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Jun 01, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Star Trek: Nemesis – Or, How To Kill a Franchise In Two Hours On the floor of the Romulan Senate, a momentous offer is under debate: an attempt by Shinzon (Tom Hardy), ruler of the twin world Remus, home of the Reman pariah class, to forge an alliance between...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bag To Differ Read Bag To Differ Me: "Would you like this candy in the bag or would you like it outside the bag?" Customer: "Yeah." Me: "Was that inside or outside? Sorry." Customer: "Yeah." Read Bag To Differ
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Ice, No Filter Read No Ice, No Filter Me: "A coffee ice blended without ice, please." Barista: "Long day, hun?" Me: "Huh?" Read No Ice, No Filter
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Boulevard Of Broken Calls Read Boulevard Of Broken Calls First Caller: "My mother called me and said she’s being harassed by an aggressive driver. Send the police." Me: "Where is she?" First Caller: "Main Street." Which, as...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Kids Are Not Alright Read The Kids Are Not Alright Me: "That's $6." He hands me a five-dollar bill. Me: "I need one more." Customer: "That's all I got." Read The Kids Are Not Alright
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Plate Expectations Read Plate Expectations Me: "Excellent, I think that's all I need to register the car." Agent #1: "Isn't there another question you'd like to ask?" Me: "...I don't think so. It sounds like there sh...
Jun 01, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Das Glitzerding in der Wand In der Wand ist ein Glitzerding. Nini will es haben.
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You Heard “The Boss” And Assumed “THE Boss” Read When You Heard “The Boss” And Assumed “THE Boss” I'm working the drive-thru at a Starbucks. A woman pulls up, and I ask what I can get her. Customer: "Is Howard there? He'll know!" Me: "I'm af...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Check Yourself Before Check-In Read Check Yourself Before Check-In Twenty minutes later... I get a call from the other hotel's front desk. In a super snarky tone, she starts yapping: Other Hotel's Front Desk: "You just had a gue...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fourth Sign Of The Apocalypse Read The Fourth Sign Of The Apocalypse Customer: "In the short walk from your entrance to this counter, I have seen that sign three times." She points to a sign behind the counter that says: Sign: ...
Jun 01, 2026 from riz#000000me No Way?! This is my submission for the June 2026 IndieWeb Carnival. The theme is “No way!?”, hosted by Alex Hsu.
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Limited Supply Of Understanding Read A Limited Supply Of Understanding A couple walks over to me, with the husband looking really upset. The husband asks me about an item he can't find. Me: "I'm sorry, sir, but we have sold out o...
Jun 01, 2026 from Peter's Path Monthly update #0433 • May 2026 Posts The following posts were written last month. Books Who Is Jesus? by R.C. Sproul Truths We Confess by R.C. Sproul The Iliad by Homer Suicidal Empathy by Gad Saad Christianity Ascension Day Pen...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves Read Unloading Bigotry Off The Shelves Coworker: "Yo, guess who I saw this weekend?" Me: "No idea." Coworker: "You. Downtown. Holding hands." Me: "...Okay?" Coworker: "With another dude." Read Unlo...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells Read The Emissions Are Zero And So Are The Brain Cells I'm selling electric vehicles when they're still quite new and novel. Customer: "How far will it go?" Me: "About a hundred miles on a full cha...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hay There, It’s An Emergency Read Hay There, It’s An Emergency Sometime around 2010, my mom called me at work. She usually texts me, but tells me if she ever has to call, it’s urgent. I'm about to go into a meeting, but I took...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Running Commentary Read Running Commentary Voice: "Come on! You can do it! Go for it!" The runners started looking around: no one. Runner #1: "What was that?!" Runner #2: "Where did that come from?!" Read Running Com...
Jun 01, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be Read Not The Signature Move You Thought It Was Going To Be In the days before chip and PIN, I worked as a cashier. Me: "Please sign your receipt here." Customer: "If I don't sign it, you can't char...
