Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story reminds me of something similar happened in my former company (and beyond). A bit of background – our company along other companies belongs to a pretty large corporation, we’re spea...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stop Acting Like A Lost Boy Read Stop Acting Like A Lost Boy My Husband: "Those are my seats." Man: "No, they're not." My Husband: "Yes, they are. See?" *Shows ticket stubs.* Man: "Well, I didn't know those were disabled." Re...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In my office, many of us send out congratulatory emails to each other when a project is completed. I will send things like “Great job!” or “Well done!” I also send “Way to go!” but sometimes a...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In June before 4th grade, my family moved to a new town. We spent most of June, July, and August shuffling around summer camps with the end result that though I met many kids, the only person ...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Topping Point Is Surprisingly Low Read The Topping Point Is Surprisingly Low Customer: "I need you to explain to me why I didn’t get the two-toppings for $9.99 deal on this pizza I just ordered!" Employee: "That is a three-meat piz...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Together with a couple of friends I and my wife are visiting Antwerp and we just arrived in the central station. We are not Belgian, all of us are from [Country]. Both myself and the other man...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is an incident I don’t remember but sticks out in my mum’s memory. Years and years after it happened she told me the story and her perspective. This was when I was in my mid-teens and goi...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Air Dropped Read Air Dropped A customer is trying to get us to fix her iPad with a shattered screen. Customer: "You need to replace my iPad." Me: "What happened to it?" Customer: "My kid dropped it." Read Air ...
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Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Green Ink Read Green Ink The girls order their pizzas, and then one of them turns around and shows off a tattoo of a pizza slice on her lower back. Customer: "Because I literally have this inked permanently ...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Running On Fumes Really Feels Like Read What Running On Fumes Really Feels Like A customer (a trucker) comes up to the counter with a pack of Red Bull cans late at night. Customer: "Fuel for my car on pump three, and fuel for me rig...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Listen To The Village People Read Listen To The Village People Me: "Single to [Village], please." Driver: "I don't think this goes there." Me: "Yes, you do. It's after [Town], just before [Terminus]." Driver: *Dubiously.* "Oka...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Tanked The Test Read Tanked The Test Me: "Okay, so as this is a pretty exotic fish, I want to confirm what temperature you're keeping your tank—" Customer: "—Why so many questions?! Just sell me the d*** fish!" Me...
Aug 19, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Kwisatz Your Own Haderach: the Sweeping Ambition of the Dune RPG Dune is, it’s fair to say, a fairly troubled franchise. In terms of the novels, the original book is a landmark of science fiction by any measure, but its sequels are a bit of a bumpy ride, incorpo...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clearing The Air Read Clearing The Air In high school, I worked at a fast-food restaurant. I noticed that the smokers were allowed breaks every hour, which left only one other coworker and me in the store, running ...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing Read The Lowest Bid Wins… Nothing Coworker: "So you ended up going with our competitor?" Pause. Coworker: "And you're acknowledging that we specifically warned you that this would happen?" Read The...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Pay, No Stay Read No Pay, No Stay Secretary: *Calling his cell phone.* "Hey, you left without handing out the paychecks. Can you come back to sign them?" Boss: "No. Tell everyone they’ll just have to wait until...
Aug 19, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Erlebnis Sonnenfinsternis: Der Komödie zweiter Teil Wie ein sonniger Tag sich kurz vor Beginn der Sonnenfinsternis in eine Waschküche verwandelte.
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Giving Them Something Else To Chew On Read Giving Them Something Else To Chew On I worked the trenches in a fast-food burger place and had to deal with serial complainers always getting their food comped even though it was obvious they...
Aug 19, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down Read When Dressing Up Dresses Them Down Ever since I started at my job a few months ago, my supervisor (we’ll call him Josh) has been micromanaging me. When I’m the subject of criticism (which is o...
