Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work at an independent bookstore that focuses on curated titles — literature, philosophy, history, and some niche nonfiction. We’re known for our knowledgeable staff and for offering a perso...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Doesn’t Like Your Two Cents Read Doesn’t Like Your Two Cents She hands me five letters with the old postage. Me: "I can't post these as they are, ma'am, as they have the old postage." I explain the price increase. Customer: "...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It’s about 1am and we have started totally dismantling our produce department. Most of the shelves along the walls are empty and we’ve gathered what little produce we’re keeping out into the i...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in aquatics, so we often have people calling to register or get information for programs… a job that requires us to use a phone and a computer at the same time. Around a month ago the c...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Food For Thought Requires Having A Thought Read Food For Thought Requires Having A Thought Customer: "Yeah, let me get a biscuit and gravy." Me: "Alrighty, what else for you today?" Customer: "Can you explain that to me?" Read Food For Thou...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Questions That Leave You Stumped Read Questions That Leave You Stumped Customer: "So, how are the pizzas baked?" Me: "In our firewood oven." Customer: "Is the firewood all natural?" Me: "As opposed to…?" Read Questions That Leave ...
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Close Up Encounters Read Close Up Encounters Customer: "I got this phone here because I was told it was good at taking pictures and zooming in." Me: "That's right, the phone is known for being good at those functions....
Jul 30, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Spamageddon Read Spamageddon Each and every step of the ticket sends an email, so one ticket can generate over ten emails, with the email stating that something has updated but not showing what it is, so you h...
Jul 30, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Crown of Shit When I get depressed, it's much easier to forget what matters, usually because of the anguish that comes from it. Sometimes there are triggers, but many times it's nothing; it's just an unpredictab...
Jul 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Kind Of Entitlement Gets A Frosty Reception Read This Kind Of Entitlement Gets A Frosty Reception Caller: "And why not?! I am the wife of a doctor, and it's my job to ensure he has a comfortable home to come home to after a day spent saving ...
Jul 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Bag Judgment Read Bag Judgment I'm an assistant store manager at a luxury handbag store. One day, a longtime customer comes in looking for a discontinued color from last year's collection. We don't have any lef...
Jul 29, 2026 from Improve Something Today Podcast episode No. 0046: What the heck is Brian up to? A professional update, some new things, a request for listeners, and a reading.
Jul 29, 2026 from Improve Something Today Podcast episode No. 0046: What the heck is Brian up to? A professional update, some new things, a request, and a reading.
Jul 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Use Your Noodle! Read Use Your Noodle! Customer: "What kind of spaghetti is in the spaghetti all'astice e gamberi?" Me: "That's… spaghetti, sir." Customer: "Yes, but what kind of spaghetti?" Read Use Your Noodle!
Jul 29, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Der Vogelschutzbund Siobhan wird fast von einem Vogelschutzbund zwangsrekrutiert.
Jul 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Silencing This Issue Read Silencing This Issue Call Center Agent: "Oh, I see that the account was originally set up by [Husband's Name]." Me: "…That's right." Call Center Agent: "If he's available, I can speak to him a...
Jul 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Roll For Deception Read Roll For Deception A customer has been trying to return an item that is way outside our return policy (and is even an item we can't usually accept returns on anyway). Then the customer tried t...
Jul 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com iRan Over It Read iRan Over It She put in a support ticket that morning with a problem that everyone in IT could not believe. We were all literally crowded in one office to hear this phone call. That morning, s...
Jul 29, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People NEED To Be Jerks Read Some People NEED To Be Jerks Me: "Can I see the receipt, sir?" Customer: "I knew you were gonna ask for that. I threw it in the trash." Me: "Uh, well we do need to see it for—" Customer: "—So,...
