Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Refunds Break Fourth Read Refunds Break Fourth Employee: *Looking at the system.* "So, I can see that you've… uh… oh." Me: "Yes, this is my fourth return." Employee: *Sighs.* "Yeah, Read Refunds Break Fourth
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Deal Is We Bring The Food, And You Bring The Romance… Read The Deal Is We Bring The Food, And You Bring The Romance… Customer: "Can the steak be cut into a heart shape?" Me: "…The steaks are pre-cut." Customer: "Can you write 'Be Mine' in sauce on the...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Escalation Circulation Read Escalation Circulation Me: "Thank you for calling—" Caller: "—Supervisor. Now. I'm not talking to the lowest rung call center worker. I need specialist help." Me: "Well, actually, you're—" Cal...
Feb 14, 2026 from Peter's Path Utrecht Path part 11 Hiked 11.3 kilometres from Maarssen to Utrecht. This was the last part of the Utrecht Path. You leave Maarssen along the old Vecht, pass old industrial zones and enter medieval Utrecht via the old ...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Mojit-Oh No Read Mojit-Oh No Toward the end of the meal, I noticed she moved all her lamb off the entrée plate and piled it on top of her mac and cheese dish. So I went over to her to see if she needed a to-go...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Obama-Drama! The Epic Saga Read Obama-Drama! The Epic Saga Mom: "It's all Obama's fault! Everything bad that's happened in America recently happened because of him!" Me: "Mom, pretty sure Bush was president when that happene...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com The Fruit Of Someone Else’s Labor Read The Fruit Of Someone Else’s Labor Now, my father and all the farmers around have no problems with someone picking some fruit and eating it on the spot: "Eat as much as you want but take nothin...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Standing Our Ground, Literally Read Standing Our Ground, Literally Cashier: "Sir, do you mind if I ring her up while you wait?" Customer: "No. I was here first." Read Standing Our Ground, Literally
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I got so tired of telemarketer calls almost every 5 min. I tried ignoring them, sending the calls straight to voicemail, ect. NOTHING seemed to work, so I started answering the phone when an u...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read Some time ago I had a gift card for a pizza chain & decided to give them yet another chance (their drivers are notorious for not reading instructions, plus the place’s pizzas are smaller and c...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read This story (https://notalwaysright.com/bit-of-an-underreaction/325478/) reminded me of something that happened to my uncle years ago. He was planing some wood and somehow managed to run a sliv...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I used to work a sales job, specifically pitching charities to people on the street. People were pretty decent for the most part, one or two unpleasant interactions but more good than bad. And...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read I’m working at the self checkout section and I see the light at one of the registers go red which means the person needs help. I go over and it is a group with whom I assume is an older gentle...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Untitled Read *I wouldn’t say I’m a klutz exactly but I do manage to injure myself in the strangest ways (I’ve sprained my ankle tripping over a rock, tripped on a crack while walking down the sidewalk and ...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Running On Empty Upstairs Read Running On Empty Upstairs The customer apparently didn't expect to have to pay for his gas because he had to unlock his car, find his wallet, and then find his debit card inside the wallet. He...
Feb 14, 2026 from BIX dot BLOG The Wet-Sounding Sigh In My Apartment So, I did my part. When the every-several-weeks problem with the red rubber ring on the drain from the toilet tank to the bowl became instead an every-other-day problem, and then the housing for th...
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com Making Dough By Making Dough Read Making Dough By Making Dough Customer: "Does it feel sad that you're stuck in this dead-end job on minimum wage for so long? It must suck to see someone like me every week, doing well for hims...
Feb 14, 2026 from The New Leaf Journal The Positive Case for Good Tech A blog post against defining the indie web by its enemies prompted me to make the positive case for making the positive case for good and humane tech.
Feb 14, 2026 from Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com When They Send You An Extra Bill Read When They Send You An Extra Bill Dad: "Excuse me, miss, I think you gave me the wrong change—" She immediately started shrieking. Cashier: "I DID NOT! I KNOW WHAT I GAVE YOU! DON'T TRY TO SCAM...
