishwasher for a month now and the cooks are beginning to get comfortable bantering with me, but sometimes there’s confusion since English is their second language.) Me...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My grandpa died before I was born, but my grandma lived on for over 25 years in the same house. I loved going there as a kid, even though it was a 1,5 hour drive to that village (which is quit...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Hubby and I – both 30 – flew out to my cousin’s wedding, which we attended with my parents and my sister and her husband – both 32. A basket with yamakas/kippahs -head coverings worn in Jewis...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Etch A Sketchy Customer Read Etch A Sketchy Customer Customer: "Who did the engraving on your store sign out front?" Me: "We did. We're an engraving store." Customer: "Oh, you are?" Me: "The engraved words you just read o...
