Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations Read Matching Policy, But Mismatching Expectations In our building, all of the other departments were allowed to wear blue jeans on Fridays. My manager decided that our department had to wear busin...
Mar 13, 2026 from Thejesh GN Weekly Notes 11/2026 It’s been a hectic week. Most of the things I had planned have been done, but there are always things left to do! Visas are here. All of us got 3-year multiple-entry travel visas. Maybe we can make...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Read Maybe They Could Have Painted A Sign? Manager: "Why have the contractors been given three days to paint the bathrooms? They could do that in one and a half, easy." Me: "Just you wait and see."...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Read Raising The Bar By Going Up A Few Bars Customer: "Oh, now you’re ready for us?!" I should add that I’m extremely affable, friendly, and quick to smile, all of which they had received to this p...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Write-Up On The Wall Read The Write-Up On The Wall Me: "You need to fire this guy. He is ALWAYS late and is not getting the information he needs. He’s going to be a problem for you and a danger to our clients." Supervi...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com J Is For… Just Go to Sleep Read J Is For… Just Go to Sleep Husband: "Okay, the code is 'C' as in Charlie, 73, 'J' as in...wait, what's 'J' again? He looks at me, and my mind goes numbingly blank. Me: "…Dj …ang …oooooo?" Read...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Beer Today, Somewhere Else Tomorrow Read Beer Today, Somewhere Else Tomorrow She puts the stuff on the table and hands me $10. Me: "Ma'am, this isn't enough." Customer: "I don't have a job, and I'm a single mother." Read Beer Today, ...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Keeping The Peace (And Quiet) Read Keeping The Peace (And Quiet) I was a guest on the bride's side at this wedding. For various reasons, she only had her father, while the groom had a very big family. And they were all determin...
Mar 13, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cartastrophe Averted Read Cartastrophe Averted I'm holding my toddler in one arm, trying to order food from the self-service kiosk. Another customer is taking forever on the other kiosk and blocking the open one with h...
Mar 13, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Museums Today's entry is dedicated to this month's IndieWeb Carnival, a project where independent websites write monthly blog posts dedicated to a certain theme. This month's theme, hosted by James G., is ...
Mar 13, 2026 from JoeHx Blog Goodbye, Arcadia Power Way back in May of 2019, I signed up for Arcadia Power. A couple years later, in July of 2021, I wrote a review of the program.
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Read Living To A Different Beat Than Reality Caller: "I need to book tickets to see [Famous DJ], and they're $300. I want to refund [item] so I can get the money back and buy the tickets." Me: "Sur...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Read The Mold Has Spread To The Brain Me: "I picked these up, but as you can see, they're not doing very well!" She looks at them, looks at me, looks at them again, then puts them through the scann...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Read Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 10 Me: "Our fitting expert is with a client at the moment." The woman looks over to see our fitting expert with said client, a woman in her ...
Mar 12, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The New York/California Post “Metro Section” RSS Feed The New York Post Metro secution RSS feed now includes California Post articles. This was not concerning until I saw an ambiguous article about a new U.S. HQ for the maker of "Labubus"
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Couldn’t Have Scripted A Better Outcome Read Couldn’t Have Scripted A Better Outcome A few months ago, though, a new supervisor joined us. He was fresh from a corporate management program and came in with grand ideas about "efficiency" a...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When The Customer’s Actions Are Tagged Read When The Customer’s Actions Are Tagged Customer: "How… how do you know how much they are?!" Me: "I remember because I put the price tag on them all literally this week, and just because all th...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What’s The Opposite Of Nailing It? Read What’s The Opposite Of Nailing It? Me: "We don't sell nails, sir." Customer: "Why not?" Me: "Because this is a stationery and paper store." Customer: "But you do have a nail section?" Read Wha...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Permit Me To Explain… Read Permit Me To Explain… Vet: "[Wife] and I have to go pick up my idiot son. I should be back before evening appointments. Anything I need to take care of first?" The tech and I mentally go over ...
Mar 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Will Take Your Two Cents, But We Don’t Want To Hear Your Two Cents Read Will Take Your Two Cents, But We Don’t Want To Hear Your Two Cents Customer: "You gotta count it out so slowly?!" Me: "I'm just checking, sir." Customer: "You don't trust me?" Read Will Take Y...
