Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Drawl The Line Read Drawl The Line Customer: "A ticket to Washington, DC." Ticket Booth Worker: "All right, one ticket to 'Warshington'." Customer: "There ain't no 'R' in Washington." Read Drawl The Line
Jul 30, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Bilddateiformate und Bildkompression Eine kleine Einführung, welche Bildformate man verwenden für was verwenden sollte und warum.
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Excuse Finally Backfired Read The Excuse Finally Backfired I handle scheduling for my company. We have (technically she's still employed with us) a person who has called off at the last minute with "emergencies" so many ti...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Went Somewhere Unexpected Read This Went Somewhere Unexpected Customer: "If I want twenty yards of this fabric, how much would it be with the discount?" Me: "Let me grab my calculator—" Customer: "—oh great, another idiot. ...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com More Staff Turnover Means Less Apple Turnovers Read More Staff Turnover Means Less Apple Turnovers Owner: "Why have you booked all these people over the next two weeks?" Me: "Because I'm on vacation." Owner: "Yes, but the place can be run by th...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Over-Easy To Confuse Read Over-Easy To Confuse I work at a ramen place. The customer prefaces their order by informing me that they are vegan. Cool. No problem. I inform them of the vegan options on our menu. Customer:...
Jul 30, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Baumaterial „finden“ Eine Siedlung im Untergrund ist besorgt über eine Baustelle in der Nähe, die für Erschütterungen sorgt.
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cutting Costs Costs Read Cutting Costs Costs While I'm enjoying most of day siesta, the entire line of business is burning down. Chat is so busy we have people waiting thirty minutes to speak with someone. Calls are s...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com There And Bag Again Read There And Bag Again A customer is buying about sixty-ish items. As we charge ten cents a bag, I'm obliged to ask as I start scanning: Me: "Would you like to purchase some bags?" Customer: "Oh,...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Matter Of Sea-Mantics Read A Matter Of Sea-Mantics Customer: "What kind of crab is the imitation crab?" Me: "Uh… It's whitefish and starch." Customer: "Oh… what kind of crab is that?" Read A Matter Of Sea-Mantics
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Phrases That Draw Blood Read Phrases That Draw Blood We're having a meeting, and the current discussion point is not important, but it led to me saying: Me: "We should be able to survive with just a slap on the wrist." A ...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Checkout Checkmate Read Checkout Checkmate Me: "Sir, I have told you multiple times, I can't honor this coupon." Customer: *Shouting.* "Then do something else for me, you useless piece of s***!" Read Checkout Checkmate
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Moving The Goalposts Read Moving The Goalposts My dad is a combo of being really into sports, really competitive, and really patriotic. When the US was announced as one of the host countries of the 2026 World Cup, he r...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder Read Beauty Is In The Eye Of The Beer Holder I'm working the bar and have just served a group of women. A guy comes over to them and says: Guy: "Women only call me ugly until they find out how much...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The D-Lightful Mistake Read The D-Lightful Mistake I was a cashier at a grocery store, and we had something called a "Deal of the Week" we offered every customer at checkout. So this group of three twenty-ish-year-old wo...
Jul 30, 2026 from The Jaxson 12 free things to do in Jacksonville 1. Big and Little Talbot Island State Park State Road A1A between Amelia Island and the Mayport Ferry For nature lovers and outdoor adventurers alike, Big Talbot Island and Little Talbot Island Sta...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (About 10 years ago I was considering tattoo ideas for when I turned 18. A friends of a friend was an artist and I saw a lot of her work online. She had a cutesy, semi-cartoonish art style I l...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was talking to a coworker who had immigrated to the US from Vietnam years before. She told me how she’d had a daughter a year or so after her move. Friend: I wanted to give my daughter an Am...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My Mother (retired by now) has known her best friend since they visited vocational school together. She’s also Vegetarian for several Decades. Her Friend Invited her over for Dinner. She wrote...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Curse Of The Flip Flopper Read The Curse Of The Flip Flopper I grab the butter and as we are turning the corner to head to the registers, 'SLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAPSLAP.' Woman: *Visibly out of breath.* "HEY! STOP RUNNING FROM M...
