Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked In a copy and print center for a law firm. This department was mainly female with a couple of males in the mix. One guy started shooting the ladies with rubber bands. I warned him tha...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Sell… THAT Read Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Sell… THAT Me: *To phone.* "Search the internet for pictures of peanut butter." I am about 0.00001 seconds from having my phone in this poor woman's face when I hear my ph...
Mar 16, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal February 2026 at The New Leaf Journal Reviewing the snowy month that was at The New Leaf Journal in February 2026.
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Shorely You Jest Read Shorely You Jest Guest: "Why is a five-star resort allowing its private beach to have so much sand! It gets everywhere! I can't walk on the beach without it getting in my shoes!" Read Shorely ...
Mar 15, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Lexxual Debauchery: Season 3 After their struggles against His Divine Shadow and Mantrid led to the destruction of the entire Light Universe, the crew of the Lexx have fled to the other universe – the Dark Zone. Almost immedia...
Mar 15, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-03-15 This week's entry coming in just a little bit late because I was busy yesterday. The World The Iran conflict enters its third week. Trump claims it will be over soon but I am skeptical. Everyone is...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cat Call Of Duty Read Cat Call Of Duty Teenage Boy #1: "Okay, moooooom!" Teenage Boy #2: "Who invited this old lady?! It's past her bedtime!" Me: *Staring at them.* "You sound like the ones who are up past your bed...
Mar 15, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG Oh, Well, Whatever, Never Mind So, the funny thing is that I really did want to blog for the 25th anniversary of Firefly next year because it was my home fandom for a decade, but now that there’s a new project I think I’m alread...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Will (Week)End You Read I Will (Week)End You Me: "I’m a young single mum, I’ll do every other Saturday, but I’m not going to be available every single Saturday." Manager: "You will be available." Read I Will (Week)En...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’ve Been (Bio)Wasted Read They’ve Been (Bio)Wasted Customer: "Don't leave the register! It's slow enough as it is and I'm f****** hungry!" Me: "Sir, I understand much better than you what it's like to be hungry since I...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com IDing The Bully Read IDing The Bully Customer: "Why do I have to deal with the special cashier?! Go get someone normal whose brain isn't halfway to being a vegetable!" Read IDing The Bully
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Brief Life of Boxers Read The Brief Life of Boxers I work for a company that sells primarily (not cheap) underwear. Email From Customer: "I want a refund on my boy's underwear! They ripped! These are too expensive to o...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Dad Jokes Just Flow Read When The Dad Jokes Just Flow My dad has been sober from alcohol for over thirty years. He can be around it without getting a compulsion to drink, but he still can’t have “just one sip”. Due to...
Mar 15, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Griffin McElroy On Writing His CYOA Book The Stowaway I got to see Griffin at his only event about his new book The Stowaway where he did a live reading and gave advice on writing a CYOA book.
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pasta La Vista, Baby Read Pasta La Vista, Baby Roommate: "Why does this always happen? My pasta is mush!" Me: "Wait, you're still boiling it?! Didn't you start cooking it over an hour ago?" Roommate: "Yeah, but the wat...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Trash Back Guarantee Read Trash Back Guarantee I'm a cart pusher at a large grocery store. I'm sweeping the sidewalk by the entrance to the store when I see a woman drive her car onto the sidewalk by the door, very clo...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Let’s say my MIL’s name is Jennifer Smith. My husband and I bought a house that (MIL) used to rent out but wanted to sell because no one was interested in renting. A few weeks after moving in,...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com You Ruined His Designs Read You Ruined His Designs We knew [Student #2] from classes we attended together; he seemed a bit of an oddball (sort of a Sheldon Cooper way before Sheldon Cooper was a thing), but not disruptiv...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [My paternal grandparents were Russian immigrants, and only spoke Russian when my dad was young. He didn’t learn English until he was school age. My siblings and I never learned Russian, only ...
Mar 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Following a recent hurricane, our local area was impacted with power outages and some limited damage. Client day after the hurricane: It’s like sales just flew away the past two days. Any thou...
