Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3 Read Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3 Me: "Ma'am, your total is six dollars, and you gave me ten. I'm doing simple math." Customer: "Why don’t you go back to school? Clearly, you’re too stupid f...
Mar 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Anleitung: SVG-Dateien optimieren Ich rede immer davon, SVG-Dateien zu optimieren, aber wie macht man das eigentlich?
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eau No Read Eau No As I'm walking towards the game store, I pass one of the little booths in the middle of the mall walkway, and this lady working there spritzes me with something heavily cotton candy sce...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Fall For Such A Cookie Cutter Scam Read Will Not Fall For Such A Cookie Cutter Scam Manager: "That the same jerk from last week?" Me: "Yup." Manager: "Okay, new rule for that guy. Repeat every order he gives back to him, and ask if ...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations Read Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations In our building, all of the other departments were allowed to wear blue jeans on Fridays. My manager decided that our department had to wear busin...
Mar 13, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 11/2026 It’s been a hectic week. Most of the things I had planned have been done, but there are always things left to do! Visas are here. All of us got 3-year multiple-entry travel visas. Maybe we can make...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Read Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Manager: "Why have the contractors been given three days to paint the bathrooms? They could do that in one and a half, easy." Me: "Just you wait and see."...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Read Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Customer: "Oh, now you’re ready for us?!" I should add that I’m extremely affable, friendly, and quick to smile, all of which they had received to this p...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Write-Up On The Wall Read The Write-Up On The Wall Me: "You need to fire this guy. He is ALWAYS late and is not getting the information he needs. He’s going to be a problem for you and a danger to our clients." Supervi...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com J Is For… Just Go to Sleep Read J Is For… Just Go to Sleep Husband: "Okay, the code is 'C' as in Charlie, 73, 'J' as in...wait, what's 'J' again? He looks at me, and my mind goes numbingly blank. Me: "…Dj …ang …oooooo?" Read...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beer Today, Somewhere Else Tomorrow Read Beer Today, Somewhere Else Tomorrow She puts the stuff on the table and hands me $10. Me: "Ma'am, this isn't enough." Customer: "I don't have a job, and I'm a single mother." Read Beer Today, ...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeping The Peace (And Quiet) Read Keeping The Peace (And Quiet) I was a guest on the bride's side at this wedding. For various reasons, she only had her father, while the groom had a very big family. And they were all determin...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cartastrophe Averted Read Cartastrophe Averted I'm holding my toddler in one arm, trying to order food from the self-service kiosk. Another customer is taking forever on the other kiosk and blocking the open one with h...
Mar 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Museums Today's entry is dedicated to this month's IndieWeb Carnival, a project where independent websites write monthly blog posts dedicated to a certain theme. This month's theme, hosted by James G., is ...
Mar 13, 2026 from JoeHx Blog Goodbye, Arcadia Power Way back in May of 2019, I signed up for Arcadia Power. A couple years later, in July of 2021, I wrote a review of the program.
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Read Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Caller: "I need to book tickets to see [Famous DJ], and they're $300. I want to refund [item] so I can get the money back and buy the tickets." Me: "Sur...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Read The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Me: "I picked these up, but as you can see, they're not doing very well!" She looks at them, looks at me, looks at them again, then puts them through the scann...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Me: "Our fitting expert is with a client at the moment." The woman looks over to see our fitting expert with said client, a woman in her ...
Mar 12, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The New York/California Post “Metro Section” RSS Feed The New York Post Metro secution RSS feed now includes California Post articles. This was not concerning until I saw an ambiguous article about a new U.S. HQ for the maker of "Labubus"
