Jun 22, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Best and the Rest If I get famous, that means they're trying to kill me. Not that I'd ever get famous, right? Right? I'm kidding, but honestly, I'm still reeling a bit from that post I made yesterday. More than anyt...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How To Re-Make Someone’s Day, Part 2 Read How To Re-Make Someone’s Day, Part 2 Customer: "It's just a bunch of old games!" Me: "I mean, yeah? That's the entire point of the console." Customer: "It's stupid, is what it is! Who the h***...
Jun 21, 2026 from Previous Magazine Choosing Simple Payroll Solutions for Small Businesses When it comes to managing the payroll, you need to get it right. This is why many small businesses are turning to payroll solutions to stay compliant and keep their business running smoothly. If yo...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Targaryen’s Go To Dinner Read The Targaryen’s Go To Dinner Manager: *To the family.* "We will no longer be serving you this evening. We will be bringing you the bill and some to-go boxes so that you can take your food with...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Were One Spilled Coffee Away From This Exact Conversation Read You Were One Spilled Coffee Away From This Exact Conversation A little while later, word spreads that he's been terminated after a couple of pretty egregious missteps. A few minutes after that...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Fiftieth Time Is The Charm Read Fiftieth Time Is The Charm Older Man: "I gave you a fifty!" The weary cashier just looked at the guy and said: Cashier: "No, you didn't, I put your twenty right here on top of the till. Here's...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Engine Is Running And So Is Their Mouth Read The Engine Is Running And So Is Their Mouth The double doors into our grocery store are a no-parking zone. We have a huge parking lot for all of that. I spot an SUV idling at the entrance. I w...
Jun 21, 2026 from Peter's Path 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 1 by Nick Needham Why read the book? Nick Needham wrote 2000 Years of Christ's Power Volume 1: The Age of the Early Church Fathers. It is the first book in a five-volume series on church history. This volume covers ...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Driving In From Auda City Read Driving In From Auda City Caller: "What are your rates for this evening?" Me: "Give me just one moment, ma'am. The rate for the evening is $99.99 plus tax, total estimated cost, $114.95." Call...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ins And Outs Of Raising Children Read The Ins And Outs Of Raising Children When my son was a baby, we had my youngest sisters stay with us for a week. At the time, one was almost ten, and the other had just turned eleven. While ch...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unwanted And Wrong Advice Is Just Bad Form Read Unwanted And Wrong Advice Is Just Bad Form I'm using a machine at the gym. I'm barely finished with my first set when this guy I've never met sprints over and says: Guy: "You're doing it wrong...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shell I Repeat Myself? Read Shell I Repeat Myself? Customer: "Do you like the shrimp tacos?" Me: "I haven’t had it. I have a shellfish allergy." Customer: "Okay, makes sense why you haven’t had it then." So, they’ve ackn...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (I’m seeing my PCP and asked the nurse taking my vitals about my re-emerging OCD-adjacent symptoms.) Me:”I was doing talk therapy for a while, but they retired right before Covid” Nurse:”We ca...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Got 37 Problems, But A Hall Pass Ain’t One Read I Got 37 Problems, But A Hall Pass Ain’t One I go to various high schools as part of my job. I am also very baby-faced and often mistaken for younger than I am, but this was a new one: Securit...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [I live in one of the very rural counties near the northern edge of California, a very red part of a deep blue state. it is February 2025. I try to go shopping at “off” hours because i don’t l...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I go almost every day to the same restaurant, a privately-owned local one where I always feel at home. They often give me extra juice and/or pastries out of kindness, despite me being able to ...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked at a nice small web development agency for a handful of years, when a slightly bigger and better doing agency decided to merge with us. Despite efforts to let us mingle and get along ...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Phone rings. My friend picks up. “Hello?” mumble mumble “No no. My ducks are fine but my cows are sick.” mumble mumble? “I said my ducks are fine but my cows are sick.” mumble mumble mumble “Y...
Jun 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read https://notalwaysright.com/titanic-teenage-stupidity/370250/ reminded me of a recent thing… I’ve just left a showing of a “horror” movie. It was moody and dark and incredibly spooky, and it wa...
Jun 21, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-06-21 Today is Father's Day! The World The Iran crisis has been resolved! Sort of. The US and Iran signed some kind of interim deal that kicks the question of nuclear disarmament down the road of further...
