Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Good Manners Should Be Parcel For The Course Read Good Manners Should Be Parcel For The Course We arrived back home fine and finally got Internet, and a stream of emails hit my phone. The order still had not arrived, and the last email said t...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Hopefully, He Won’t Try THAT Again Read Hopefully, He Won’t Try THAT Again Cashier: "Is that everything for you today?" Guy: "Nah, can I get your phone number?" [Cashier] proceeds to LAUGH AT HIM. Loud, hard, gleeful. Read Hopefully...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com At This Rate Never Pick A Fight With Any Old Woman…, Part 4 Read At This Rate Never Pick A Fight With Any Old Woman…, Part 4 Then one day she starts dating [Girlfriend]. Now [Girlfriend] is abusive and downright mean. She is mean to my aunt in front of us, ...
Mar 17, 2026 from The Universe of Discourse Did Ahmes find the best expansions for 2/n? A couple of years back I was discussing the Rhind Mathematical Papyrus (RMP). It includes a table expressing as a sum $$\frac1{a_1}+\frac1{a_2}+\dots+\frac1{a_k} $$ fractions with numerator 1 (“uni...
Mar 17, 2026 from BEEW Secondhand Minds On the theft of original thought and my fury at those who caused it. There are many times throughout the day when I purposely put my phone down, leave it in the car, keep it in my pocket. Small act...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Toot Your Own Horn Read Don’t Toot Your Own Horn My dad was having car trouble and was blocking a guy in a convertible with "two gorgeous girls in it" (his words). As my dad is trying to start his car, Mr. Convertib...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Due Process Meets Due Payment Read Due Process Meets Due Payment Me: "I can see that the charge is for a late payment fee from the previous month." Caller: "I was late by like, a day, but I paid it." Me: "Payment was made nine ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read In my junior year of high school, I had this one geology class that I really enjoyed. Towards the end of the school year, the teacher was absent and we had a substitute. He was, without a doub...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com We Wish We Hadn’t Heard That Read We Wish We Hadn’t Heard That One of the attendees searches in his bag and sighs: Attendee #1: "Oh gosh, I have forgotten my earplugs! Does anyone have a spare pair?" Read We Wish We Hadn’t Hea...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read For our sophomore honors English class we had a woman teacher who for some reason was very hard on the guys in the class. There were only 4 of us, plus about 15-20 girls. The 4 guys had to sit...
Mar 17, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Rollenspielszenen: Wiedersehensfreude Nini hat Sprinkle lange nicht gesehen und freut sich, als er plötzlich auftaucht.
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m at a convention, signing books at a table with another author, who I hadn’t met previously. A friend comes up to me. Friend: How was the (convention) dance last night? Me: It was okay. Som...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors Read The Pricing Structure Is Just Smoking And Mirrors Me: "That'll be [total]." Customer #1: *Dramatic.* "How much?! I can get them cheaper down the road on [corner]!" Me: *Remember the direction ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read So I have a co worker who is well a little bit gullible. Everytime he watches a conspiracy theory video on you tube, he believes it. It doesn’t matter what it is or even how far fetched it is....
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Not A (Day)Care In The World Read Not A (Day)Care In The World Me: "Are we gonna let this happen, or are we allowed to step up?" Coworker: "No use. They never listen. We'll deal with it later; it's literally not worth it." Rea...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (This interaction was so cute, I just had to share it with everyone. I’m in the elevator, and there’s a grandmother carrying a little girl in front of me. Grandma is facing the doors, so the l...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Welcome to another episode of the Chronicles of Joe. Hopefully you have read part 1 that I submitted where I talk about his childhood/teenage years. If you haven’t well Joe is proud to be the ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cart Be Bothered Read Cart Be Bothered A customer has just checked out and has left her cart at my register. As she's walking away: Me: "Ma’am, you forgot something." She looked at me like I had just insulted her. ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread Read Like Butter Scraped Over Too Much Bread Caller: "Wait, why are you charging me for 130 people?" Manager: "Didn't you say the job was for 130 people?" Caller: "Yeah, but… instead of increasing ...
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Room For Misinterpretation Read Room For Misinterpretation Me: "Good evening, this is [My Name] from the front desk. One of my colleagues will deliver your [item] right away, but they did let me know there is a Do Not Distur...
