Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Ceiling The Deal On Stupidity Read Ceiling The Deal On Stupidity I'm home with my teenage son, who is snacking on some Doritos. Mid-sentence, he goes: Son: "Oww!" Me: "What?" Son: "I ate down on a Dorito that was standing up. I...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pride And Joy Read Pride And Joy My friend and I are waiting at a bus stop in London during Pride. We're both decked out in rainbow shirts, and there are plenty of other people nearby wearing similar outfits. An...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dino-Mite Career Goals Read Dino-Mite Career Goals I was working the checkout line along with a coworker when a customer approached the counters. He was accompanied by his young son, whom I believed to be around three to...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was a teenager my dad took me to the [State] Folk Music Festival. It was outdoors at a park in a major city. My dad has known one of the performers for years. He spots the performer tal...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plagiarism? Citation Needed Read Plagiarism? Citation Needed Me: "Hi. I was wondering why I failed this assignment?" Teacher: *Flips to another page.* "Right here. You plagiarized this." Me: "It says "red, white, and blue." T...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I went to a Mediterranean food place near where I work for lunch. I’ve been to this location many times over the past few years and the service is usually quite good. Not so much this time. I’...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So this story makes more sense if you know about Captain Picard and the four lights. When I was five my family moved into a house with four lightbulbs in the kitchen, basically one in each cor...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a major chain Pharmacy as a pharmacy technician in the call center setting. ME: pharmacy technician (name) can I have the patients first and last name please Caller: gives first las...
Jun 27, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse It's our language now! A while back I related how I had been mocked by an English person for using the word “burglarize”. I ended by saying: Okay, whatever. Brits have been mocking the American language for centuries now...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m the author of this story (https://notalwaysright.com/teachers-are-supposed-to-protect-kids-from-bullies/354510/), this story (https://notalwaysright.com/the-fire-cant-get-you-if-the-asthma...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Let’s just say I am not the biggest fan of my brother-in-law for how he treats his siblings. What is that saying? If he has any haters, I would be dead. My husband planned to go to a concert w...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Look Past The Lobby And Make A Novel Discovery Read Look Past The Lobby And Make A Novel Discovery An older couple wanders in, obviously just browsing. They look at a few of the novelty items and then sit down for a coffee and a cupcake. The wi...
Jun 27, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse I owe my life to a 1913 road rage incident This is my great-grandfather, born Dominusz Andor in Szeged, Hungary in 1886. In the picture he is in Brooklyn, New York, probably sometime in the early 1950's. By 1911 Andor had moved from Hungary...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com An Open And Shut And Open And Shut And Open And Shut Case Read An Open And Shut And Open And Shut And Open And Shut Case When it's very slow, we let people decide where they want to sit. Customer: "Let me sit right here!" She chooses the table literally ...
Jun 27, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Gang-ondorf Read Gang-ondorf I saw a significantly older dude wearing a shirt with a Legend of Zelda Tri-Force symbol coloured in all green on it. I was surprised someone his age was familiar with Zelda, and s...
Jun 27, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Arthur Yesterday afternoon, I ended up picking up that cat, and it has been a nerve-wracking experience for him and me both. He's a six-year-old domestic shorthair named Arthur, and he is a nice little fe...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Ceiling Of Their Ability Is Low Read The Ceiling Of Their Ability Is Low Client: "Now, onto the ceiling boards. We're using about thirteen ceiling boards per house. How many will I need for the full project?" Me: "That's 6,500 sh...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bet You Money They Have A “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign At Home Read Bet You Money They Have A “Live, Laugh, Love” Sign At Home Coworker: "I'm not trying to be a b****—" Me: "—Oh, so it comes naturally, then?" She paused, glaring at me. She then appealed to the...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Meeting A Literal Bean Counter Read Meeting A Literal Bean Counter Customer: "Why is the grounded coffee the same price as the beans?" Me: "Well, they are both 500-gram bags, so it's an equal amount of coffee. The only differenc...
Jun 26, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Principle Ingredient Read The Principle Ingredient Me: "Hey, [New Guy], you're using olive oil in a vinaigrette instead of the canola the recipe uses." New Guy: "Yeah, I saw that, but olive oil tastes better." Me: "It ...
