May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com If You Thought You Were In Trouble Before… Read If You Thought You Were In Trouble Before… I'm an EMT here. Our dispatcher got a call late one evening, a little voice on the line: Caller: "My name's Zack, I'm four years old, I'm in trouble....
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My friend is an aspiring author who is on “first novel” number five. For unknown reasons he keeps trashing all his progress and starting from scratch, changing the entire story and even genre...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I take the bus to work every day from a rural location, but I have to switch buses at the central bus hub downtown. The next bus is usually twenty-three minutes later so we commuters stand at ...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Cents-less To Moan About It Read It’s Cents-less To Moan About It I'm doing a cash delivery. The total amount is $19.78. I knock on the door, and the customer opens it; I see a $20 bill in his hand. Me: "How are you tonight? ...
May 13, 2026 from Chronicles of Miss Miseria [dVerse] May 12th - A Room that Misremembers its Windows A Room that Misremembers its WindowsIn the stitched room,the window does not promise escape.The window is not open.The window is performing openness.It offers a square of greenheld in place by pati...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Several years ago, I lived alone with my dog. At the time, my dog was about 5 or 6 years old. She is a very sweet rescue pit bull. For the sake of this story, you need to know two things about...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Either everyone in my 28-year-old brother-in-law’s life wants him to shut up about not having a girlfriend or really, really, REALLY hate their supposed friends. At this point, I cannot tell. ...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com No Ifs And Buts If It Has Touched Butts Read No Ifs And Buts If It Has Touched Butts I'm paying at the counter at a large clothing store. There's a sign up, bold and prominent, saying: Sign: "We cannot accept returns on underwear and int...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This is a bit of a morbid story, but it has some humor in it! So when I was about 7, I had a 17-18 year old neighbor we will call John Bean. I spoke with a lisp and tend to ramble, and everyon...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com How Did This Person Get A Mortgage To Begin With?! Read How Did This Person Get A Mortgage To Begin With?! Customer: "So when can I get this remortgage all done and dusted?" Me: "It usually takes four to six weeks, provided we have—" Customer: "—hu...
May 13, 2026 from Roy Tang Weeknotes 2026-05-17 The World Crazy, crazy week for local politics over here in the PH. The VP has been impeached by the HOR for the second time. While this was happening, a Senate coup occured, with the VP's allies t...
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Cents-less Case Read A Cents-less Case Customer: "Um, you're advertising it as a dollar. If you're charging $1.10, that's illegal!" Me: "That's the price with tax." I know it's annoying, but this woman spoke with ...
May 13, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Blogging Promises, Schedules, and Burnout On how to establish a sort of blogging/online writing rhythm or routine while avoiding what the kids call "burnout" or ruining one's enjoyment of his or her online writing endeavor.
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com They’ve Been Getting Some Myth-Information Read They’ve Been Getting Some Myth-Information Guest: "Huh… I didn’t think bats were real, I thought they were mythological, like the Platypus." Read They’ve Been Getting Some Myth-Information
May 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Missing Link Read The Missing Link Me: "Hi, this is [My Name], I have a 1 PM appointment with [Doctor], but I haven’t received my link." Receptionist: *Condescending.* "That’s because it was 10 AM, not 1 PM." M...
May 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Seeking Man, novelty sucks. I think I feel this way because whenever something new gets introduced in my life, I get so into it for a little while, and then once the dust settles, it just gets tossed into ...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com All Of Our Grains Are Grains Of Truth Read All Of Our Grains Are Grains Of Truth Customer: "I want the [dish], but I can't have white rice because I'm gluten-free. Get me the brown rice." Read All Of Our Grains Are Grains Of Truth
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Small Talk, Big Fallout Read Small Talk, Big Fallout Nurse: "I ask you how you're doing every day, and you never ask me! I thought we were friends, but I guess not!" Me: "I have extremely time-sensitive tasks to get done,...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Family Plan Activated Read Family Plan Activated Guest: "Did they not pay?" Manager: "No." Guest: "I know his mother. Let me call her." Read Family Plan Activated
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 10 Read Minimum Wage, Minimum Effort, Part 10 Coworker: "Hey, [Boss], [Famous Singer] is my favorite, and she's got a concert in town in six months. I'm booking that night off." Boss: "Hmm, well that'...
