Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Many years ago, I was at the returns desk when a customer came up with an item from our electronics department and a receipt. I forget what the item was but electronics are only returnable for...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My cat was almost due for vaccines but my vet couldn’t fit him in for several months, so I decided to try one of the Saturday vaccine clinics held by my local farm store. (*At Check In*) Tech ...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at a punk music festival in Las Vegas. Following each day of the main festival are smaller shows at various bars around downtown, showcasing bands that are lesser-known even among the punk...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Looking For A Car, It’s Blue… Read I’m Looking For A Car, It’s Blue… Me: "Well, it's not actually my department, but what is it you're looking for? I may be able to help." Customer: "I need new wiper blades for my car." Me: "Ok...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Back when I was in high school, I had a social studies teacher who decided to end his classes by allowing us students to stand at the front of the room and tell jokes. Many students liked this...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Hope There Was No Fallout From This Read We Hope There Was No Fallout From This My colleague laughs, and we chat some more about his favourite games and upcoming games we're excited for. And that's when we become aware of a customer ...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Uno Reverse The Customer Threat Read When You Uno Reverse The Customer Threat Caller: "My pizza is late!" Me: "Sorry, sir, we're very busy tonight due to the heavy rain and the big game playing. We are warning customers to give u...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tea-Total Opposites Read Tea-Total Opposites Customer: "What's this? You'd think my tea would be here already! I deliberately went to the toilet first, so I wouldn't have to wait. And it's not here." Read Tea-Total Op...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laying It All Out On The Broken Table Read Laying It All Out On The Broken Table Me: "Hey, I’ve got a return that’s five months old—" Supervisor: "—you know how to do returns." Me: "…yes, but it's the wrong item, damaged, and—" Supervi...
Mar 12, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Retardmaxxing It's been a good day so far, and for that I'm thankful. I would say that I've been focused on that constant internal dialogue on a deeper level lately. I think about my personal circumstances and t...
Mar 11, 2026 from The Autodidacts The butterfly effect of revenge bedtime procrastination Wasting time isn't bad because it wastes time
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Way Off Target Read Way Off Target Me: "Ma'am, you're trying to return clothes you purchased at Target." Customer: "So?" Me: "This isn't Target." Customer: "So?" Read Way Off Target
Mar 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 7: Tigers, Sharks, Cobras, Men in Tights, Robots, Aliens A review for the Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 1, a collection of shooting games, for the Nintendo Switch
Mar 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 7: Tigers, Sharks, Cobras, Men in Tights, Robots, Aliens A review for the Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 1, a collection of shooting games, for the Nintendo Switch
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Stick Your Neck Out For Those Who Are Not Nice Read Don’t Stick Your Neck Out For Those Who Are Not Nice Coworker #1: "I keep seeing customers wearing sleeveless turtlenecks. What the h*** is even the point of that?" Me: "I mean—" Coworker #2: ...
Mar 11, 2026 from BEEW Because He Was He, and I Was I I quote others only in order the better to express myself. —Michel de Montaigne In 1571, a French nobleman bought a château in Bordeaux with a round stone tower attached to it. He was thirty-eight,...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Won’t Lego Of Being A Cheapskate Read Won’t Lego Of Being A Cheapskate Cashier: *Calmly and professionally.* "Ma'am, I can't add any more discounts." Customer: *Getting up in the cashier's face.* "Get me someone who can then, as I...
Mar 11, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Blogstatistiken: Anzahl Posts pro Jahr / Monat Ein paar Graphen über die Anzahl der Blogposts pro Jahr.
Mar 11, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software Is MySQL Due for a Renaissance? Back at the turn of the century, open source was experiencing widespread adoption along with the growth of the Internet. The acronym LAMP was used a lot, meaning Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP. The f...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dust Always Settles Read The Dust Always Settles This meant Lisa had been lying to me for almost three years. For three years, I had been treated like a servant by the office staff, going far beyond what the client ha...
