Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Lawyer Gets A Ringing Endorsement! Read This Lawyer Gets A Ringing Endorsement! Legal Assistant: "There was a typo on [Lawyer]'s business cards. Instead of a three in his phone number, it has a two, which is your number. If you rece...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Only Thing You’re Being Served Is Consequences Read The Only Thing You’re Being Served Is Consequences I work in a mall food court. We get a lot of special needs customers, so we let them take their time and order on their own. A couple of them...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Generally Admitting That They’re Idiots Read Generally Admitting That They’re Idiots Customer: "Four general admission tickets." Me: "Unfortunately, we're sold out on the floor. We have some canceled house tickets in the balcony, so the ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Office Needs A One Bite Policy Read The Office Needs A One Bite Policy Coworker: "You took a bite out of every sandwich there?" Intern: "Yeah, but it's no big deal, they all taste horrible anyway." Read The Office Needs A One Bi...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Closing Time? Scratch That! Read Closing Time? Scratch That! Me: "Hey! We're closed." Customer: "You can close when I go." Me: "No, we're already closed, get out." Read Closing Time? Scratch That!
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Another One Bytes The Bus Read Another One Bytes The Bus Brother-In-Law: "What is it?! What's wrong!?" Me: "You have…" *Counts.* "…nine toolbars in your browser stacked like Jenga. This thing is a little computer virus colo...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Logic Has Gone Extinct Read Logic Has Gone Extinct Me: "As for me, I'm fascinated by the historic nature of myths. My thesis is actually about the idea of dragons developing over time." Friend Of Friend: "Is that a bit l...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Scam Would Have Benefitted From Twenty-Twenty Vision Read This Scam Would Have Benefitted From Twenty-Twenty Vision I am at the register, and I give the customer his change. Customer: "Hey! I paid with two twenties!" Me: "Sir, your total was $17." Re...
Mar 16, 2026 from LifeDev.net 11 Quick Tips on How to Stop Mental Overload and Anxiety There is nothing more dangerous than unrecognized mental overload, and here is why. It’s 10 p.m., and your brain feels like a browser with 47 tabs open — deadlines, emails, that awkward conversatio...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Greetings and welcome to my mini series about my Cousin Joe. Why is this a mini series? My cousin Joe has done quite a bit of things over the years and instead of writing one very long story, ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cat-astrophic Handling Error Read A Cat-astrophic Handling Error New Vet Tech: "Okay, let’s get her checked out." Me: "She’s really not into being handled right now, so—" New Vet Tech: "—That’s okay, we’re prepared." Me: "Wear...
Mar 16, 2026 from The Jaxson Saints of Jacksonville: A History of the Mormon Church Andrew Nicholas shares the deep history of the Latter-day Saints in Jacksonville. - The story of how Latter-day Saints came to Florida first began in the Panhandle, gradually spreading eastward in ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was at a large mall department store looking for a nice dress to wear for a special occasion. I’m over 65, 5’0″, and I’m not really into fashion so I am struggling to find something that I l...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read At the beginning of covid a lot of products had a limit of 1 to a customer. I had a lady come in asking for 12 1 gallon bottles of isopropyl alcohol. I mentioned that there is a limit and she ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Decline To Accept This Treatment Anymore Read I Decline To Accept This Treatment Anymore He gave me his card to close out, and it declined. I never vocalize this to a guest; I simply write “card is not being accepted” on a piece of paper,...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to take on the occasional freelance illustration commissions and a friend of a friend contacted me via facebook messenger asking if I would draw something really fun for a gift. I think...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I once found a collar with an AirTag outside my Dad’s house. I managed to track down the owner, and return it, communicating with them via FB Messenger as they were out of town at the time. We...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Lack Of Two Quarters Holds No Quarter With Me Read Your Lack Of Two Quarters Holds No Quarter With Me Customer: "Hey! Yesterday, that was fifty cents!" Me: "That's only for small mug refills, sir. A refill for that whole cup is ninety-five cen...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I worked In a copy and print center for a law firm. This department was mainly female with a couple of males in the mix. One guy started shooting the ladies with rubber bands. I warned him tha...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Sell… THAT Read Sorry, Sir, We Don’t Sell… THAT Me: *To phone.* "Search the internet for pictures of peanut butter." I am about 0.00001 seconds from having my phone in this poor woman's face when I hear my ph...
