Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Repo-cussions Read Repo-cussions Me: "Why, what happened to your car?" Friend: "It was stolen!" Me: "Oh no! Did you report it to the police?" Friend: "Yeah, but they were useless! They said my car's been repo'd,...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Screening Callers Read Screening Callers We fix phone screens. Caller: "I need you to fix my window screen." Me: "Window, as in a window… on a house?" Read Screening Callers
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Ever since I can remember, my older brothers were big time show-offs. In school they were the cocky and popular star athletes who also got good marks. They would have a new girl on their arms ...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Names Have Been Replaced With Places(Holders) Read Names Have Been Replaced With Places(Holders) When I was at University, I once had a housemate whose surname in Italian sounded like it was stating the place he came from. To make it understan...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Anal-gesic Read Anal-gesic Patient: "Well, yeah, the pills I got last time were huge! I have to break them in half to swallow them!" Read Anal-gesic
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read As my dad worked for the German ambassy, I used to live in the United Arab Emirates and went to a German school there. As the school was pretty much made up only of the children from the peopl...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read We went to Albania for a holiday, and being our first time, I pre-booked a taxi from the airport through a travel provider. On the day before we flew, the taxi company got in touch and asked f...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Suite Smell Of Full Occupancy Read The Suite Smell Of Full Occupancy Me: "Sir, we're completely sold out. We're at 100% occupancy. I quite literally do not have any more rooms to sell. Unfortunately, I can't take a walk-in at t...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Customer: Can you tell me what screws I need to hang this mirror? Me: No problem let me just look at the packaging. (I see that all the fittings are included in the box) Me: It looks like all ...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work for a small city Council, one way we try to keep our citizens informed of what is going on etc is by a weekly email that people can sign up to. My department doesn’t often put anything ...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Binding Agreement Read A Binding Agreement I had a guy come in with a printed copy of his online basket from our website, mostly binders, not yet purchased. Customer: "I need you to beat this price." Me: "I can't, s...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read A coworker in Payroll has just gotten off the phone with one of our employees. Coworker: That guy was yelling at me “HOW AM I GOING TO BUY BREAD?”. I feel like that was an oddly specific compl...
Mar 23, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Full Tank Of Competence Read A Full Tank Of Competence Me: "Hi, I'll get fifty in [fuel type]. I'm the blue [Toyota] on pump six." Cashier: *Blinks.* Me: "Everything okay?" Cashier: "You… read the sign to pay inside." Rea...
Mar 23, 2026 from Noahie's Blog The Pursuit Last night, I was reminded of this clip from Slavoj Žižek where he discusses the futility of happiness. To summarize, he says that happiness is an "unethical category" because people think they wan...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Bank With Fringe Benefits Read The Bank With Fringe Benefits Caller: "Yeah, so I got a haircut today, and I don't like it." Me: "I'm sorry, ma'am, but you're calling [Bank]." Caller: "Yeah, I know. I paid for the haircut us...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Subbing The Coupon For A Free Sub Read No Subbing The Coupon For A Free Sub Customer: "I have a coupon for a free sandwich." Cashier: "Great, may I see it?" Customer: "But I don't know where it is." Cashier: "So... you don't have a...
Mar 22, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Uncle Susan Graffiti in Carroll Gardens "UNCLE SUSAN" graffiti tag sighting on a sign post on the periperhy of Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn.
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eggsplosive Breakfast Read Eggsplosive Breakfast Manager: "He picks up trash, I give him a free food thing, it's all approved, don't worry about it." Read Eggsplosive Breakfast
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wrong Spin On It Read The Wrong Spin On It Caller: "Do you repair washing machines?" Me: "No, ma'am, we don't." Caller: "But you're listed as a machine shop!" Me: "Our business fabricates metal parts for various ma...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hard Drive A Hard Bargain Read Hard Drive A Hard Bargain Customer: "I'll offer you $40 cash, no more." When cheapskates try this, I'm supposed to call the store owner over straight away. Owner: "No. Just no. You knew what t...
