Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Way Off Target Read Way Off Target Me: "Ma'am, you're trying to return clothes you purchased at Target." Customer: "So?" Me: "This isn't Target." Customer: "So?" Read Way Off Target
Mar 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 7: Tigers, Sharks, Cobras, Men in Tights, Robots, Aliens A review for the Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 1, a collection of shooting games, for the Nintendo Switch
Mar 11, 2026 from Bobby Hiltz Credit Feed 7: Tigers, Sharks, Cobras, Men in Tights, Robots, Aliens A review for the Toaplan Arcade Collection Volume 1, a collection of shooting games, for the Nintendo Switch
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Don’t Stick Your Neck Out For Those Who Are Not Nice Read Don’t Stick Your Neck Out For Those Who Are Not Nice Coworker #1: "I keep seeing customers wearing sleeveless turtlenecks. What the h*** is even the point of that?" Me: "I mean—" Coworker #2: ...
Mar 11, 2026 from BEEW Because He Was He, and I Was I I quote others only in order the better to express myself. —Michel de Montaigne In 1571, a French nobleman bought a château in Bordeaux with a round stone tower attached to it. He was thirty-eight,...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Won’t Lego Of Being A Cheapskate Read Won’t Lego Of Being A Cheapskate Cashier: *Calmly and professionally.* "Ma'am, I can't add any more discounts." Customer: *Getting up in the cashier's face.* "Get me someone who can then, as I...
Mar 11, 2026 from Stranger Than Usual Blogstatistiken: Anzahl Posts pro Jahr / Monat Ein paar Graphen über die Anzahl der Blogposts pro Jahr.
Mar 11, 2026 from Adventures in Open Source Software Is MySQL Due for a Renaissance? Back at the turn of the century, open source was experiencing widespread adoption along with the growth of the Internet. The acronym LAMP was used a lot, meaning Linux, Apache, MySQL and PHP. The f...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Dust Always Settles Read The Dust Always Settles This meant Lisa had been lying to me for almost three years. For three years, I had been treated like a servant by the office staff, going far beyond what the client ha...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Cutting Through The Noise Read Cutting Through The Noise Customer: "You're too loud for a woman!" Me: "Sir, I am talking to you at a very busy key-cutting station. If I don't shout, like you are right now, you won't hear me...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Clause And Effect Read Clause And Effect A new a**hole boss gets hired and proceeds to get rid of people he doesn’t like and hires his buddies into various roles. The workplace culture took a nosedive pretty quickly...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Very Alumi-dum Read Very Alumi-dum Customer: "Will these fridge magnets work?" Me: "If your fridge door is made with a coated sheet of steel, or regular stainless steel, then it'll stick to the door." Customer: "...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com What Mom Delivered Was Immediate Read What Mom Delivered Was Immediate One evening I took a call from two teens who ordered a pizza, and didn't actually talk to each other prior to calling about what they wanted. After listening t...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Very Bad Reception, Part 25 Read Very Bad Reception, Part 25 I recently had lunch with a few people from the company, including our HR guy. He mentioned: HR Guy: "I'm going to have to have an unpleasant conversation with the ...
Mar 11, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com I Know It (M)All Read I Know It (M)All Customer: "When does [other store in the mall] close?" Me: "Well, the mall closes at—" Customer: "—I'm not asking when the mall closes, I'm asking when [other store] closes." ...
Mar 11, 2026 from The Jaxson 7 riverfront dining experiences that no longer exist Today, the average person will struggle to find a restaurant to dine along the river in downtown that is not located inside of a hotel. However, riverfront dining was a part of downtown's identity ...
Mar 11, 2026 from Thejesh GN 30 Days of Watercoloring is Complete I started it in December. The first 28 were completed in 34 days. The last two took almost two months. Though I would like to credit this delay to work becoming hectic, it’s mostly me not being abl...
Mar 11, 2026 from The Public Domain Review Calicornication: Postcards of Giant Produce (1909) "Tall-tale" or "exaggeration" postcards illustrating the bounties of California.
Mar 11, 2026 from The Autodidacts My criteria for a good Linux developer laptop Well-built, cheap, and fast: I pick all three.
