Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth Read They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth A customer wanders over to me in the produce department holding a pack of kiwis. Customer: "Do you sell these but, like, not hairy? The hair is gross." Me: "Uh, no...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Matter Of Principal Read A Matter Of Principal Me: "So you're looking to borrow one million dollars with no income, no savings, and no down payment." Husband: "Yeah." Me: "I'm afraid that's not going to qualify." Wife...
Jun 22, 2026 from Peter's Path Biking in Zuid-Kennemerland National Park Biked in Zuid-Kennemerland National Park with a distance of 31.34 kilometres. Zuid-Kennemerland National Park sits on the North Sea coast in the province of North Holland, between Haarlem, Bloemend...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Prepared To Wing It Read Prepared To Wing It Recently, I applied for a new role in my organisation, and asked a senior in my branch for help preparing for the interviews. I figured she's in the coveted "technical spec...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mom, Water You Thinking?! Read Mom, Water You Thinking?! Me: "Ma'am! Please stay with your son." Mother: "I can't, I have an appointment. I'll be back in about an hour." Me: "You can't leave your son unattended in the pool,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred Read When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred Me: "How was the movie?" Mom: "It was scary, but funny." Me: "What movie was it?" Mom: "Em Three Gan." Read When The Letters Are Shaken, Not Stirred
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Phoning It In Read Phoning It In Back when mobile phones were still very new, a young guy got on the train I was on, phone stuck to the side of his head. Read Phoning It In
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A New Hope For Pattern Recognition Read A New Hope For Pattern Recognition A customer is looking at the movie titles. Customer: "Can I ask you a question?" Me: "Of course!" Customer: "What's a Mandalorian?" Read A New Hope For Patte...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m only going to preface this by saying that the only reason I haven’t looked for another job yet is I needed the money and I have an outstanding repair bill that I’m paying off a bit at a ti...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Failed The Acid Test Read Failed The Acid Test Me: "Then you'll want a mouthwash containing hydrogen peroxide, and definitely NOT hydrochloric acid. The acid is highly corrosive and dangerous and definitely should not ...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I once bought a food in the supermarket, which in the ingredient list that I only read at home, declared that it contained “aroma of goat”. At first I was briefly flabbergasted, automatically ...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My company handles the mail for lots of companies: we open, sort, and scan mail for insurance companies, energy companies, and many others. Today I was scanning a cheque for an energy company,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back in our equivalent of highschool, I was friends with a girl in my class whose family came from the UK. As such, English was her first language which of course she spoke fluently with a bea...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Suite Child O’ Mine Read Suite Child O’ Mine Me: "It's this hotel's policy to be twenty-one to get checked in." Kid: "So you're not gonna check me in?" Me: "We can't." Kid: "Okay, I need a full refund." Read Suite Chi...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at a McDonald’s in a moderately big town who is big on Sports. Every single day, there seems to be something going on that the whole town felt they needed to show up for. Football Frida...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Purple Red Flag Read The Purple Red Flag Customer: "Can I pay with this?" He shows me a €500 bill. Me: "Uh, no, sir. We accept cards and US dollars." Customer: "What if I say you can take the bill and keep the cha...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My family is currently living with a family friend for the time being. We eat very little of what he eats, and vice versa, but we make dinner work. A couple days ago, no one felt like cooking,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Thejesh GN Ride to Tamarind Valley Collective I wanted to visit TVC to monitor the construction of the house and help Kiran set up the fiber backbone for internet connectivity. TVC is roughly 90 kms from MG Road. It’s a good distance with a va...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom suffered from chronic pain and mobility issues from a car accident years ago. She’s spent years on just enough pain medication to get to the point where it still hurts, but she can forc...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Berry Difficult Decision Read A Berry Difficult Decision Suddenly, I hear from the (empty) cash register: Woman: "Hello? Helloooooo? Hello-hello-hello? Helloooooo?" Employee: *About three meters away.* "I see you, ma'am. I...
