Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Free Meal ≠ Free For All Read Free Meal ≠ Free For All Customer: "I have a free meal card! This was one meal for all of us! It should be free!" The server stiffens up and politely explains. Server: "That isn’t how it works...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Read Can You A-Ford To Sell Like That? Across the aisle is the electronics section, where a young man is calling out to people trying to sell phone plans with a major provider. I overhear him reach...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Losing None Of The Magic Read Losing None Of The Magic Guest: "I flew all this f****** way—" Cast Member: "—Sir, I would like to gently remind you that this is a family-friendly park and—" Guest: "—I don't care! I flew all...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Parme-sham Read Parme-sham Some guy ordered the cheese plate for dessert, so I brought it over and started rattling off the cheeses at lightning speed. I looked at the last cheese on the plate, and I didn't r...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30 Read No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 30 A customer arrives at the hotel at about 11 AM. Customer: "Here for check-in!" Me: "Check-in is at 2 PM, ma'am. Your room isn't ready yet." Customer: "No! I...
Feb 12, 2026 from Matthew Brunelle's Blog Braunshittification When the OEM shaver heads on the Series 7 are just as poor as counterfeits.
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Laptop Flop, Part 44 Read Laptop Flop, Part 44 Me: "This laptop had 6GB of RAM, and you said you were only using it for email and browsing social media." Customer: "Yes, but my son said I needed more, so he installed i...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Managerial Monday Madness Read Managerial Monday Madness Manager: "Those are the hours you're scheduled for. You can make them work, or you're fired." Coworker: "Done." Manager: "...What?" Read Managerial Monday Madness
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Time I Blacked Out And Fixed The Plane Read That Time I Blacked Out And Fixed The Plane Passenger: "Hey, they are asking if anyone is willing to move so a mom can sit with her kid." Me: "Huh, okay, whatever, do we need to move?" Passeng...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blinkers Before Thinkers Read Blinkers Before Thinkers Me: "The car ahead has its blinkers on." I don't know how he does it, but I could hear the eye roll in his response. Son: "It's not even movin—" Me: "—STOP!" Read Blin...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Armed With Culture Shocks Read Armed With Culture Shocks At one point, we're walking past a major central street to head to where the horse guards are. In doing so, we pass Downing Street. Friend's Dad: "Why is that road lo...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Family That Beeps Together Read The Family That Beeps Together A trio swoops in: a grandmother, a mother, and a little girl who’s maybe four, all clearly on an Exciting Family Shopping Adventure. Their cart is packed. They p...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Foster Parents Have A Sole Responsibility Read Foster Parents Have A Sole Responsibility Customer: "It ain't buy one get one free?!" Me: "No, ma'am." *I point to the very clear sign.* "It's buy one, get one half off." Customer: "Return thi...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Today, my family and I went to a local family restaurant we enjoy. Two of us had gotten our meal by now, and we were enjoying it, but the waiter came by to let us know that the third had been ...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My wife and I were driving home from the hardware store with a bucket full of pink paint with which to paint a room in our house. We had to stop abruptly when a teenager on a skateboard dashed...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This happened a couple of years ago. I was in the break room, reading about the Greek War of Independence on my phone. I was interested because I know quite a bit about Greek history and toda...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com At Least They Told The Tooth Read At Least They Told The Tooth Older Woman: "Ma'am, I think I found a piece of tooth in my coleslaw." She is holding out this tiny piece of something. I pick it up and examine it, and lo and beh...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was eight, my mother cheated on my dad. They separated a few months later, and she moved with her lover, which she eventually married after some years. You have now to imagine the worst...
Feb 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (Our pastor is giving a sermon and using customer service as an example.) Pastor: “Because ‘The customer is always… right, right?” Me: “Baloney.” (The youth pastor turns around to grin and lau...
