May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com These People Graduated From Law School… Read These People Graduated From Law School… I got a phone call today from a lawyer. She is complaining that she has a video link legal conference, and she can see her client, but can’t hear them. ...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Resolution To The Resolution Read A Resolution To The Resolution Well, to my dad, anything that went wrong on the computer was my fault because I was on it all the time, and he would always tell me: Dad: "If you don't know how...
May 16, 2026 from Chuniversiteit I’m not sure what to make of Google’s Pixel 10 Pro The Pixel 10 Pro is supposed to be Google’s flagship phone, but it certainly doesn’t feel like one.
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cruising For A Playdate Read Cruising For A Playdate I turned to see a woman rounding the corner, pushing her own handle-driven toddler-mobile, except hers was in the shape of a car that the kid could sit in. A bit unexpe...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Middle Ground Read No Middle Ground Caller: "I'd like a salad to go. What sizes do you have?" Me: "We have small and large." Caller: "I'll take a medium." Read No Middle Ground
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was in my early twenties, I came down with a case of strep throat so bad it landed me in the ER. It started out like an ordinary sore throat. It was the middle of winter, and it was a v...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com New Degrees Of Bureaucracy Read New Degrees Of Bureaucracy I moved from the UK to Switzerland to do my doctorate. As part of the process, I get a letter stating that I need to do some modules to "catch up" my knowledge, with...
May 16, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Goodbye Search Console Warum ich Google Search Console nicht mehr nutze und warum ich es überhaupt genutzt habe.
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read It was around 6pm and I was waiting in line at the pharmacy to pick up my medication. The pharmacy closes at 7:30PM so there is always a long line for pick up with the after work crowd. As a I...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read The one button on my Nintendo 3DS was sticking so I decided to take it to a local repair shop to get it fixed. Guy takes a look at it, takes it in for repair, and tells me to come back in a we...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My son has another kid in his class with the same first name. Teachers and other students refer to them in class by their name and first initial, so if my son was (say) John Smith and the othe...
May 16, 2026 from bearblog Anker PowerConf C200: a case study in webcam security theatre The Anker PowerConf C200 webcam looks like a good security choice at first, with triple-layered defences against hackers invading your privacy. However, this doesn't bear out in reality.
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I work in admin support for a major business school, assisting the staff who assist the faculty in delivering courses. There’s a woman who’s been in the same exact role for twenty years and st...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read My girlfriend (female) and I (also female, 2 years younger) always have our cars’ service/tire changes/etc. done at the same small local workshop. At this point, we’ve been going to this works...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Underdressed For Success Read Underdressed For Success Customer: "Why is that ringing up as full price? You have a sale on!" Me: "The sale is only on outerwear, madam." Customer: "Bras are outerwear, so are included in the...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Blast From The Immediate Past Read Blast From The Immediate Past One night, about ten minutes after the fireworks ended, I had a guest come up to me and ask: Guest: "What time will the fireworks be?" Read Blast From The Immedia...
May 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mint Condition… Kinda Read Mint Condition… Kinda Owner: "You know how to make a mint mojito, right? You have bar experience." Me: "I do, but we don't have any mint." Owner: "Yeah, we do! Follow me." Read Mint Condition…...
May 16, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Piss On Concrete I've been thrown the fuck off. I am feeling formulaic, creatively destitute. No matter; these things are part of it all, and in my mind's eye—a small glimmer of light will shine and show me the way...
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No PAL, No NTSC, Just LP Read No PAL, No NTSC, Just LP A young guy comes over holding a vinyl album: Customer: "Is this region specific?" Me: "Region specific? You mean, like region locked?" Read No PAL, No NTSC, Just LP
May 15, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Life Of Brian Read The Life Of Brian Brian: *Out of nowhere, to the entire office, but directly at no one.* "If we smelled with our hands instead of our noses, imagine how differently designed the world would be...
