Mar 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Pizzas So Thin And Crispy They Can SNAP Read Pizzas So Thin And Crispy They Can SNAP Customer: "This isn’t what I ordered, not even close." Me: "We're slammed tonight, so it was probably misheard. I do apologize. We can get that remade f...
Mar 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Underhanded About Underwear Read Underhanded About Underwear Two guys, easily mid-to-late thirties, come in and beeline straight for me. Guy #1: "Where's the underwear department?" Me: "Fourth floor." Guy #2: "No, that's the ...
Mar 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Snow Way Corporate Are Gonna Learn From This Read Snow Way Corporate Are Gonna Learn From This Manager: "Yeah, so I can't get in for my shift. The freeway closed." Me: "No s***. So, do I close up and go home?" Manager: "What gave you that ide...
Mar 14, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Strength Training This week has been marked particularly by fatigue. While not out of the ordinary for me, it's always frustrating to run into my own limitations. I was only able to hit the gym twice this week, on T...
Mar 13, 2026 from The Autodidacts Curation and its side effects Some fundamentals about how it works, and what to do when it doesn't
Mar 13, 2026 from Previous Magazine Invest in Portugal: Everything About the Golden Visa Program If you’ve been thinking about making the move to Portugal, you may want to do it through the Residence Permit for Investment Activity (ARI), also known as the Golden Visa. This is quickly becoming ...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 40 Read Some People Just Want To Watch The World Burn, Part 40 He throws the thirty-pound bag on the counter, like he actually threw it, so it was pretty loud, catching the attention of other customer...
Mar 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Addicted to my phone again... I'm addicted to my phone. We're all a little addicted. What can be done?
Mar 13, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Addicted to my phone again... I'm addicted to my phone. We're all a little addicted. What can be done?
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Yeehaw, Figaro! Read Yeehaw, Figaro! Every time someone complains about the station being switched to country, said manager tried to figure out how make us beg to get back to country by trying to find a music stat...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3 Read Getting Loony Over A Loonie, Part 3 Me: "Ma'am, your total is six dollars, and you gave me ten. I'm doing simple math." Customer: "Why don’t you go back to school? Clearly, you’re too stupid f...
Mar 13, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Anleitung: SVG-Dateien optimieren Ich rede immer davon, SVG-Dateien zu optimieren, aber wie macht man das eigentlich?
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Eau No Read Eau No As I'm walking towards the game store, I pass one of the little booths in the middle of the mall walkway, and this lady working there spritzes me with something heavily cotton candy sce...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Not Fall For Such A Cookie Cutter Scam Read Will Not Fall For Such A Cookie Cutter Scam Manager: "That the same jerk from last week?" Me: "Yup." Manager: "Okay, new rule for that guy. Repeat every order he gives back to him, and ask if ...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations Read Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations In our building, all of the other departments were allowed to wear blue jeans on Fridays. My manager decided that our department had to wear busin...
Mar 13, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 11/2026 It’s been a hectic week. Most of the things I had planned have been done, but there are always things left to do! Visas are here. All of us got 3-year multiple-entry travel visas. Maybe we can make...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Read Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Manager: "Why have the contractors been given three days to paint the bathrooms? They could do that in one and a half, easy." Me: "Just you wait and see."...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Read Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Customer: "Oh, now you’re ready for us?!" I should add that I’m extremely affable, friendly, and quick to smile, all of which they had received to this p...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Write-Up On The Wall Read The Write-Up On The Wall Me: "You need to fire this guy. He is ALWAYS late and is not getting the information he needs. He’s going to be a problem for you and a danger to our clients." Supervi...
