Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I recently helped backstage for a community theater/dance production. The theme of the show was Peter Pan, but the music was pulled from tons of different sources, to avoid IP legal issues. So...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read During a recent visit to the museum, my twin brother and I arrived early so we could tour a special exhibit ( on Auschwitz – as an aside, if the opportunity presents itself to go, DO SO – ther...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was watching a movie a few months ago. It was one of those big-name releases rated as family-friendly, so naturally, lots of parents and kids of all ages went to see it. My screening was not...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parallel Universe Parking Read Parallel Universe Parking I'm a valet at a hotel. A group of women who all know each other walk up with two valet cards. Me: "I'll get these both sorted for you." I drive up in the first car, ...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Crusty Old Customers Read Crusty Old Customers Customer: "There's a tooth in this f****** roll! A f****** tooth!" Me: "Sir, I—" Customer: "—What kind of f****** slipshod place are you running here?!" Read Crusty Old Cu...
Aug 22, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Free League Gives Its Creation More Life A while back I covered the first wave of products for Free League’s Blade Runner RPG – based off the Year Zero engine which originated in their Mutant: Year Zero RPG and which also powers their Ali...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Light Source (Code) Read Light Source (Code) Me: "Tech support, how can I help?" Boss: "Some of the new equipment is missing some bulbs." Me: "Like, lightbulbs?" Boss: "Yeah." Read Light Source (Code)
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Storm Powered By Main Character Energy Read A Storm Powered By Main Character Energy Me: *Shouting over the wind and siren.* "Restaurant is closed, I'm afraid! Tornado warning! Please seek shelter!" Customer: "But we have a reservation!...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Stop Giving These People Refunds! Read Stop Giving These People Refunds! An incident report is a statement of what happened. When I write down that [Manager] gave a refund to an abusive customer who was ineligible for a refund, it ...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These Bricks Are Compatible With Everything Except Bigotry Read These Bricks Are Compatible With Everything Except Bigotry I work in a Lego store. A customer approaches the counter and drops a small Duplo set on the counter. Customer: "I'd like to return t...
Aug 21, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse The road to epsilon-zero: Shortlex order also orders sequences of numbers Previously: Ordinal numbers and basic set theory Ordinals as nim-heaps Nim always ends, even with infinite ordinals Infinite Nim as a coin-moving game Coin-moving games with no coins Productive pro...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Network Stuff Is Over His Head Read This Network Stuff Is Over His Head Me: "Lights? There are no lights; nothing is connected to them." Coworker: "No! There are fiber lights in the ports; you can't see them?" Me: *Looking up at...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Coupon That Keeps On Couponing Read The Coupon That Keeps On Couponing Customer: "Can I use this free shipping coupon in store?" Me: "Well, no, haha, it's already here." Customer: "Yeah, but I want the price of shipping taken of...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Their Wish Is Not My Command(Line) Read Their Wish Is Not My Command(Line) Rick got a call from two women having an issue. They had to get a certain report, and the input they were using wasn't working. He recognized that report as ...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shelf-Fulfilling Prophecy Read Shelf-Fulfilling Prophecy I see a customer browsing some items, finds one she likes, takes it over to the clearance section, leaves it there for a moment, walks away about three steps, turns a...
Aug 21, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 34/2026 With the Peppo team here in Bangalore and other commitments, the week was crazy busy. I met at least half of the Peppo team in person for the first time. We have a great team at Peppo. As Mohammed ...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hawaii-Five-No, Part 2 Read Hawaii-Five-No, Part 2 Tourist: "Wait, I don't get it." Tour Guide: "Get what, ma'am?" Tourist: "Does the water go all the way around the island?" Read Hawaii-Five-No, Part 2
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Reasons Why Calls Are Recorded For Training Purposes Read Reasons Why Calls Are Recorded For Training Purposes It had been flagged for being far too long: it was over thirty minutes long, when our average calls barely hit five. In most cases, the lon...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Auto Immune Read Auto Immune Me: "Hi, thank you for calling GNC, home of the buy one get one half off vitamin store. How may I help you?" Customer: "Hi, I just bought a 2004 Buick from you guys a few months ag...
Aug 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When In Roam Read When In Roam And every time we'd visit grandma's, SOMETHING would come up where I would need to get in touch with him, and I'd text message him, and he'd ask why I didn't call him after respon...
