Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors Read The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors Me: "That'll be [total]." Customer #1: *Dramatic.* "How much?! I can get them cheaper down the road on [corner]!" Me: *Remember the direction ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So I have a co worker who is well a little bit gullible. Everytime he watches a conspiracy theory video on you tube, he believes it. It doesn’t matter what it is or even how far fetched it is....
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not A (Day)Care In The World Read Not A (Day)Care In The World Me: "Are we gonna let this happen, or are we allowed to step up?" Coworker: "No use. They never listen. We'll deal with it later; it's literally not worth it." Rea...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This interaction was so cute, I just had to share it with everyone. I’m in the elevator, and there’s a grandmother carrying a little girl in front of me. Grandma is facing the doors, so the l...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Welcome to another episode of the Chronicles of Joe. Hopefully you have read part 1 that I submitted where I talk about his childhood/teenage years. If you haven’t well Joe is proud to be the ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cart Be Bothered Read Cart Be Bothered A customer has just checked out and has left her cart at my register. As she's walking away: Me: "Ma’am, you forgot something." She looked at me like I had just insulted her. ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread Read Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread Caller: "Wait, why are you charging me for 130 people?" Manager: "Didn't you say the job was for 130 people?" Caller: "Yeah, but… instead of increasing ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Room For Misinterpretation Read Room For Misinterpretation Me: "Good evening, this is [My Name] from the front desk. One of my colleagues will deliver your [item] right away, but they did let me know there is a Do Not Distur...
Mar 17, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal BLOB DYLAN Board in Williamsburg I came across a new BLOB DYLAN tag in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resorting To Retorting About Extorting Read Resorting To Retorting About Extorting When the time came to pay the bill, the public body that hired me was late. It happens, but as a small business owner, I can't afford for clients to be l...
Mar 17, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Guardian Angel Yesterday I got sick again and slept all day. Thankfully, I woke up this morning feeling a bit better, but I still don't feel the best. When I have these periods of sickness and I sleep for most of...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fully Public Reading Read A Fully Public Reading One day, I went up to the second floor to pull holds, and heard someone having an extremely... unfiltered... conversation. As I walked towards the back of the second flo...
Mar 16, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Atlanta Hawks’ Cancelled “Magic City” Night An NBA team planned to hold a promotional night featuring a strip club. I have thoughts even after the event was mercifully cancelled.
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Like Herding Stray Carts Read It’s Like Herding Stray Carts Me: "While I'm off dealing with this, can you collect the stray carts from the parking lot?" Kid: "Uh.... why?" Me: "Because someone has to, and it's not somethin...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grave Miscommunication Read Grave Miscommunication Caller: "Yes, I've walked past, and I can see there has been a break-in!" Me: "Right... Do you mean some kind of building, maybe the church itself?" Caller: "NO, there w...
Mar 16, 2026 from Saeed Esmaili Treat your morning ritual like an opening chess move I quite liked this metaphoric view of the morning ritual from Herbert Lui: A good morning ritual needs to be flexible enough to adapt to these shifts. In order to do this, treat it like an opening ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saying Shoe To Bad Customers Read Saying Shoe To Bad Customers Me: "Thank you for calling [Company] service desk. How may I direct your call?" Caller: "How about you direct me to someone who knows where they f****** work at!" ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Was A Badge Decision Read That Was A Badge Decision Coworker: "This is not how we do things in [Her Country]." Manager: "We are not in [Her Country]. To work here, you have to—" Coworker: "—I won’t do it. It’s illegal....
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The More You Read, The Better It Gets Read The More You Read, The Better It Gets Customer's Mother: "I'd like to apologize for her actions yesterday. I didn't raise her to behave the way she behaved, but she's fallen in with a bad crow...
