Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Page Against The Machine Read Page Against The Machine Coworker: "Why is someone printing a whole bunch of blank paper from the printer?" Me: *Walking past at speed, carrying some binders.* "That was me. [Manager] needed 1...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 16 Read Will Not Be Influenced By The Influencer, Part 16 One of my waitstaff has called me over to deal with a table, using our internal code that signifies 'influencers'. I see a table of four young...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eggs Benedictator Read Eggs Benedictator Bessie has been working at our hotel chain for fifteen years as the breakfast attendant for the little buffet we have here. In all those years, Bessie has been able to bully ...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Put On That Pearl Necklace And Clutch It Read Put On That Pearl Necklace And Clutch It Customer: "I need to return this pearl necklace." She hands over the necklace and receipt. Me: "Ma'am, this receipt is from another jewellery store jus...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Are Not “Open” To Interpretation Read We Are Not “Open” To Interpretation I used to manage a party store that closed at 7 PM. You’d think business hours were easy enough to understand, but apparently, they weren’t for everyone. On...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The ‘Supervising Hours In Toilets’ Report Read The ‘Supervising Hours In Toilets’ Report Newer Manager: "[Coworker] just got back from their fourth poop break!" Older Manager: "Why are you counting?" Newer Manager: "It's bad for productivi...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Escalation Without Elevation Read Escalation Without Elevation Caller: *Angry.* "Why can't you do it?!" Me: "It's against policy, and I'm pretty sure it's illegal." Caller: *Angrier.* "You obviously have no idea what you're ta...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Sinking Feeling About This Generation Read A Sinking Feeling About This Generation My wife and teenage daughters have just watched the movie 'Titanic'. It was my daughter's first time watching it. When the end credits start to roll… Wi...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Little Miss Leading Read Little Miss Leading I was flying alone, and this little girl, maybe about five years old or so, wandered down the aisle. Little Girl: "Hello!" Me: "Hello. Where are your parents?" Read Little ...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Oregano-No-No, Part 2 Read Oregano-No-No, Part 2 Customer: "Eww! Your pizzas have mold on them!" Me: "No, they don't. They're all fresh." Customer: *Points.* "I'm looking at it right now!" Read Oregano-No-No, Part 2
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I enjoy teaching various age groups, and I think it’s good for children to interact with age groups different from their own, including adults. For that reason, I often involve myself into con...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Passing Condition Read A Passing Condition A woman practically runs into the ER, claiming she's in great pain and in need of a doctor immediately. I try to get some information out of her, but all I get is: Woman: "...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a kid, I lived in a not-so-good area. A lot of the local kids grew up in bad homes, and as we were both noticeably “weird” (neurodivergent), my brother and I were the target for the...
Aug 24, 2026 from The Jaxson St. Paul Union Depot: What a restored Downtown rail station could be Once one of the busiest passenger rail stations in the Midwest, St. Paul Union Depot sat without passenger trains for more than four decades. Its restoration offers a compelling example of how a hi...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in 10th grade, I had an earth science course as one of my required subjects. I liked the class a lot, and our teacher was this chill man who wrote very meticulous notes for us, and ...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com GPS: Grandpa’s Personal Surveillance Read GPS: Grandpa’s Personal Surveillance I asked Lou if he needed anything else, and he responded with "Well, you still haven’t gotten the GPS to work!". Confused by this, I asked Lou what he mean...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in middle school, I was horrible at math, even though I always did the homework and assignments and asked for help. It just never stuck. In seventh grade, I turned in the first math...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This was many years ago when, just out of high school, I had a summer job at the fish counter of my local supermarket chain. Shortly after my being hired, the other regular worker and the mana...
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Now Fowl Cow Read How Now Fowl Cow Customer #1: "I'll get the turkey and ham." Customer #2: "I'll just have the turkey." Customer #1: *To his friend.* "Why wouldn't you get the turkey ham!?" Read How Now Fowl Cow
Aug 24, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read [In high school, we had an end-of-year science field trip which was an overnight camping trip in the Dominguez–Escalante National Conservation Area. As it was overnight, we had to pack in our ...
