Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Friends of ours who we don’t see very often came over for the weekend with their 4-year-old. Apparently said kid had been going on and on about getting to see us and was very excited about it....
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A distant relative has passed away. From our family we tasked [Bob] to send a condolences telegram. [Us]: Did you remember to send the telegram? [Bob]: Yes, I wrote them “Lively condolences fr...
Aug 23, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-08-23 These weeknotes are coming in a day late because reasons. The World The Iran war is in a deadlock with both sides claiming victory and seems to have moved into a phase of economic sanctions/pressur...
Aug 23, 2026 from The Autodidacts How to fit Qwen3.8-27B into 16GB of VRAM and run it on a single RTX 3080 card: the best quantizations and Llama.cpp flags I've found TL;DR: UD-IQ3_XXS with KV cache quantization
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Planting Evidence Read Planting Evidence A woman is ordering at the drive-thru, ordering dinner to take home to her family. Customer: "My daughter is a vegan. Do you cross-contaminate your food?" Read Planting Evidence
Aug 22, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Grim Dwarfs and Perilous Elves The option to play a dwarf or elf has been part of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay since its first edition – an inheritance from the original 1983 release of Warhammer, which somewhat muddied the waters...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Causing Quite The Racket Read Causing Quite The Racket Me: "How many times has that happened that it needed its own sign?" The cashier turns and looks at the sign: Sign: "Left-handed tennis rackets are not a thing. If you'...
Aug 22, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Hörnchen oder Waffel? Ich muss hier unbedingt den Atlas zur deutschen Alltagssprache vorstellen. Ich dachte, ich hätte das schon längst getan.
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When Your Coworker Has A Few Missing Links Read When Your Coworker Has A Few Missing Links Coworker: "But what about dinosaurs?" Me: "Well, they all died off because an asteroid hit the Earth and kinda f***ed everything up for them." Cowork...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 43 Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 43 After that conversation, she CHOSE to park in a different space every time she returned to our hotel. Our poor maintenance man made sure ...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Water Is Dammed Read The Water Is Dammed Caller: "I'm a good Christian woman who goes to church every week, and if you don't turn my water back on immediately, then God will curse you." Read The Water Is Dammed
Aug 22, 2026 from LifeDev.net What Are the Best Evening Routines? 7 Habits for Darker, Shorter Days Evening routines get a fraction of the attention that morning routines enjoy, which is strange, because the evening is where tomorrow is actually decided. The quality of your sleep, the calm or cha...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com After Desserts It’s Just Desserts Read After Desserts It’s Just Desserts My coworker had a dine-and-dash on a $200 table. We were just coming off of a super busy dinner service when he noticed that one of his tables was nowhere to ...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mom Is A Total Gas Read Mom Is A Total Gas I'm a mom. We all have gas from various orifices at times, and I try to keep mine on the quieter side. I must be successful more than I think. Recently, a large burp snuck u...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We All Need A Hug And Some Ice Cream After Dealing With The US Healthcare System Read We All Need A Hug And Some Ice Cream After Dealing With The US Healthcare System Self-Checkout Customer: "Do you need any help?" Me: "I picked up a few things before realizing I didn't have an...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oui Want Fries Read Oui Want Fries Our place does regular fries, cheese fries, or the option of two different seasonings. Me: "How would you like your fries?" Customer: "French." Read Oui Want Fries
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So, first thing to say, my brain isn’t working properly because I breastfeed and sometimes woman have dementia while doing that, like post pregnancy dementia. I was with my fiancé, child and t...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Kendo-garten Read Kendo-garten My cousin has been renting a room from us while he studies at the university in our city. Aside from initial teething troubles, it's gone okay. Really, the most inconvenient part ...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read One of my junior high teachers used to work at a call centre. Teacher: I’m from Nova Scotia. One of the customers she got was American, and clearly not well-versed in geography. Customer: Oh, ...
Aug 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My mom and I have always struggled with communication. I’ve often joked to my husband that it feels like she and I have two completely different conversations but this one really took the cake...
