May 12, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Bilder im Darkmode Bilder im Darkmode haben jetzt nur noch einen hellen Hintergrund, wenn sie ihn brauchen.
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When In Rome… Oh Wait Read When In Rome… Oh Wait Customer: *Enraged in broken English.* "Where da h*** do you think you work to not speak Italian!?" Me: "A grocery store in Toronto, sir." Read When In Rome… Oh Wait
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Wetware Failure Read Wetware Failure Customer: "It got a bit wet. We tried drying it, but it's not working." I open the laptop and try to assess it. Me: "Sometimes water damage can ruin the electronics. Were you l...
May 12, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When You’re Totally Shift Faced Read When You’re Totally Shift Faced My manager calls me at 11 PM to ask if I could come in to cover a shift at 5 AM the next morning. Me: "No." Manager: "Why?" Me: "I'm seven hours away at a bar o...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Lacking Expansive Detail Read Lacking Expansive Detail I work in the office for a large contractor. I got an email from someone who isn't an existing customer: Me: "Hey, [Boss], how should I reply to this email? They haven...
May 11, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal Sliwa for NYC Mayor Lawn Signs Seen in May 2026 On seeing the first Curtis Sliwa 2025 mayoral campaign signs in Brooklyn Heights on Mother's Day 2026, more than six months after election day.
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Talk To The Hand, Aunty Read Talk To The Hand, Aunty Some colleagues and I are talking about learning new languages as adults. Colleague: "My aunt is blind, so I'm learning sign language." Read Talk To The Hand, Aunty
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com High Risk In High Fidelity Read High Risk In High Fidelity I work at Canada’s largest music instrument retailer, in the professional audio/lighting department. A large part of my job is working with sound systems and lightin...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Dial ‘M’ For Maybe Read Dial ‘M’ For Maybe I work for a tech company in tech support. I often get angry or frustrated callers on the line, making demands and hurling insults, and then one time I got one like this: Re...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Matters At Crunch Time Read What Matters At Crunch Time Coworker: "Hey! [Vending Guy]! Lookie here!" [Coworker] shows him a bag of chips that he'd purchased from the vending machine the day before. Coworker: "It only had...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Nature Is Bear-ly Survivable Read Nature Is Bear-ly Survivable Me: "So, to all the kids, remember the first rule when you see a bear?" Kid: "Do not approach!" One of the tourists doesn't seem to like this advice. Tourist: "Can...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Ruff Reception Read A Ruff Reception Front Desk Staff Member: "You can't have that dog in here." Me: "Oh, I'm sorry, do you not allow dogs in the lobby? We can take her outside until check-in." Front Desk Staff M...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com A Stream Of Bad Decisions Read A Stream Of Bad Decisions Caller: "My Netflix isn't working!" Me: "Are you getting an error code when you try to stream?" Caller: "It says I need to update my payment method! What the h*** doe...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com That’s The Spirit! Read That’s The Spirit! Customer: "Vodka on the rocks." I pour a single of the house vodka over some ice and slide it to him. Customer: "That's… it?" Me: "That's vodka, on ice. Were you expecting s...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com It’s Hard To Go Up In This World Read It’s Hard To Go Up In This World A new hire walks into the office building at the same time as I. We're on the first floor (ground floor to you Europeans), and I see them repeatedly push the '...
May 11, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Strengeres Clippy Ich habe mal ausprobiert, mehr Cargo-Clippy-Regeln zu aktivieren.
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Some Fellas Have The Write Stuff Read Some Fellas Have The Write Stuff Customer: "I don't want to do that. I hate d*** forms!" Me: "I'm afraid it's policy. We can't sell it to you without it." Customer: "Look, son, I have the d***...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Honk If You Love Consequences Read Honk If You Love Consequences My brother is an a**hole driver. The kind of person who will pull right up to the bumper of someone at a stoplight and start pounding their horn, even when there ...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Looking For Mr. Write Read Looking For Mr. Write Girl #1: "Girl, I think he might be the one!" Girl #2: "How do you know?" Girl #1: "He texts me back!" Read Looking For Mr. Write
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Your Outrage Is Pending Verification Read Your Outrage Is Pending Verification Me: "Okay, I see an attempted purchase for $341.88 in [Department Store] in Manhattan, New York." Caller: "Yes, yes, that was me! At least it would have be...
