Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Powered By Wishful Thinking Read Powered By Wishful Thinking Coworker: *Covering the phone's earpiece with her hand.* "She wants a speaker that doesn't use lithium-ion batteries, because they explode all the time, according t...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mic Dropping The Ball Read Mic Dropping The Ball Sergeant Major: "Hey, didn’t you hear me earlier? We don’t need you here. You can f*** off." Roger that, Sergeant Major. So, I go home and report why I wasn’t able to hel...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Charge It To The Store Read Charge It To The Store Customer: "My car is stuck in your parking lot! It won't start!" Me: "Sorry to hear that, ma'am. Would you like us to call someone?" Customer: "No! You don't know anythi...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Was Always Going To End Up Fruitless Read This Was Always Going To End Up Fruitless A teenage girl comes in and asks for a very unique drink combo. Customer: "I want a dragon drink." Internal sigh. This is not on the menu (at least it...
Jun 26, 2026 from Peter's Path For All Mankind For All Mankind is an American science fiction drama on Apple TV. Ronald D. Moore created it with Matt Wolpert and Ben Nedivi. It imagines an alternate history where the Soviet Union reaches the Mo...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pretty Sure The ‘O’ Word Isn’t In Vogue, Either Read Pretty Sure The ‘O’ Word Isn’t In Vogue, Either I'm overhearing a few words here and there, but I'm focused on my work. That is, until I hear an outburst. American Coworker: "You can't say tha...
Jun 26, 2026 from Peter's Path Eurobloat #0193 • May 2026 May was the month Brussels pressed on with reading your private messages, postponed its proudest law because it could not switch it on, and then asked the member states for a great deal more money....
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Tingling Does Not Come From A Spidey Sense Read That Tingling Does Not Come From A Spidey Sense Fiancé: "What the heck happened to you?!" Me: "I got bit by a spider in my sleep." Fiancé: "And THAT happened?!" Read That Tingling Does Not Com...
Jun 26, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 26/2026 It was a short work week. I took Thursday off because we had some registration related work in Denkanikottai. The morning drive was easy and fun, but then, like any government work, it didn’t get d...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Instead Of Asking One Hardware Question, Ask All Of Them Read Instead Of Asking One Hardware Question, Ask All Of Them Trainer: "You've been trained in most of the departments, so you should be able to handle most customer queries." Within a minute, a cu...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Generating Tension Read Generating Tension One year, during some big game (can't remember if it was the Super Bowl or something else that was a big deal), the power went out during halftime. Dad: "You gotta be kiddin...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Mighty Morphin’ Mistake Read A Mighty Morphin’ Mistake When I was about five, I went to a Power Rangers Live Show. Walking into the venue, there were vendors lining the entrances to the real theater, selling all sorts of ...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Release Ex-Cons On Groundhog Day Read When They Release Ex-Cons On Groundhog Day When I worked as an optician, a guy came into the waiting room: Guy: "Sorry to ask, but can I have some spare change for the bus? I just got out of j...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at an inner city hospital at an information desk. One day, I am at my desk when a staff member comes by and tells me she overheard someone saying there was someone lying on the floor in...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There Is Such A Thing As A Free Ride Read There Is Such A Thing As A Free Ride Caller: "I need to book a transport to take me to hospital." Me: "That's fine. Can I take your NHS number?" Caller: "I don't have one." Read There Is Such ...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m sitting on the couch, waiting for my Tylenol to take effect and my sister is next to me. Me(quietly): Ow, ow, ow, ow. I turn and see my sister watching me. Me: How ya doin’? Sister (with a...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Black Belt In Complaining Read A Black Belt In Complaining The mom of a little boy in the Tigers noticed that my daughter was allowed to stay for the big ones' course and asked if her son (six years old) could "finally" mov...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read CALLER: “Hello, I’d like to make an appointment at your practice. I would be a new patient.” ME: “That’s wonderful, [CALLER]. Let me elide the part where I verify your insurance… Okay, got wha...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Even though my ex and I were no longer together, we were still friendly and agreed to share custody of our black lab, Colby. About a year after we split, Colby (who was only 6 years old but ha...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The ABCs Of Customer Service Read The ABCs Of Customer Service Caller: "Where's my confirmation email! I ordered from your website an hour ago, and I haven't seen it yet!" Me: "Oh, that is strange. Can I get your order number ...
