Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eggsplosive Breakfast Read Eggsplosive Breakfast Manager: "He picks up trash, I give him a free food thing, it's all approved, don't worry about it." Read Eggsplosive Breakfast
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wrong Spin On It Read The Wrong Spin On It Caller: "Do you repair washing machines?" Me: "No, ma'am, we don't." Caller: "But you're listed as a machine shop!" Me: "Our business fabricates metal parts for various ma...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hard Drive A Hard Bargain Read Hard Drive A Hard Bargain Customer: "I'll offer you $40 cash, no more." When cheapskates try this, I'm supposed to call the store owner over straight away. Owner: "No. Just no. You knew what t...
Mar 22, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Zim’s Invasion Blueprints: A Rough Guide To the NNYverse Jhonen Vasquez hit his highest level of cultural prominence with Invader Zim, a Nickelodeon cartoon which benefitted from his distinctive artistic aesthetic and playfully overexcitable style. Overs...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com CSI: Customer Shopping Interruption Read CSI: Customer Shopping Interruption In the morning, my manager told me to show up to my shift as usual, so I got there at 8:30 AM, and the police were parked outside, there’s broken glass ever...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Offline Parenting Read Offline Parenting Me: "What is the big f****** deal about looking it up on their website?" Dad: "Only nerdy-a** tech geeks who can't get girlfriends use the internet. It's not a real thing for...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I’m Looking For An Answer, It’s Blue Read I’m Looking For An Answer, It’s Blue I'm in a book club, and five of us entered as a team in a local quiz evening. One question should have been an absolute steal for us, but... Read I’m Looki...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Cherry On Top Read The Cherry On Top I'm eating in a diner, and there's a large sign next to the menu: Sign: "Food will not be remade if you've eaten more than two bites of it." Me: *Talking to the waitress whil...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read What follows is an account of the single greatest moment of human togetherness I think I will ever experience: About twenty years ago, I was a freshman in high school (I think that’s Year 9, f...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story: https://notalwaysright.com/beating-the-bonus-out-of-that-boss/351415/ reminds me of something that happened at my own company. We are a service company: salesagent makes an offer t...
Mar 22, 2026 from Galaxy Garden Weekly Recap: 22 March 2026 Eid al-Fitr 2026 Permalink to section 'Eid al-Fitr 2026' # Happy Eid al-Fitr to those who celebrate! While I am not a Muslim, I live in a majorly-Muslim country, so Eid al-Fitr is an official holid...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have two friends who recently come out as trans-female, though only one is publicly out and both still look rather masculine. We’re supportive but still adjusting after a decade of thinking ...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My dad was born in 1946 and didn’t have kids until he was in his 40’s, so I, an elder millennial, grew up learning a lot of old jokes, references, TV shows, music, and so on. People have alway...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In reading the pizza tales, I was reminded of this one. I was in high school back in the 1990s and decided to partake of the lunch buffet of a national pizza chain. I walk inside and politely ...
Mar 22, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My mom has recently had a small informal marriage ceremony with her long-term boyfriend. I am visiting from college for the first time since she did so, and am alone in the room with her now ...
Mar 22, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-03-22 The World The Iran conflict enters its fourth week! Trump calls allies cowards for not helping open the Strait of Hormuz. Gas prices are terrible. Trump has given a 48-hour ultimatum to open the st...
Mar 22, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Burnout Phase Divine Liturgy was great today, thanks for asking. I had a really good thought while I was out on my patio earlier, and I wanted to make it the central theme of today's entry, but when I sat down a...
Mar 21, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com From AAA To A Penny Read From AAA To A Penny Customer: "Okay, so I'll take twenty bucks for this one." Gets out another old game. Customer: "Twenty-five for this one." After another game, I stop him: Me: "Buddy, that ...
Mar 21, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Pas mal non ? C'est français A quick look at the French AI sloperator Mistral AI
Mar 21, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Pas mal non ? C'est français A quick look at the French AI sloperator Mistral AI
