Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s An Hour Permanently Erased From Your Life Read That’s An Hour Permanently Erased From Your Life We got a call from a customer who couldn't find the 'delete' button on his camera. He said he didn't have time to come in and insisted we help ...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cold Hard Truth Of Allergies Read The Cold Hard Truth Of Allergies Customer: "I want a [Cocktail], but no ice." Me: "I can do that, but I can't give you more alcohol, so the drink won't go to the top of the glass." Read The Co...
Aug 24, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Son of Believers I've been having to remind myself why I write, especially after dealing with the bout of shame from grappling with its confessional nature and the bleak horizon of getting paid some time in the fut...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Charge It To Experience Read Charge It To Experience On her return, she presented a receipt from the local café and said in a demanding tone: Customer: "You will reimburse me for the coffee and cake I had to have because ...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Is The Right Stuff Read This Is The Right Stuff Guest: "Hmm, this is the real Bill of Rights?" Me: "That's right." Guest: "It's just… those first two amendments seem okay, but the rest…" Read This Is The Right Stuff
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Putting The Art In Fart Read Putting The Art In Fart Boss: "You need to come into work no matter what." Me: "Did you hear my reason why I can't come in?" Boss: "No excuses." Read Putting The Art In Fart
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Holy Mole Read Holy Mole I work in a Mexican restaurant. A group of diners is loudly discussing the menu, and one exclaims: Customer #1: "Oh! Look! They serve mole!" Customer #2: "What, like the animal?" Rea...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 7 Read Knows Zip About Zip Codes, Part 7 A customer has called to get some help for their internet account. Me: "Can I get your name?" Caller: "It's… uh… [Name]?" They sounded unsure, but I pushed fo...
Aug 23, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Kriminelle Konstrukte Wenn es Wachkonstrukte gibt, gibt es dann auch Kriminalkonstrukte?
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Tale Of Two Brendas Read A Tale Of Two Brendas I walked into the hotel where I work one morning at the start of my shift to see a woman going through our garbage. Me: "Good morning!" Woman: "I’m sorry. Do you want me ...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bowled Over By The Sink Read Bowled Over By The Sink The bathroom has a vessel sink; the kind that looks like a bowl sitting on top of the counter. My eight-year-old has never encountered one before and apparently isn't t...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Flipped Bird Will Lead To A Flipped Car Read A Flipped Bird Will Lead To A Flipped Car One time when I was with my family in Ontario, Canada, on a fishing trip, when we were on our way to the cabin, we were on a road with two lanes and a...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Gas Station Is Bright, But The Customers Are Not Read The Gas Station Is Bright, But The Customers Are Not Customer: "Your pump is broken! It only lets me choose diesel!" Me: "Are you picking up the green hose?" Customer: "Of course I am! It's th...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A few years back I had to immediately move countries and came back to my home country without any jobs lined up or anything. I was looking for months and was getting desperate, but one lucky (...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Our local cinema usually has some kind of special menu at the concession stands, themed around one of the recent movies. It consists of a souvenir cup and a paper popcorn bucket. In addition t...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My parents divorced when I was a kid. When I’m 15, my dad introduces me to his new girlfriend. She seems nice and friendly at first. She suggests to have some “girl bonding time” and I’m ok w...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a major tax company that provides both online software and in person filing services. A man and his wife come in, they used our online software to file and the man’s mailed in taxes...
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Friends of ours who we don’t see very often came over for the weekend with their 4-year-old. Apparently said kid had been going on and on about getting to see us and was very excited about it....
Aug 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A distant relative has passed away. From our family we tasked [Bob] to send a condolences telegram. [Us]: Did you remember to send the telegram? [Bob]: Yes, I wrote them “Lively condolences fr...
Aug 23, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-08-23 These weeknotes are coming in a day late because reasons. The World The Iran war is in a deadlock with both sides claiming victory and seems to have moved into a phase of economic sanctions/pressur...
