Mar 17, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal BLOB DYLAN Board in Williamsburg I came across a new BLOB DYLAN tag in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
Mar 17, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Resorting To Retorting About Extorting Read Resorting To Retorting About Extorting When the time came to pay the bill, the public body that hired me was late. It happens, but as a small business owner, I can't afford for clients to be l...
Mar 17, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Guardian Angel Yesterday I got sick again and slept all day. Thankfully, I woke up this morning feeling a bit better, but I still don't feel the best. When I have these periods of sickness and I sleep for most of...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Fully Public Reading Read A Fully Public Reading One day, I went up to the second floor to pull holds, and heard someone having an extremely... unfiltered... conversation. As I walked towards the back of the second flo...
Mar 16, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Atlanta Hawks’ Cancelled “Magic City” Night An NBA team planned to hold a promotional night featuring a strip club. I have thoughts even after the event was mercifully cancelled.
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Like Herding Stray Carts Read It’s Like Herding Stray Carts Me: "While I'm off dealing with this, can you collect the stray carts from the parking lot?" Kid: "Uh.... why?" Me: "Because someone has to, and it's not somethin...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Grave Miscommunication Read Grave Miscommunication Caller: "Yes, I've walked past, and I can see there has been a break-in!" Me: "Right... Do you mean some kind of building, maybe the church itself?" Caller: "NO, there w...
Mar 16, 2026 from Saeed Esmaili Treat your morning ritual like an opening chess move I quite liked this metaphoric view of the morning ritual from Herbert Lui: A good morning ritual needs to be flexible enough to adapt to these shifts. In order to do this, treat it like an opening ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Saying Shoe To Bad Customers Read Saying Shoe To Bad Customers Me: "Thank you for calling [Company] service desk. How may I direct your call?" Caller: "How about you direct me to someone who knows where they f****** work at!" ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That Was A Badge Decision Read That Was A Badge Decision Coworker: "This is not how we do things in [Her Country]." Manager: "We are not in [Her Country]. To work here, you have to—" Coworker: "—I won’t do it. It’s illegal....
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The More You Read, The Better It Gets Read The More You Read, The Better It Gets Customer's Mother: "I'd like to apologize for her actions yesterday. I didn't raise her to behave the way she behaved, but she's fallen in with a bad crow...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Lawyer Gets A Ringing Endorsement! Read This Lawyer Gets A Ringing Endorsement! Legal Assistant: "There was a typo on [Lawyer]'s business cards. Instead of a three in his phone number, it has a two, which is your number. If you rece...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Only Thing You’re Being Served Is Consequences Read The Only Thing You’re Being Served Is Consequences I work in a mall food court. We get a lot of special needs customers, so we let them take their time and order on their own. A couple of them...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Generally Admitting That They’re Idiots Read Generally Admitting That They’re Idiots Customer: "Four general admission tickets." Me: "Unfortunately, we're sold out on the floor. We have some canceled house tickets in the balcony, so the ...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Office Needs A One Bite Policy Read The Office Needs A One Bite Policy Coworker: "You took a bite out of every sandwich there?" Intern: "Yeah, but it's no big deal, they all taste horrible anyway." Read The Office Needs A One Bi...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Closing Time? Scratch That! Read Closing Time? Scratch That! Me: "Hey! We're closed." Customer: "You can close when I go." Me: "No, we're already closed, get out." Read Closing Time? Scratch That!
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Another One Bytes The Bus Read Another One Bytes The Bus Brother-In-Law: "What is it?! What's wrong!?" Me: "You have…" *Counts.* "…nine toolbars in your browser stacked like Jenga. This thing is a little computer virus colo...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Logic Has Gone Extinct Read Logic Has Gone Extinct Me: "As for me, I'm fascinated by the historic nature of myths. My thesis is actually about the idea of dragons developing over time." Friend Of Friend: "Is that a bit l...
Mar 16, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com This Scam Would Have Benefitted From Twenty-Twenty Vision Read This Scam Would Have Benefitted From Twenty-Twenty Vision I am at the register, and I give the customer his change. Customer: "Hey! I paid with two twenties!" Me: "Sir, your total was $17." Re...
