Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (A man called in to request some medication refills yesterday. The request is so inappropriate (he isn’t even an established patient, and the one appointment he’d had in recent history didn’t ...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Curious Card Of Benjamin Button Read The Curious Card Of Benjamin Button Me: "ID, please." Customer: "Are you f****** kidding me?!" Me: "Sorry, store policy. I cannot sell alcohol to anyone without an ID, or I'm fired." Customer:...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Ask The Wild Card Read Don’t Ask The Wild Card I work in a large bookstore and stationery store. Customer: "Do you have cards?" Me: "What kind of cards?" Customer: "Just cards!" Read Don’t Ask The Wild Card
Jun 23, 2026 from Previous Magazine Choosing the Right Electrician for Your Home Whether you want to integrate smart home technology or need emergency electrical repairs, it’s essential to find the right residential electrician for the job. If the electrical work isn’t done pro...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Toll Me About It! Read Toll Me About It! Passenger: "How much is the toll?" Me: "About seven dollars." Passenger: "Nope. I'm not paying seven dollars to the government." Me: "Okay, but the toll route is the reason i...
Jun 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Watt Just Happened? Read Watt Just Happened? Lady #2: "Okay, listen, you owe $[amount] in June, and you need to pay the rest—" Me: "Wait, please, I... I don't understand. I just paid, and I wanted—" Lady #2: "And it's...
Jun 23, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Asking for What? Novelty is a real bitch, isn't it? What, you mean like how I can't come up with a better opening tag? Or the fact I use opening tags at all? Come on man, I'm trying to make art here. Anyway, having...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Quarterback Read Quarterback Customer: "Twenty-five cents came off for the deal, right?" Me: "That's right." Customer: "Then why is it $3.50?" Me: "Because the item was $3.49 before the coupon. The coupon brou...
Jun 22, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog My Steam Machine is a 50ft HDMI Cable It turns out that a _very_ long HDMI cable, a Steam Controller 2 and Bazzite on a second drive was all I needed to get a comfortable couch gaming experience.
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com And This Is Why We Do The Thing, Part 2 Read And This Is Why We Do The Thing, Part 2 Me: "Is everyone here? Where's the boss?" Employee #1: "Oh my God, I forgot to tell him!" She takes her phone out and starts calling. Meanwhile, [Employ...
Jun 22, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual HTTP/3 stats Ist HTTP/3 für dieses Blog schneller als 1.1 oder 2?
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lost Child Versus A Lost Cause Read Lost Child Versus A Lost Cause A customer has requested assistance in the electronics section, specifically selecting an expensive item that's behind glass. I have the key, so I'm walking towa...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Chickens And The Bees Read The Chickens And The Bees Me: "Uh, [Manager], did you type up this invoice for the chicken company?" Manager: "Yeah." Me: "Might want to redo the line for the 'whole chickens'." Read The Chick...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bibbidi Bobbidi Nope! Read Bibbidi Bobbidi Nope! Mother: "This is my son's favorite character of all time." Me: "Awesome! I'm glad you were able to find this for him." She sighs deeply. Mother: "Yeah… It's such a shame ...
Jun 22, 2026 from LifeDev.net Deep Work in Practice: 9 Techniques to Achieve More in Less Time Understanding deep work in practice is the difference between simply being busy and actually getting meaningful things done. In a world full of pings, tabs, and endless notifications, the ability t...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not Pudding Up With This Read Not Pudding Up With This The bill arrives, and we have been charged an additional £9, for £39 in total. I query this with the server. Server: "That offers only valid with desserts, and you sai...
Jun 22, 2026 from LifeDev.net Building Mental Stamina? 9 Proven Habits to Train Your Mind Like an Athlete Mental stamina is the quiet superpower behind almost every meaningful achievement. It is the reason some people can sit with a hard problem for two hours while others give up after fifteen minutes,...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth Read They’re Smoothie, Not Smooth A customer wanders over to me in the produce department holding a pack of kiwis. Customer: "Do you sell these but, like, not hairy? The hair is gross." Me: "Uh, no...
Jun 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Matter Of Principal Read A Matter Of Principal Me: "So you're looking to borrow one million dollars with no income, no savings, and no down payment." Husband: "Yeah." Me: "I'm afraid that's not going to qualify." Wife...
