Aug 21, 2026 from Chuniversiteit Welcome to my new and improved* website Chuniversiteit has a fresh new look and more convenient packaging! Mostly for myself, but maybe it will also benefit you.
Aug 20, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Nintendo 64 at 30 and My N64 Memories I celebrate the Nintendo 64's 30th anniversary with a selection of my own late-90s N64 memories.
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Loonie Over A Toonie, Part 12 Read Loonie Over A Toonie, Part 12 I’m cashing out a customer. Her change comes up to $8.00, so I gave her a $5 bill, a loonie, and a toonie. Customer puts the change away. I then handed her the re...
Aug 20, 2026 from The Autodidacts Vibecoding isn't as fun as writing code by hand Sticks tongue out at AI
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Typo Negative Read Typo Negative Today, I got an email from an engineer observing that an example in the manual contained a typo and referred to high-speed I/Os as "high-peed." Read Typo Negative
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Please Keep Closing Arguments To Five Minutes Or Less Read Please Keep Closing Arguments To Five Minutes Or Less Customer: "Oh come on, you closed like five minutes ago! Just make me a quick sandwich!" Colleague: "We closed twenty minutes ago." Custom...
Aug 20, 2026 from The Autodidacts The Hopefully Eventually Ultimate Desktop Linux Troubleshooting Guide: Recovering from Crashes and Freezes Free advice from the printer fixer
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Should Have Sean Their Face! Read You Should Have Sean Their Face! Customer: "I'm here to pick up a custom cake." Clerk: "And what was it supposed to say?" Customer: "It says 'Congratulations Sean'." Clerk: "Okay... oh no, the...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lost And Found Out Read Lost And Found Out Customer: "I found this. I wanted to put it in the lost and found." Me: "Oh, thanks!" I take the pen and the customer looks at me expectantly. Me: "Can I help you with anyth...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Quiet Quitting Leads To Loud Complaining Read When Quiet Quitting Leads To Loud Complaining As soon as we sat down with our coworkers for the first time, Ally (the most senior member of the team) immediately let us know how horrible our b...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mass Hysteria Read Mass Hysteria Customer: "So these boxes all have a sleeping bag in them?" Me: "Yeah, they're all a bit compressed, but they're in there." The customer picks up a box and feels the weight in hi...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dial M For Magic Read Dial M For Magic Husband: "Where are the numbers? How do I dial?" Me: "You just tap the phone icon at the bottom there, the green button." The husband hesitantly presses his finger on the ico...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Doesn’t Flyer With Me Read That Doesn’t Flyer With Me Then a new manager took over. I wouldn't go as far as saying he was a stereotypical inept boss from Hell, but he certainly was not a genius either. Or very charming ...
Aug 20, 2026 from Roy Tang SNES Games I finished ~30 years ago! Previously: 30 NES/Famicom Games I finished as a kid, my list of completed console games from around 2002 Intro This is yet another entry in my (years/decades-long) attempt to chronicle the entiret...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dispensing Soap And Wisdom Read Dispensing Soap And Wisdom Customer: "I'd like to return this hand soap. It's broken, and it won't dispense." I turn the spout ninety degrees, and it pops out, dispensing soap. Customer: "...Y...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Occam’s Razor Versus Dad Read Occam’s Razor Versus Dad Dad: "It's [My Name]'s windows. Those idiots never sealed them, so all the air is leaking out." Me: "But then shouldn't my room have been cold in the winter? I had the...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thee Golden Girl Read Thee Golden Girl I call a very kind older lady because I need to email her a letter. Her name is a stereotypical older lady name. Let's call her Agnes. Me: "I can send this to you by email. Wh...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Replace Yourself In My Shoes Read Replace Yourself In My Shoes I used to work at a chain retail store. This guy put about eight or so items into a basket and brought them to the cashier Customer: "Hi! So, I left a bag behind a...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During my PhD we had a tradition in our department, where once a month a newsletter would be sent around and, in it, one of the member would write a short piece talking about themselves and th...
Aug 20, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Language Is Hard Read Language Is Hard I am teaching a class of ten-to-eleven-year-old children. We are doing an art activity, and I am letting them pick which medium they want to use for their art piece. One of th...
