Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Give Us This Day Our Daily Stuffed Crust Read Give Us This Day Our Daily Stuffed Crust I work at a pizza restaurant. We have table dining as well as take-out orders. I take a customer call. Caller: "Yes, we need sixty pizzas, please. Thir...
Jun 25, 2026 from Previous Magazine Best Settings and Habits That Actually Help You Climb in Valorant Valorant is one of the top first-person hero shooters out there. It seems like everyone wants to rank up from Iron to Radiant, but that’s easier said than done. If you need some help with climbing ...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Long Buff Arm Of The Law Read The Long Buff Arm Of The Law I worked at a 24-hour gym. A lady came in at 1 AM. As she's checking in, she asks me: Gym Member: "Why is there a police car outside?" Me: "A sergeant comes in pre...
Jun 25, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Box Them Into A Corner Read Box Them Into A Corner When we arrived, the receptionist told us that the person who was supposed to give us our refund wasn’t available. We weren’t at all impressed, since we had an appointme...
Jun 25, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Fortune Found At trivia last night, I didn't pay for any booze or food the whole night. Once my friends had left, I decided to stick around for a quick smoke. After my smoke, I hit the ATM and got $20 so I could...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget Read A Burrito Mouth On A Taco Budget The guy starts ordering a steak burrito and then continues to add every possible add-on two or three times. Every step of the way, I kept interjecting: Me: "Si...
Jun 24, 2026 from Improve Something Today What kind of water is this like? A simple practice for noticing awareness You know I love simple practices. This is one of the simplest, coursing down the centuries since, at least, these discourses in the Pāli Canon where the Buddha is in conversation with a guy called ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unlimited Minutes Gets Unlimited Bureaucracy Read Unlimited Minutes Gets Unlimited Bureaucracy Me: "Can we use a foreign passport because my dad doesn't have any Brazilian documents?" Rep: "He needs to use an identity document." Me: "Yes, he ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way Read The Real Resort Was The Friends We Made Jealous Along The Way Caller: "Hello, yes, I wanted to book a stay at a hotel I saw on TV." Me: "Of course, ma'am. What hotel was it?" Caller: "The Whit...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Thank You For Flying Starfleet Airlines Read Thank You For Flying Starfleet Airlines Coworker: "I'd love to go to Japan, but Asia is soooo far away that I'd only go if it was like, a two-week trip or something." Me: "Didn't you go to Arg...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Black Forest Gateau Has Entered The Chat Read Black Forest Gateau Has Entered The Chat Customer: *Looking at the dessert menu.* "Is the New York cheesecake made in New York?" Me: "No, ma'am. It's made in-house. The name just indicates the...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Loan Ranger Read The Loan Ranger But this new company wants to charge me a $14.95 "convenience" fee to take a payment online. This is absolutely stupid. I can make a payment over the phone and pay another fee,...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Light Trim Read A Light Trim I work at the woodcutting counter. Customers bring me lengths of lumber that we sell to cut down to size. A customer places a long fluorescent light tube down on my counter. Custo...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Do They Think The Insides Of A PC Are Non-Euclidean Space? Read Do They Think The Insides Of A PC Are Non-Euclidean Space? Me: "What happened here?!" Customer: "I was installing software. It started fine, but then it asked me to insert disk two, and it wou...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Operation: Guilt Trip Read Operation: Guilt Trip He gets an iPad from his bag and starts typing, talking about all the ways his team has helped people. I nod politely, cash in hand, waiting for my opportunity. Man: "So ...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sweetness To The Ninety-Ninth Power Read Sweetness To The Ninety-Ninth Power I used to work at a Tim Hortons. Customer: "Get me a Gretzky." Me: "Sorry… a what?" Customer: "A Gretzky. Nine creams, nine sugars." Read Sweetness To The N...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Telling Grandma Straight… Kinda Read Telling Grandma Straight… Kinda Mom: "I just don't think children should be around a gay man." Me: "He's their uncle." Mom: "But he's gay." Me: "And?" Mom: "You know what I mean." Read Telling...
Jun 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Many Wives Does This Guy Have? Read How Many Wives Does This Guy Have? I was sitting in my van in the parking lot of my son's school. Suddenly, the passenger door opens, and a grown man gets in. He made eye contact and then clos...
Jun 24, 2026 from The Jaxson Jacksonville’s working waterfront in 1930 Today, the Jaxson takes a look into the working waterfront history of Jacksonville’s urban core. Produced by the Jacksonville Port Bureau and the Jacksonville Chamber of Commerce, this collection o...
