May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Several decades ago, I was enlisted as a hospital corpsman (medic) in the Navy. The only time I actually performed the Heimlich maneuver was when I was eating breakfast in the galley at Naval ...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Rear-ly Bad Decisions Read Rear-ly Bad Decisions I'm in a hospital ward behind some closed curtains, waiting to be discharged. I overhear a doctor talking to another patient a few beds down: Doctor: "So what did we lear...
May 11, 2026 from The Jaxson Renderings: Riverfront Plaza Phase 2 With Phase 1 of Riverfront Plaza completed, the City of Jacksonville is gearing up to move forward with the construction of Phase 2, which will include a beer garden, rain garden, and a bike and pe...
May 11, 2026 from The Jaxson Renderings: Riverfront Plaza Phase 2 With Phase 1 of Riverfront Plaza completed, the City of Jacksonville is gearing up to move forward with the construction of Phase 2, which will include a beer garden, rain garden, and a bike and pe...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I was working in a movie theater in high school when Saving Private Ryan came out. It was a massive hit and we sold out theaters for several weekends in a row. There was a certain category of ...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I am in the process of recognising my degree in Brazil. One day I get an email saying I need to pay yet another fee to get this done. The problem is there is no invoice, I need to create my ow...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Uno Reverse Carding Is A Sovereign Move Read Uno Reverse Carding Is A Sovereign Move Customer: "You can't force me." Me: "I'm not trying to force you. I'm simply telling you your options. Mask or leave." Customer: "I am a sovereign citiz...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read When I was training to become an EMT, I had to work a certain number of clinical shifts in hospital emergency rooms and worked a night shift at a hospital in Pensacola. It was MUCH busier than...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Press X To Bonk Read Press X To Bonk Customer: "I want to buy some sticks for Rock Band." I grabbed them for him. They come in clear plastic packaging, so you can see them. Customer: "Are these ones compatible wit...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read (My fiancee and I are lying in bed cuddling before sleep. My head is on her upper arm. Suddenly, she raises both arms, lifting my head out of whack.) Me: “WHOY!” Her: “Sorry, I needed both han...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I have a feeling that you all would appreciate my story about my first semi-serious relationship. I went to college multiple states away from my house. Between my junior and senior years, I wa...
May 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk Read Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk Customer: "I need to return this milk." Me: "That's [Competitor's Brand] milk. This is [My Store]." Customer: "But I need to return it." Read Don’t Cry Over Cursed Milk
May 11, 2026 from The Autodidacts The bid-ask spread on used physical goods For most of my life I fundamentally misunderstood buy & sell prices
May 11, 2026 from Let’s get Person-al 🌱 an LLM models our worst behavior “Focus on the work, not your attachment to it.”
May 11, 2026 from Noahie's Blog Tired Man, I really hate it when I keep making assumptions. That old saying really does end up coming true. I find that I get in my own head about every little thing most times, and the result ends up no...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Wrong Vision Statement Read The Wrong Vision Statement Customer: "I was wearing the glasses all of yesterday and all last night! But when I take them off, my eyesight goes all blurry again!" Read The Wrong Vision Statement
May 10, 2026 from Refereeing and Reflection Over On Fake Geek Boy: Boldly Going Where No Gamebooks Have Gone Before! I’ve just put out a review of various Star Trek: Lower Decks spin-off publications over on my books-movies-and-TV blog, one of which may have crossover appeal to regular readers here – that’s Warp ...
May 10, 2026 from Jumbled Thoughts of a Fake Geek Boy Cerritos Spinoffs and Lower Decks Delights Lower Decks has gone the way of all Alex Kurtzman Star Trek shows – getting cancelled before it can undertake the sort of epic hundreds-of-episodes run that Star Trek shows enjoyed back in the 1990...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com OK, EU Read OK, EU Me: "What about the movie didn't make any sense?" Customer: "All of it! They were speaking, but none of what they said sounded like words!" Me: "You know this movie is Swedish, right?" ...
May 10, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clock Blocked Read Clock Blocked Office Manager: *To the colleague.* "You can't leave before 5 PM." Colleague: "Okay, let me go and talk to our CFO and see about overtime rates. I work from 8 AM until 4 PM. I ma...
